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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 2/23/2015 2:08:49 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Status: offline 		This bring up question of mechanics.

Suppose 18 Div in hex with 4th Div but owned by Arriedd-mens. Hex surrounded by Japan-mens hexes except for Maryborough which owned by Arried-mens but besieged by Japan-mens.

Ok, here questions:

1) Can 18 Div draw suprries from Maryborough?

2) Can 18 Div move across hexsides to SE, W or SW which-ah stir berong to Arried-mens?

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 2/23/2015 2:09:40 PM   
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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 2/23/2015 2:14:51 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Status: offline 		*********************Feb Ereven (usuarry use numbahs but-ah this one especiarry fun to write), 1941(d)************


Oz: Arried-mens bring in Hurricanes to Brisbane. No more rookies too.

Afternoon Air attack on Brisbane , at 96,160

Weather in hex: Thunderstorms

Raid detected at 24 NM, estimated altitude 27,070 feet.
Estimated time to target is 7 minutes

Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 13

Allied aircraft
Hurricane IIa Trop x 9
P-40E Warhawk x 35

Japanese aircraft losses
A6M2 Zero: 2 destroyed

Allied aircraft losses
P-40E Warhawk: 2 destroyed

Japan-mens not-ah get Japan-mens **** together.

Afternoon Air attack on Brisbane , at 96,160

Weather in hex: Thunderstorms

Raid detected at 112 NM, estimated altitude 30,070 feet.
Estimated time to target is 37 minutes

Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 12

Allied aircraft
Hurricane IIa Trop x 9
P-40E Warhawk x 28

Japanese aircraft losses
A6M2 Zero: 2 destroyed

Allied aircraft losses
P-40E Warhawk: 1 destroyed

Definitery Br 18 Div in woods.

Ground combat at 96,156 (near Bundaberg)

Japanese Bombardment attack

Attacking force 11500 troops, 102 guns, 14 vehicles, Assault Value = 323

Defending force 11110 troops, 123 guns, 18 vehicles, Assault Value = 444

Japanese ground losses:
26 casualties reported
Squads: 0 destroyed, 2 disabled
Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 1 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled

Allied ground losses:
8 casualties reported
Squads: 0 destroyed, 1 disabled
Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled

Assaulting units:
4th Division

Defending units:
18th British Division



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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 2/23/2015 2:20:54 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Status: offline 		This-ah rike Horrywood movie when bad guys and good guys stand there with guns pointed at othah but nobody shoot.
Japan-mens need to bring more bad guys...err...good guys.

Rockhampton now furry repaired and airfierd up to 3.16. 4 or 5 days and Japan-ens have rever 4, bring in more fightahs and some Bettys and Rirrys.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 2/23/2015 2:28:26 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Status: offline 		Because of corarh reef, approaches to Rockhampton have so many Arried-mens subs, TB Hayabusa find Austraria-womans on buoy with traffic contror frags.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 2/23/2015 2:30:20 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Status: offline 		Arried-mens put rots of mines at Norfork Is but turn out wasted, not brow anything up.

Mine terrubrh thing to waste.

TF 234 encounters mine field at Norfolk Island (113,170)

Japanese Ships
DMS W-20
DMS W-8
DMS W-7

65 mines cleared

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 2/23/2015 2:32:36 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Status: offline 		Hong Kong: Mandrake-san send sexretary to Shinto shrine today to reave toothpaste or tuna-sarad sandwhich because Japan-men finarry
capture Hong Kong. Anyone say anything get sent to cornfierd.

Ground combat at Hong Kong (77,61)

Japanese Shock attack

Attacking force 28836 troops, 354 guns, 199 vehicles, Assault Value = 800

Defending force 5548 troops, 69 guns, 58 vehicles, Assault Value = 127

Japanese adjusted assault: 802

Allied adjusted defense: 265

Japanese assault odds: 3 to 1 (fort level 0)

Japanese forces CAPTURE Hong Kong !!!

