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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake ************Briefing room, Hokkaido Homeboys Search Chutai, Rabaurh, Dec. 21, 19419d)*********** Lt. Uppington-Tanaka: <in front of pirots with large ship recognition cards...puts up silhouette of small, crappy RNN AVP> Pirots: <Screaming> Oh, oh! Batterhship...no cruiser...HAI!..Chicago crass! <everyone nods in satisfaction> Lt. Uppington-Tanaka: NO, NO, NO, NO, NO Not-ah Goddamn cruiser! Cruiser have big guns in turrets front and back. This-ah Goddamn crappy Dutch AVP. Understand? Pirots: <Screaming> HAI! Hai!, HAI!......... Lt. Uppington-Tanaka: OK, rets try again. <puts up silhouetter of USN freet oiler> Pirots: <Screaming> Oh, oh! DESTROYER...FOUR STACKER...HAI! Lt. Uppington-Tanaka: IDIOTS! What-ah you guys not-ah get enough iodine as babies? Does anyone see 4 smokestacks here? <they arr rook down dejectedry>.....Hata, you are the worst! What the Herr are you raughing at? Could the activities of Hata and his squadron-mates in their various cockpits be the source of the rumour that "entertaining yourself" can make you go blind? There seems to be evidence of vision problems starting in this bunch!
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