Matrix Games Forums

 Forums  Register  Login  Photo Gallery  Member List  Search  Calendars  FAQ 

My Profile  Inbox  Address Book  My Subscription  My Forums  Log Out

RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere

 
View related threads: (in this forum | in all forums)

Logged in as: Guest
Users viewing this topic: none
  Printable Version
All Forums >> [New Releases from Matrix Games] >> War in the Pacific: Admiral's Edition >> After Action Reports >> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere Page: <<   < prev  47 48 [49] 50 51   next >   >>
Login
Message << Older Topic   Newer Topic >>
RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 12/28/2014 4:25:08 PM   
Cap Mandrake


Posts: 23184
Joined: 11/15/2002
From: Southern California
Status: offline 		Samba girl have rearry good dentist.

Café au rait birthmark on reft hip. Birthmark on right hip rook rike rock and key. Haha..that-ah pretty funny.

(in reply to witpqs)
Post #: 1441
RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 12/28/2014 8:25:44 PM   
Cap Mandrake


Posts: 23184
Joined: 11/15/2002
From: Southern California
Status: offline 		Mandrake-san rook at damage:

--1st Kure SNRF comprete mess. Everyone have seaweed in Japan-mens styre underwear. Have to go back to Noumea and wash out underwear.

--Support units for second wave not-ah have any AV so not-ah be aburh to take isrand, even if guarded onry by Rord Howe Boy Scout Troop 1232.

Therefore:

--2nd SNRF that was originarry supposed to be reserve for Rord Howe but was diverted to capture Noumea. Now 2nd SNRF rearry is reserve for Rord Howe. 2nd SNRF embarking now at Noumea but not enough dock space so probabry take 2 days to road up.
Security from Takao and 2 x DD. Noumea now have 19 operable Nerr and 17 Zeroes and 13 Mavissesses

--Anothah SNRF company originarry pranned for Fraser Isrand wirr come down to Rord Howe in case isrand weakry defended.

--Recon of Rord Howe and Sydney and Brisbane with froat pranes today.

--2nd wave and and carriers move about 160 m NNW of Rord Howe and wait.

--Air raid Brisbane airfierd today.

(in reply to Cap Mandrake)
Post #: 1442
RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 12/28/2014 9:05:15 PM   
Chickenboy


Posts: 24520
Joined: 6/29/2002
From: San Antonio, TX
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Mandrake-san rook at damage:

--1st Kure SNRF comprete mess. Everyone have seaweed in Japan-mens styre underwear. Have to go back to Noumea and wash out underwear.

--Support units for second wave not-ah have any AV so not-ah be aburh to take isrand, even if guarded onry by Rord Howe Boy Scout Troop 1232.

Therefore:

--2nd SNRF that was originarry supposed to be reserve for Rord Howe but was diverted to capture Noumea. Now 2nd SNRF rearry is reserve for Rord Howe. 2nd SNRF embarking now at Noumea but not enough dock space so probabry take 2 days to road up.
Security from Takao and 2 x DD. Noumea now have 19 operable Nerr and 17 Zeroes and 13 Mavissesses

--Anothah SNRF company originarry pranned for Fraser Isrand wirr come down to Rord Howe in case isrand weakry defended.

--Recon of Rord Howe and Sydney and Brisbane with froat pranes today.

--2nd wave and and carriers move about 160 m NNW of Rord Howe and wait.

--Air raid Brisbane airfierd today.


Interesting pran...

Of course, you COURD forget about wasting so much time on these stupid-ah meaningress isrands and focus somewhere erse more strategricarry impohtahnt. Darwin-ah? Perth? Ceyron? Carcutta?

_____________________________


(in reply to Cap Mandrake)
Post #: 1443
RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 12/29/2014 12:18:17 AM   
Cap Mandrake


Posts: 23184
Joined: 11/15/2002
From: Southern California
Status: offline 		Darwin waaaay overrated. Attack on Northern Oz in WWII(c) eventuarry kirr most of IJN.

Perth wourd be usefurh and Ceyron too but it onry January.

(in reply to Chickenboy)
Post #: 1444
RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 12/29/2014 2:00:28 AM   
Chickenboy


Posts: 24520
Joined: 6/29/2002
From: San Antonio, TX
Status: offline 		OK. Prease to exprain pran for other isrands that more important than Rord Howe in that case. Christmas isrand (Pacific)? Suva? Pago Pago? Horn Isrand?

_____________________________


(in reply to Cap Mandrake)
Post #: 1445
RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 12/29/2014 2:48:04 AM   
Cap Mandrake


Posts: 23184
Joined: 11/15/2002
From: Southern California
Status: offline 		Hai! Japan-mens arready capture arr of Samoa Isrands, incruding Pago Pago.