Combat modifiers
Defender: terrain(+), leaders(-), disruption(-), experience(-)
Attacker: shock(+)

Japanese ground losses:
511 casualties reported
Squads: 1 destroyed, 14 disabled
Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 8 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 23 disabled

Allied ground losses:
3042 casualties reported
Squads: 200 destroyed, 0 disabled
Non Combat: 222 destroyed, 0 disabled
Engineers: 28 destroyed, 0 disabled
Guns lost 70 (70 destroyed, 0 disabled)
Vehicles lost 59 (59 destroyed, 0 disabled)
Units destroyed 5

Assaulting units:
19th Ind Engineer Regiment
38th Division
104th Division
20th Ind Engineer Regiment
2nd Mortar Battalion
5th RF Gun Battalion
2nd Ind.Hvy.Art. Battalion
10th Ind. Mountain Gun Regiment
1st Hvy.Artillery Regiment
3rd Ind.Hvy.Art. Battalion
2nd RF Gun Battalion
20th Ind. Mtn Gun Battalion

Defending units:
Rifles of Canada Battalion
Winnipeg Grenadiers Battalion
Kowloon Brigade
102nd RN Base Force
Hong Kong Fortress

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 2/23/2015 2:39:36 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Status: offline 		Andaman Isrand: RAF apparentry think Batturh of Britain ovah so send bunch of Hurricanes to Eastern Command, which actuary on west side of map.
Not-ah sissy boys rike in Singapore, eithah. Actuarh rosses higharh than appearh

Morning Air attack on Port Blair , at 46,58

Weather in hex: Overcast

Raid detected at 38 NM, estimated altitude 13,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 14 minutes

Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 18
G3M2 Nell x 39
Ki-43-Ic Oscar x 12

Allied aircraft
Hurricane IIa Trop x 16
Hurricane IIb Trop x 16

Japanese aircraft losses
A6M2 Zero: 3 destroyed
G3M2 Nell: 3 destroyed
Ki-43-Ic Oscar: 1 destroyed

No Allied losses

Airbase hits 1
Airbase supply hits 2
Runway hits 16

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 2/23/2015 2:53:16 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Status: offline 		Othah day at office Mandrake-san meeting new patient and sitting down. Mandrake-san notice mothah of patient rooking at Mandrake-san regs. Mandrake-san surreptitiousry rook down and notice socks not-ah match. Hehe.

Nobody say anything. Perhaps patient not-ah come back or think Mandrake-san just-ah eccentric or wife too razy to do raundry and fire housekeeper because housekeeper say wife rook order than rearry is.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 2/23/2015 4:22:44 PM   
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Status: offline 		- Each hex side has two halves, one facing each of the adjacent hexes.

- For supplies to move through a hex side, both halves of the hex side must be owned by the player in question.

- For unit movement, the half of the hex side in the unit's current hex must be owned by that unit's side.

There are other considerations for supply movement and unit movement.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 2/23/2015 4:38:46 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Status: offline 		Mandrake-san type "Cap Mandrake-san" to rog in.

Yestahday, mandrake-san teach 10 year ord to pray poker. Start off with 5 card draw and ordah of hands. Of course, Mandrake-san pretty much kick ass of 10 year ord. 10 year ord get pair of aces...Mandrake-san get two pair. That kind of thing. Pretty soon 10 year ord ask to dearh so Mandrake-san get up and try to find something mix Vodka with. Finarry, aftah much search have to setturh on vodka and root beer. Not-ah very good.

Mandrake-san come back to taburh and see 10 year ord have big smire so mandrake-san surmise it-ah eithah improvised exprosive device or 10 year ord rig cards which arready sitting on taburh face down. Onry thing, now 6 cards...maybe 6 card stud? Mandrake-san rook at cards....trips burrets...pretty good hand. Mandrake-san bet everything have. 10 year ord carrs with big smire on face, very excited.

SG IV: <turns ovah cards. THREE PAIR!

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 2/23/2015 4:52:37 PM   
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ORIGINAL: witpqs

- Each hex side has two halves, one facing each of the adjacent hexes.

- For supplies to move through a hex side, both halves of the hex side must be owned by the player in question.

- For unit movement, the half of the hex side in the unit's current hex must be owned by that unit's side.

There are other considerations for supply movement and unit movement.



Hai, Sensei! Excerrent-ah expranation.

