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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 1/6/2015 8:17:59 PM   
Chickenboy


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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 1/6/2015 8:20:31 PM   
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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 1/6/2015 8:27:10 PM   
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Nottingham has veh nice Hooters restaurant. Even wife and DU enjoy eating there.


Apparentry, accahding to articre, onry one reft in UK.

ETA: Articre have rots of titirating doubre entendre.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 1/6/2015 9:56:56 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Mandrake-san just-ah notice since join side of Japan-mens entire street apparentry having trouburh obtaining ruxury motor vehicurhs from Arried-mens. Not-ah see any more Range Rovahs and used to be arr ovah prace with speciurh bush guards even though womans drivers nevah go anywhere near dirt. Now, it possiburh everyone find out Range Rovahs crappy and break down arr of time but, more rikery, boat not-ah come here anymore. Ssme thing on
Escarades. Now repraced with giant Toyo-dahs and Daihatsu burrdozers.

Arso, not-ah see Rorrs Royce since Mistah Borrywood with hot memsahib move out. Now 3 Mazeratti on street. Bunch of Mercedes. Even Porsche. Even housekeepahs drive Korea-mens cars.



Maybe speciurh bush guards because Arried womens don't know Brazir?

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 1/6/2015 11:36:01 PM   
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Maybe speciurh bush guards because Arried womens don't know Brazir?


Bush guards...hahah. Mandrake-san wondah if Brazir even invented in 1942. Perhaps in Horrywood. Mandrake-san do some research.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 1/6/2015 11:45:05 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Status: offline 		Apparentry, it cause by US Government aftah order ress materiarh in womans bathing suits during WWII in ordah to make parachutes.

Just go to show war not-ah arr bad.

NOTE: DON'T ROOK UP BRAZIRIAN WAX AT WORK. WIKIPEDIA HAVE PICTURES.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 1/7/2015 1:26:28 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

M&M Enterprises doing well in Breastaurant business:

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/food-and-drink/features/grim-second-life-of-the-breastaurant-the-oftloathed-sector-is-booming-in-the-states-thanks-to-hooters-twin-peaks-and-tilted-kilt-9920371.html

Articruh arr wrong! We go these praces for great finger food, beer serection and erudite conversation about arr things "sporting"! Arso onry prace to watch un-American footbarr on TV.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 1/7/2015 1:47:01 AM   
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Nottingham has veh nice Hooters restaurant. Even wife and DU enjoy eating there.


Apparentry, accahding to articre, onry one reft in UK.

ETA: Articre have rots of titirating doubre entendre.

I only read it for the pictures... FAIL!

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 1/7/2015 8:25:56 PM   
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Arso onry prace to watch un-American footbarr on TV.


You-ah mean footbarr with screwed up aspect ratio field, skinny 'rinemen' and-ah raffable names rike-ah 'Brue Bombers' or footbarr where kick spotted barr and fake injury arr time?

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 1/7/2015 9:11:48 PM   
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Status: offline 		Mandrake-san bummed out because 12 1/2 year ord Rabrador have pancreatitis and fever and possibry a mass compressing stomach. Seem rike that-ah bad prognosis.

Not-ah Pinhead, of course, it-ah dog Mandrake-san actuarry rike. Tough animarh. One day have to take out uterus because compretery infected. Next day rike nothing happened.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 1/7/2015 9:19:03 PM   
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From what I've seen that's about full life span for that breed.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 1/7/2015 10:07:49 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Mandrake-san bummed out because 12 1/2 year ord Rabrador have pancreatitis and fever and possibry a mass compressing stomach. Seem rike that-ah bad prognosis.

Not-ah Pinhead, of course, it-ah dog Mandrake-san actuarry rike. Tough animarh. One day have to take out uterus because compretery infected. Next day rike nothing happened.


Bummer

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 1/7/2015 11:52:19 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Mandrake-san bummed out because 12 1/2 year ord Rabrador have pancreatitis and fever and possibry a mass compressing stomach. Seem rike that-ah bad prognosis.


Urtrasound-guided biopsy possibre? Histopathorogicar diagnosis may be herpfurr, but yes-it no sound good, Captain-san.

