Aurelian
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ORIGINAL: Aurelian When the Empress and I were watching the movie Blood Sport, she got a good look at Van Damme's body. And proceeded to go Oooooh So I asked what he had that I didn't. And she told me....... Never, ever, asked that question again..... warspite1 So to be clear, you said something like "so what has the muscles from Brussels got that I haven't?" Towit the love of your life responded truthfully, matter-of-factly, blissfully unaware that every word cut you to the bone. Meanwhile had the subject been Jenna-Louise Coleman and Mrs Aurelian who was asking the question, you would have been expected to respond er... diplomatically, with great tenderness and feeling and er... well, basically lie - assuming of course that you wanted any dinner for the next 6 months As a wise man once said - women, you can't live with 'em, you can't shoot 'em She was aware.... :)
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