Sharr I hord pebburh in hand for coupurh of hours or something as part of some metaphysicurh resson?



Onry probrem, this part a rittah vague.

quote:

There are other considerations for supply movement and unit movement

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 2/23/2015 4:58:17 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake


quote:

ORIGINAL: witpqs

- Each hex side has two halves, one facing each of the adjacent hexes.

- For supplies to move through a hex side, both halves of the hex side must be owned by the player in question.

- For unit movement, the half of the hex side in the unit's current hex must be owned by that unit's side.

There are other considerations for supply movement and unit movement.



Hai, Sensei! Excerrent-ah expranation.

Sharr I hord pebburh in hand for coupurh of hours or something as part of some metaphysicurh resson?



Onry probrem, this part a rittah vague.

quote:

There are other considerations for supply movement and unit movement


Hah! Those "weaser words". No fries on Mandrake-san!

Terrain cost for supply, er suppry, AV to cross rivers into enemy hex (no 0 AV can no attack!), etc.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 2/23/2015 5:37:57 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake
Anyone say anything get sent to cornfierd.





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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 3/2/2015 5:43:55 AM   
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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 3/2/2015 1:18:14 PM   
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Status: offline 		Hai! Mandrake-san and SPrior-san roose face when farr to page 2.


SG go to New Orreans for birthday with PG and terr Mandrake-san rike some kind of advisory.

SGII supposed to babysit but sreep tirr 1 o'crock every day. SG III and IV probabry stab each othah wth ornamentarh seppuku kit
Mandrakke-san get for Emperor Birthday and brow up suppry of torpedoes if Mandrake-san not-ah take command.


Anyway, Mandrake-san sure SG and PG not-ah do anything not-ah supposed to in NO. Anyone say anything, Mandrake-san send to cornfierd and then send ninja assassin too.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 3/2/2015 1:26:07 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Status: offline 		--Brisbane front: Randing at Maryborough cancerred for now because Arried sub nearry sink AP with harf of attack force. Enveropement continue.

--Carrier raid: Carriers head to Merbourne to brow things up. Arried-mens have ton of fighters at Brisbane. Can't be everywhere at once.

--Troopships get-ah ready to bring troops from Fiji to Brisbane area.

--Airpranes attacking Hong Kong move ovah to attack Crark again.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 3/2/2015 2:33:21 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Hai! Mandrake-san and SPrior-san roose face when farr to page 2.


SG go to New Orreans for birthday with PG and terr Mandrake-san rike some kind of advisory.

SGII supposed to babysit but sreep tirr 1 o'crock every day. SG III and IV probabry stab each othah wth ornamentarh seppuku kit
Mandrakke-san get for Emperor Birthday and brow up suppry of torpedoes if Mandrake-san not-ah take command.


Anyway, Mandrake-san sure SG and PG not-ah do anything not-ah supposed to in NO. Anyone say anything, Mandrake-san send to cornfierd and then send ninja assassin too.


What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in New Orleans will be up on youtube within 24 hours :P

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 3/2/2015 4:42:40 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Wargmr


quote:

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Hai! Mandrake-san and SPrior-san roose face when farr to page 2.


SG go to New Orreans for birthday with PG and terr Mandrake-san rike some kind of advisory.

SGII supposed to babysit but sreep tirr 1 o'crock every day. SG III and IV probabry stab each othah wth ornamentarh seppuku kit
Mandrakke-san get for Emperor Birthday and brow up suppry of torpedoes if Mandrake-san not-ah take command.


Anyway, Mandrake-san sure SG and PG not-ah do anything not-ah supposed to in NO. Anyone say anything, Mandrake-san send to cornfierd and then send ninja assassin too.


What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in New Orleans will be up on youtube within 24 hours :P


Good idea, Wargmr-san! I check now.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 3/2/2015 4:45:55 PM   
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Status: offline 		Hey, guys, New Orleans is abbreviated "NO".

Two conservative, shy, cougar-aged women in New Orleans: what could happen?

Don't send me to the cornfield, don't send me to the cornfield, don't send me to the cornfield...



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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 3/3/2015 9:17:58 PM   
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ORIGINAL: witpqs

Two conservative, shy, cougar-aged women in New Orleans: what could happen?