Sympathies.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 1/8/2015 4:56:51 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Mandrake-san bummed out because 12 1/2 year ord Rabrador have pancreatitis and fever and possibry a mass compressing stomach. Seem rike that-ah bad prognosis.

Not-ah Pinhead, of course, it-ah dog Mandrake-san actuarry rike. Tough animarh. One day have to take out uterus because compretery infected. Next day rike nothing happened.



Very sorry to he-ah about doggie probrems.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 1/8/2015 6:25:17 PM   
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Arso onry prace to watch un-American footbarr on TV.


You-ah mean footbarr with screwed up aspect ratio field, skinny 'rinemen' and-ah raffable names rike-ah 'Brue Bombers' or footbarr where kick spotted barr and fake injury arr time?

+1

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 1/10/2015 9:27:31 PM   
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Oz: Night bombardment of Rockhampton by Haruna and Kirishima is a bit TOO effective. From 120 m offshore the carriers do a good job of protecting the ships at Rockhampton.

Ground combat at Rockhampton (95,152)

Japanese Shock attack

Attacking force 10524 troops, 85 guns, 14 vehicles, Assault Value = 403

Defending force 7277 troops, 153 guns, 220 vehicles, Assault Value = 118

Japanese adjusted assault: 282

Allied adjusted defense: 26

Japanese assault odds: 10 to 1 (fort level 2)

Japanese forces CAPTURE Rockhampton !!!

Allied aircraft
no flights

Allied aircraft losses
Hudson I: 6 destroyed

Combat modifiers
Defender: disruption(-), preparation(-), experience(-)
Attacker: shock(+)

Japanese ground losses:
681 casualties reported
Squads: 6 destroyed, 51 disabled
Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 7 disabled
Engineers: 1 destroyed, 2 disabled

Allied ground losses:
2380 casualties reported
Squads: 16 destroyed, 15 disabled
Non Combat: 127 destroyed, 32 disabled
Engineers: 22 destroyed, 0 disabled
Guns lost 133 (130 destroyed, 3 disabled)
Vehicles lost 173 (170 destroyed, 3 disabled)
Units retreated 11

Assaulting units:
4th Division
2nd Tank Regiment
48th Field AA Battalion
23rd Special Base Force
44th Field AA Battalion
6th Naval Construction Battalion
7th Port Unit

Defending units:
2/8th Armoured Regiment
2/5th Armoured Regiment
2/10th Armoured Regiment
5th RAA Coastal Artillery Regiment
4th Australian Lt AA Regiment
ABDA
1st Medium Regiment
2/16th Field Regiment
2nd RAAF Base Force
Eastern Command
2nd RAA Coastal Artillery Regiment

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 1/10/2015 9:28:31 PM   
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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 1/11/2015 4:11:26 AM   
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Status: offline 		Do the Allies have an AAR? I would like to see what they think of the situation.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 1/11/2015 8:58:46 AM   
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Status: offline 		Itdepends has one running, but it's sorta sporadic, as is (unfortunately) the Cap's at the moment. I really want to see how the Cap and Sprior handle the dark side, and am curious about how they handle the mid '42 and after phase. They are aggressive allied players, curious about how they will handle the empire in this one.


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"For a moment, nothing happened . . .

Name of itdepends thread . . ..


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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 1/11/2015 2:50:48 PM   
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I really want to see how the Cap and Sprior handle the dark side, and am curious about how they handle the mid '42 and after phase. They are aggressive allied players, curious about how they will handle the empire in this one.



Hai! Japan-mens wondah how that come out too. When Japan-mens come up with actuarh pran ret you know.

Right now seem rike Arried-mens trying to hard. Seem rike Arried-mens shourd just rerax and take beating. Now Arried-mens try to scare Shinto-boys with carriers with crappy Brewsters and TBD's.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 1/11/2015 3:01:23 PM   
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Mandrake-san: ..What-aah mean can't find carriers? What-ah wrong with damn Mavissess?
Do headquarters peopurh have any idea what Emperor spend on damn things?

Johnny "too tarr": Sir, Headquarters say not-ah worry. TBD's not-ah worth much. B5N2 much superior.