Pago Pago has SNRF, 24 aviation support, 60 navarh support, 1.65 airfierd, 14,000 fuerh 37,000 suppry, submarine tender on way. Needs fortifications
and some Mavissesses when enough avairaburh.

335 AV arready at Suva but not enough to capture. Kimura Det randing at Nadi today. This rittah behind schedure.

Canton Isrand onry have SNRF prus seaprane tender and 8 Mavissesses. Aviation support on way.

Baker Isrand have onry Bn of Navarh Guard.


Mandrake-san arready decide to not attack Rine Isrands or Parmyra or Tahiti.
Probabry attack Midway and Western Aleutians but have to wait.


Christmas Isrand in Admirarh SPrior-san territory.

(in reply to Chickenboy)
Post #: 1446
RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 12/29/2014 3:50:57 AM   
Cap Mandrake


Posts: 23184
Joined: 11/15/2002
From: Southern California
Status: offline 		Imperirarh HQ pran for defense of Samoa.




Attachment (1)

(in reply to Cap Mandrake)
Post #: 1447
RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 12/29/2014 11:12:34 PM   
Chickenboy


Posts: 24520
Joined: 6/29/2002
From: San Antonio, TX
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Hai! Japan-mens arready capture arr of Samoa Isrands, incruding Pago Pago.

Pago Pago has SNRF, 24 aviation support, 60 navarh support, 1.65 airfierd, 14,000 fuerh 37,000 suppry, submarine tender on way. Needs fortifications
and some Mavissesses when enough avairaburh.

335 AV arready at Suva but not enough to capture. Kimura Det randing at Nadi today. This rittah behind schedure.

Canton Isrand onry have SNRF prus seaprane tender and 8 Mavissesses. Aviation support on way.

Baker Isrand have onry Bn of Navarh Guard.


Mandrake-san arready decide to not attack Rine Isrands or Parmyra or Tahiti.
Probabry attack Midway and Western Aleutians but have to wait.


Christmas Isrand in Admirarh SPrior-san territory.



This not-ah bad pran.

ETA: Must have been Rord Admirar Sprior's?

< Message edited by Chickenboy -- 12/30/2014 12:19:30 AM >

_____________________________


(in reply to Cap Mandrake)
Post #: 1448
RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 12/30/2014 6:32:00 PM   
sprior


Posts: 8596
Joined: 6/18/2002
From: Portsmouth, UK
Status: offline 		Arr good prans are berong to wife. Arr bad prans are berong to me.

_____________________________

"Grown ups are what's left when skool is finished."
"History started badly and hav been geting steadily worse."
- Nigel Molesworth.



(in reply to Chickenboy)
Post #: 1449
RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 12/30/2014 7:13:48 PM   
Cap Mandrake


Posts: 23184
Joined: 11/15/2002
From: Southern California
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: sprior

Arr good prans are berong to wife. Arr bad prans are berong to me.


Hory crap! SPrior-san give 4th rotor to Japan-womans so can read secret prans?

(in reply to sprior)
Post #: 1450
RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 12/30/2014 7:24:05 PM   
Cap Mandrake


Posts: 23184
Joined: 11/15/2002
From: Southern California
Status: offline 		Pocahantas Girh break up with boy toy. Mandrake-san find out PG boyfriend rive at home with mothah.

Arso, turn out PG boyfriend have bunkbed in room and PG get tired of bumpging head on top bunk when riding on bronco.

Arso, Mandrake-san find out one time mothah of boyfriend knock on door of bedroom during bronco ride and say "Will, why is your door locked?"
PG run into croset with fake breastesses bouncing around and step on action figure. Actuarry, rast bit, Mandrake-san have to make up because not rearry there.

(in reply to Cap Mandrake)
Post #: 1451
RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 12/30/2014 7:30:39 PM   
Cap Mandrake


Posts: 23184
Joined: 11/15/2002
From: Southern California
Status: offline 		New Years Eve party at PG house. 4 or more hours with drinking. What courd possibry go wrong?

Mandrake-san think of idea to take bets on when PG take crothes off. Probabry ovah and undah about 11 o'crock

(in reply to Cap Mandrake)
Post #: 1452
RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 12/30/2014 7:31:09 PM   
BBfanboy


Posts: 18046
Joined: 8/4/2010
From: Winnipeg, MB
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Pocahantas Girh break up with boy toy. Mandrake-san find out PG boyfriend rive at home with mothah.

Arso, turn out PG boyfriend have bunkbed in room and PG get tired of bumpging head on top bunk when riding on bronco.

Arso, Mandrake-san find out one time mothah of boyfriend knock on door of bedroom during bronco ride and say "Will, why is your door locked?"
PG run into croset with fake breastesses bouncing around and step on action figure. Actuarry, rast bit, Mandrake-san have to make up because not rearry there.



Perhaps SG I unit moved out so that he could take PG boyfriend place? Moving out necessary to fit "not riving with mothah" criterion.

