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Reasons 2.30 isn't out yet. - 3/4/2003 3:17:36 AM   
von Murrin


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Status: offline 		Just for fun while we wait... :D

1. They're suffering from last code line syndrome.
2. It's in the mail...
3. It's on backorder.
4. U2 stole it. He forgot that subs can intercept at mid-move, and his getaway boat was sunk. The media is comparing the search to those mounted for Emelia Earhardt.
5. Somebody shot up Joel's monitor. Everybody promised him he could announce it, so they're waiting for a replacement.
6. Knavey stole it and flew to Rabaul. Mogami mined him in out of spite.
7. Marc didn't like the cammo scheme on the Zeke. He swears it's the last thing...
8. Feature Creep. It now comes with a full-blown sub simulation.
9. Yamamoto went missing in April of '43 during the latest playtest. They can't find him.
10. It was released last week. They just wanted to see what would happen if we didn't know...


Feel free to add. :D


Cheers to Matrix and 2by3 for unmatched dedication! :)

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- 3/4/2003 3:53:18 AM   
Oliver Heindorf


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Status: offline 		11. All members of this community have it, they only think that you should not get it :D

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Re: Reasons 2.30 isn't out yet. - 3/4/2003 4:06:21 AM   
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Status: offline 		[QUOTE]Originally posted by von Murrin
[B]Just for fun while we wait... :D

4. U2 stole it. He forgot that subs can intercept at mid-move, and his getaway boat was sunk. The media is comparing the search to those mounted for Emelia Earhardt.

[/B][/QUOTE]

It's true I tell ya!:D

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- 3/4/2003 4:09:37 AM   
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Status: offline 		Hey, include me! I want another one! :)

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- 3/4/2003 4:21:24 AM   
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Status: offline 		12. They decided it was too good for us and have since recanted and are waiting until after WitP ships so they don't hurt sales!

13. I took the day off, so you know it will not be released because I have time to play it!

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- 3/4/2003 4:26:16 AM   
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Status: offline 		The "fix" for Long Island's disappearing air-groups had the unforseen effect that all other carries now eat air-planes!

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- 3/4/2003 4:49:38 AM   
von Murrin


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Status: offline 		[QUOTE]Originally posted by SoulBlazer
[B]Hey, include me! I want another one! :) [/B][/QUOTE]

:D Soulblazer was testing the Long Island bug and tried landing a TBF group. He was promptly teleported into Feinder's living room, who proceeded to chase him out of the house with a shotgun and called the police. The patch is postponed pending further review following the discovery of a "minor" bug. :D

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- 3/4/2003 4:51:30 AM   
von Murrin


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Status: offline 		[QUOTE]Originally posted by Oliver Heindorf
[B]11. All members of this community have it, they only think that you should not get it :D [/B][/QUOTE]

Why, you little wea.... Wait... HEY!!! :D

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- 3/4/2003 6:05:55 AM   
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Status: offline 		14. they decided to extend interception of moving TFs to surface fleets

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- 3/4/2003 6:08:51 AM   
SoulBlazer

 

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Status: offline 		ROTFL! Great one! :D

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- 3/4/2003 8:30:51 AM   
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Status: offline 		15. Matrix realizes that metric hasn't quite caught on yet and is renaming Update 2.3 to Update 2-1/3.

:D

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- 3/4/2003 10:01:14 AM   
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Status: offline 		16. North Korea threatening nuclear retaliation if the patch is ever released. 2x3 can't press the "Upload Patch" button in response because everyone is laughing their asses off.

Hey...it could happen!

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- 3/4/2003 10:25:00 AM   
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Status: offline 		17. Matrix HQ was attacked by a surprise airstrike from hex 0,0.

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- 3/4/2003 10:44:40 AM   
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Status: offline 		18. The patch was spotted by a reconnaisance flight, but since no speed or direction was sent back, no one has been able to locate it since. :D :p

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- 3/4/2003 11:36:03 AM   
von Murrin


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VERY good! :D

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Hmmm..... - 3/4/2003 12:22:16 PM   
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Status: offline 		[QUOTE]Originally posted by von Murrin
[B]:D Soulblazer was testing the Long Island bug and tried landing a TBF group. He was promptly teleported into Feinder's living room, who proceeded to chase him out of the house with a shotgun and called the police. The patch is postponed pending further review following the discovery of a "minor" bug. :D [/B][/QUOTE]

Wasn't there a really cheesy Sci-Fi film about this?

The Long Island Experiment?

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Re: Reasons 2.30 isn't out yet. - 3/4/2003 1:24:46 PM   
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Status: offline 		[QUOTE]Originally posted by von Murrin
[B]Just for fun while we wait... :D

5. Somebody shot up Joel's monitor. Everybody promised him he could announce it, so they're waiting for a replacement.


[/B][/QUOTE]

LOL I can rule out #5. :) This thread was just what the doctor ordered after the past 4 weeks. I can tell you that the patch is in David's able hands now as I've signed off on it. It should get published within a few days assuming no last minute glitch.

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- 3/4/2003 8:46:07 PM   
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Status: offline 		Ever notice how silly we get when we are waiting for a patch "any day now"?:D

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- 3/4/2003 8:52:50 PM   
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Status: offline 		"Soulblazer was testing the Long Island bug and tried landing a TBF group. He was promptly teleported into Feinder's living room, who proceeded to chase him out of the house with a shotgun and called the police. "

Not a chance. I don't miss.

(* grin *)
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- 3/4/2003 11:20:14 PM   
Toro


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Status: offline 		19. It got accidentally inter-officed to the U.N., and since the patch assumes war is already declared, [I]someone[/I] is threatening a veto.

(all in good fun, all in good fun... ;) )

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- 3/5/2003 1:21:00 AM   
Mr.Frag


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Status: offline 		Joel, you are not being quite fair posting that it is David now tieing up the patch release without also posting his personal email address so we can ALL help encourage him to post it!

:D

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David will post it.... - 3/5/2003 1:34:27 AM   
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Re: Re: Reasons 2.30 isn't out yet. - 3/5/2003 4:11:36 AM   
von Murrin


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Status: offline 		[QUOTE]Originally posted by Joel Billings
[B]LOL I can rule out #5. :) This thread was just what the doctor ordered after the past 4 weeks. I can tell you that the patch is in David's able hands now as I've signed off on it. It should get published within a few days assuming no last minute glitch. [/B][/QUOTE]

Hehe. :D Glad to help. We're patient. :)

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- 3/5/2003 4:17:22 AM   
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Status: offline 		20. The programming team got carried away and ended up patching it all the way up into WitP - now they have to cut things back... ;)

Dave Baranyi

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- 3/5/2003 7:05:19 PM   
zed

 

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- 3/7/2003 1:46:12 PM   
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Status: offline 		22. Due to Slater's Three Rules of Programming:

Rule 1: The programmer spends 95% of his time on 5% of the code.

Rule 2: The computer spends 95% of it's time on 5% of the code.

Rule 3: It's not the same 5%.

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- 3/7/2003 10:42:18 PM   
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Status: offline 		The real reason why is the beta testers take their time testing so we can read the forums and laugh at all the theories and jokes.

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