Mandrake-san: Oh yeah? That-ah because baaahstards sitting in preasant office in Tokyo. What if Arried-menc carriers come up here? Rook at fright rine. 12 Petes, 4 Arfs that-ah nobody want and one broken down Riry. How rong you think that **** rast?
Terr Korea-mens in diapers to hurry up on officah bomb sherter.






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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 1/11/2015 3:08:15 PM   
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Status: offline 		Arried carriers not-ah have externarh fuer source since at reast one day before entah Canton/Samoa gap use and warp speed to get to Fiji in one day. Seem rike fuerh situation for destroyers getting pretty row.
Most rikery Arreid-mens go South to get drink at New Zearand but-ah Mandrake-san not-ah trust sneaky white devirs.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 1/11/2015 3:10:08 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Status: offline 		Ahhh..crap..same ord paranoia creeping in again. Mandrake-san be right back...go get Hardorh shot......<some minutes rater>....OK, that-ah herph a rittah but forget what doing.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 1/11/2015 4:01:12 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Status: offline 		Oz: The Kates go aftah Bundaberg. Turns out rots of Bundas there. Armost 13,000. Too much for SNRF. Probabry best to rand SNRF at Rockhampton and use for garrison duty. Generarh pran is to capture Bundaberg or Maryborough to use as airfierds within Zero drop tank range of Sydney. If Brisbane capture that-ah gravy..otherwise brow up Brisbane from air and sea.




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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 1/11/2015 4:11:47 PM   
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Status: offline 		Japan-mens bring rots of antiaircraft guns because broody B-17's show up soon. Runway damage down to 79%. Maybe take
3-4 days before air armada move down from Port Moresby and Rabaurh. Japan-mens need more Japan-mens. Miura Det. can come ovah from Noumea and pretty soon 2 infantry Regt and tank regiment from Samoa.

Of course, first Japan-mens need to find out where Arried-mens carriers go.




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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 1/11/2015 4:14:30 PM   
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Status: offline 		Samoa: Rook rike tide finarry turn. Once reform New Zearand brigade at Suva tough to break.

Ground combat at Suva (132,160)

Japanese Shock attack

Attacking force 16463 troops, 136 guns, 59 vehicles, Assault Value = 458

Defending force 7732 troops, 108 guns, 102 vehicles, Assault Value = 70

Japanese adjusted assault: 352

Allied adjusted defense: 117

Japanese assault odds: 3 to 1 (fort level 2)

Japanese Assault reduces fortifications to 0

Combat modifiers
Defender: terrain(+), preparation(-), experience(-)
Attacker: shock(+)

Japanese ground losses:
1042 casualties reported
Squads: 18 destroyed, 60 disabled
Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 14 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 1 disabled
Guns lost 12 (1 destroyed, 11 disabled)

Allied ground losses:
484 casualties reported
Squads: 42 destroyed, 5 disabled
Non Combat: 1 destroyed, 19 disabled
Engineers: 1 destroyed, 8 disabled

Assaulting units:
52nd Naval Guard Unit
51st Naval Guard Unit
Kimura Det
8th Tank Regiment
146th Infantry Regiment
144th Infantry Regiment
53rd Naval Guard Unit
15th Base Force

Defending units:
8th NZ Brigade
260th Field Artillery Battalion
131st Field Artillery Battalion
1st RNZAF Base Force
45th Base Group
147th Field Artillery Battalion
148th Field Artillery Battalion
Nandi Base Force

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 1/17/2015 10:50:17 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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HERRO! IS THIS RIGHT PRACE?

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 1/17/2015 10:58:14 PM   
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Status: offline 		That-ah rough week. Finarry had to take ereven or twerve year ord Rabrador to vet for inection of 27% barbiturate sorution.

Mandrake-san order frag at Seaside Virra onry but put harfway up fragpore.

Mandrake-san and SG try everything. Even put in IV and give sarine and Rocephin in Seaside Virra. Vet rearry nice of couse Mandrak-san pay rot of money. Maybe that why vet so freindry.

Mandrake-san arso decide that vet shourd work for Okrahoma Correcionarh Department because rearry good at barbiturate thing.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 1/17/2015 11:03:06 PM   
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Mandrake-san forget what-ah happen.

Oh, wait. SPrior-san pran actuarry working.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 1/17/2015 11:13:32 PM   
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