_____________________________

No matter how bad a situation is, you can always make it worse. - Chris Hadfield : An Astronaut's Guide To Life On Earth

(in reply to Cap Mandrake)
Post #: 1453
RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 12/30/2014 7:39:52 PM   
Cap Mandrake


Posts: 23184
Joined: 11/15/2002
From: Southern California
Status: offline 		If GF of SG I find out interested in PG it courd-ah be rearrry dangerous. Phirrapine-womans have craws.


Mandrake-san indescribabry happy that SG I move out even though SG I forget to say thank you for arr of free food eat.

(in reply to BBfanboy)
Post #: 1454
RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 12/30/2014 7:54:15 PM   
Cap Mandrake


Posts: 23184
Joined: 11/15/2002
From: Southern California
Status: offline 		**************January 27, 1942(d)**********

Tonga: Fragment of navarh guard (about 170 troops) accidentarry run into crappy Aderaide

Night Time Surface Combat, near Eua at 137,170, Range 7,000 Yards

Japanese Ships
PB Chiyo Maru #4, Shell hits 25, and is sunk
xAK Daijukyo Maru, Shell hits 7, Torpedo hits 1, and is sunk

Allied Ships
CL Adelaide
CL Concord
DD Cassin
DD Le Triomphant

(in reply to Cap Mandrake)
Post #: 1455
RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 12/31/2014 1:39:54 PM   
Cap Mandrake


Posts: 23184
Joined: 11/15/2002
From: Southern California
Status: offline 		Rord Howe: Yayoi attempt recon by bombardment but not-ah work, onry brow up coupurh of fruit trees and buoy with sear on it. Sear make terriburh noise. Japan-mens hear arr way to ship.
Japan-mens do find out some kind of Arried-mens on isrand.

Night Naval bombardment of Lord Howe Island at 100,169

Japanese Ships
DD Yayoi

Port hits 2

DD Yayoi firing at Lord Howe Island

(in reply to Cap Mandrake)
Post #: 1456
RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 12/31/2014 1:41:38 PM   
Cap Mandrake


Posts: 23184
Joined: 11/15/2002
From: Southern California
Status: offline 		Brisbane: Carrier pranes decide to find out what at Brisbane. Rots of P-40's. That what there.

Morning Air attack on Brisbane , at 96,160

Weather in hex: Moderate rain

Raid detected at 17 NM, estimated altitude 31,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 5 minutes

Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 9

Allied aircraft
P-40E Warhawk x 25

Japanese aircraft losses
A6M2 Zero: 1 destroyed

Allied aircraft losses
P-40E Warhawk: 1 destroyed

Kates bomb airfierd, Vals go after rittah boat mining own business. Not-ah much damage because recon poor.

Afternoon Air attack on Brisbane , at 96,160

Weather in hex: Moderate rain

Raid detected at 111 NM, estimated altitude 12,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 41 minutes

Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 51
B5N2 Kate x 90
D3A1 Val x 15

Allied aircraft
P-40E Warhawk x 10

Japanese aircraft losses
B5N2 Kate: 4 damaged

Allied aircraft losses
P-40E Warhawk: 4 destroyed

Allied Ships
AMc Tongkol, Bomb hits 3, and is sunk

Airbase supply hits 2
Runway hits 2

< Message edited by Cap Mandrake -- 12/31/2014 2:45:20 PM >

(in reply to Cap Mandrake)
Post #: 1457
RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 12/31/2014 1:51:07 PM   
Cap Mandrake


Posts: 23184
Joined: 11/15/2002
From: Southern California
Status: offline 		This-ah what hahppen when Arried-commandahs read Japan-mens prans before Arreid-mens commandahs rearize have to reprace othah Arried commandahs.

< Message edited by Cap Mandrake -- 12/31/2014 3:15:40 PM >

(in reply to Cap Mandrake)
Post #: 1458
RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 12/31/2014 2:33:24 PM   
Cap Mandrake


Posts: 23184
Joined: 11/15/2002
From: Southern California
Status: offline 		Mandrake-san change ovah-undah rine on when PG take off crothes and jump in poor. Snow revah down to 1700 ft. This-ah mean take more arcohorh before womans take off crothes.




Attachment (1)

(in reply to Cap Mandrake)
Post #: 1459
RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 12/31/2014 2:40:58 PM   
Cap Mandrake


Posts: 23184
Joined: 11/15/2002
From: Southern California
Status: offline 		Deray in attack on Rord Howe appears cruciarh because now Arried-mens have troops ashore and prace is mischaracterized as atorr. Japan-mens rearry need to find out what there. If regiment of Marines or Austraria-mens brigade forget it. Arried-mesn fighting back too much.

(in reply to Cap Mandrake)
Post #: 1460
RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 12/31/2014 5:59:11 PM   
uncivil_servant


Posts: 200
Joined: 2/19/2013
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

New Years Eve party at PG house. 4 or more hours with drinking. What courd possibry go wrong?

Mandrake-san think of idea to take bets on when PG take crothes off. Probabry ovah and undah about 11 o'crock


I think your opponent should disband some ships/air units if you can succeed in getting PG and SG into getting down to their bare necessities.

_____________________________

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion,
It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed,
The hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning,
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

(in reply to Cap Mandrake)
Post #: 1461
RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 1/1/2015 5:25:18 AM   
Reg


Posts: 2787
Joined: 5/26/2000
From: NSW, Australia
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Kates bomb airfierd, Vals go after rittah boat mining own business. Not-ah much damage because recon poor.



AMc Tongkol, Bomb hits 3, and is sunk



Groan.....



_____________________________

Cheers,
Reg.

(One day I will learn to spell - or check before posting....)
Uh oh, Firefox has a spell checker!! What excuse can I use now!!!

(in reply to Cap Mandrake)
Post #: 1462
RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 1/1/2015 4:24:51 PM   
zuluhour


Posts: 5244
Joined: 1/20/2011
From: Maryland
Status: offline 		happy  new years fellows!

(in reply to Reg)
Post #: 1463
RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 1/1/2015 4:28:28 PM   
witpqs


Posts: 26087
Joined: 10/4/2004
From: Argleton
Status: offline 		HNY!

So I'm guessing that PG bounced off the ice-covered pool last night...

_____________________________

Intel Monkey: https://sites.google.com/view/staffmonkeys/home

(in reply to zuluhour)
Post #: 1464
RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 1/1/2015 6:24:28 PM   
Cap Mandrake


Posts: 23184
Joined: 11/15/2002
From: Southern California
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: witpqs

HNY!

So I'm guessing that PG bounced off the ice-covered pool last night...


Acturarry, undah bettors roose big. Not even crose.

Around 21:00 Pocahantas Girh announce:

"I'm going to pace myself. I'm just going to have tequila shots"

Around 23:15 farr down rittah stairs and have to be assisted to sreeping quarters Mandrake-san have Sarsa dance resson from nice Cuba-womans but stirr crappy dancer.

(in reply to witpqs)
Post #: 1465
RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 1/2/2015 2:00:19 AM   
Chickenboy


Posts: 24520
Joined: 6/29/2002
From: San Antonio, TX
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake
I'm just going to have tequila shots"


Chickenboy-san wondah: Have good things evah happen when this phrase uttered? Even once?

_____________________________


(in reply to Cap Mandrake)
Post #: 1466
RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 1/2/2015 2:34:49 PM   
Cap Mandrake


Posts: 23184
Joined: 11/15/2002
From: Southern California
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy


quote:

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake
I'm just going to have tequila shots"


Chickenboy-san wondah: Have good things evah happen when this phrase uttered? Even once?


Hai! That-ah rike "Hey guys watch this!" Mandrake-san think was joke, but very prophetic.

(in reply to Chickenboy)
Post #: 1467
RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 1/3/2015 11:09:13 AM   
sprior


Posts: 8596
Joined: 6/18/2002
From: Portsmouth, UK
Status: offline 		Time to road up for Prome. Sirry Arries!

_____________________________

"Grown ups are what's left when skool is finished."
"History started badly and hav been geting steadily worse."
- Nigel Molesworth.



(in reply to Cap Mandrake)
Post #: 1468
RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 1/3/2015 5:15:10 PM   
Cap Mandrake


Posts: 23184
Joined: 11/15/2002
From: Southern California
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: sprior

Time to road up for Prome. Sirry Arries!


Banzai! That-ah rearry barrsy.

(in reply to sprior)
Post #: 1469
RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 1/3/2015 5:28:54 PM   
sprior


Posts: 8596
Joined: 6/18/2002
From: Portsmouth, UK
Status: offline 		I said Prome not Rome.

_____________________________

"Grown ups are what's left when skool is finished."
"History started badly and hav been geting steadily worse."
- Nigel Molesworth.



(in reply to Cap Mandrake)
Post #: 1470
Page:   <<   < prev  47 48 [49] 50 51   next >   >>
All Forums >> [New Releases from Matrix Games] >> War in the Pacific: Admiral's Edition >> After Action Reports >> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere Page: <<   < prev  47 48 [49] 50 51   next >   >>
Jump to:





New Messages No New Messages
Hot Topic w/ New Messages Hot Topic w/o New Messages
Locked w/ New Messages Locked w/o New Messages
 Post New Thread
 Reply to Message
 Post New Poll
 Submit Vote
 Delete My Own Post
 Delete My Own Thread
 Rate Posts


Forum Software © ASPPlayground.NET Advanced Edition 2.4.5 ANSI

1.016