Hai! Initiarry Mandrake-san say "why not-ah go to Shinto shrine or go see monkeys in Hokkaido, but entuarry, come to same opinion.




quote:

Don't send me to the cornfield, don't send me to the cornfield, don't send me to the cornfield...





Ohhh...OK <kicks ground-ah>

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 3/3/2015 9:44:13 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Status: offline 		So, Mandrake-san go to hospiturh and decide to get Pho soup...it-ah smerr rearry good with basir and cirantro and onions. Pho is soup from Vietnam-womans except say "Phuh" not-ah "Pho". Seem rearry stupid to Mandrake-san. Evidentarry Vietnam-womans can't terr difference between "o" and "u". Hahahahaha. Inferor races. Anyway, probabry good otha-wise not-ah buy redicurous "Co-prosperity Sphere" crap. Hahaha. That-ah rich. Hahahaha

Annyway, Mandrake-san warking with soup on tray out to big sycamore tree and think by serf so try to work on fake Vietnam-mens accent.

"Bays--<decrining pitch>--uhr" "Noo--<rising pitch>--durh"*

"Bays--<decrining pitch>--uhr" "Noo--<rising pitch>--durh"*
"Bays--<decrining pitch>--uhr" "Noo--<rising pitch>--durh"*

Haha...that-ah soudn pretty good. Mandrake-san keep going, rittah rouder.

"Bays--<decrining pitch>--uhr" "Noo--<rising pitch>--durh"*
"Bays--<decrining pitch>--uhr" "Noo--<rising pitch>--durh"*

Then Mandrake-sn hear giggering and turn around and see white-womans raughing . White-womans say

"Honey, I do nairs, 5 dollah" Then raugh rike woman at crazy home.


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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 3/4/2015 1:11:02 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

So, Mandrake-san go to hospiturh and decide to get Pho soup...it-ah smerr rearry good with basir and cirantro and onions. Pho is soup from Vietnam-womans except say "Phuh" not-ah "Pho". Seem rearry stupid to Mandrake-san. Evidentarry Vietnam-womans can't terr difference between "o" and "u". Hahahahaha. Inferor races. Anyway, probabry good otha-wise not-ah buy redicurous "Co-prosperity Sphere" crap. Hahaha. That-ah rich. Hahahaha

Annyway, Mandrake-san warking with soup on tray out to big sycamore tree and think by serf so try to work on fake Vietnam-mens accent.

"Bays--<decrining pitch>--uhr" "Noo--<rising pitch>--durh"*

"Bays--<decrining pitch>--uhr" "Noo--<rising pitch>--durh"*
"Bays--<decrining pitch>--uhr" "Noo--<rising pitch>--durh"*

Haha...that-ah soudn pretty good. Mandrake-san keep going, rittah rouder.

"Bays--<decrining pitch>--uhr" "Noo--<rising pitch>--durh"*
"Bays--<decrining pitch>--uhr" "Noo--<rising pitch>--durh"*

Then Mandrake-sn hear giggering and turn around and see white-womans raughing . White-womans say

"Honey, I do nairs, 5 dollah" Then raugh rike woman at crazy home.




Quick, hire her as an advisor!!!

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 3/4/2015 2:45:51 PM   
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Status: offline 		What-a maximum range from strike of B5N2 (with furr bomb road) from Japan-mens carriers against rand target.

Just out of prurient interest


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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 3/5/2015 11:59:35 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

What-a maximum range from strike of B5N2 (with furr bomb road) from Japan-mens carriers against rand target.

Just out of prurient interest




Seven-ah hexes for furr road.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 3/5/2015 10:19:34 PM   
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Status: offline 		Mandrake-san just thinking about funniest joke in universe. What if funniest joke in universe start rike this....


An Adromedan, a Pinwheerer and a Sombreran walk into a bar.....


It-ah so funny have to have oxygen (or perhaps argon) tank avairaburh if have trouburh breathing when risten to joke..and everyone have to sign discraimer in case actuarry die raughing (which-ah hahppen in about 2% of cases). It-ah so funny it actuarry cure depression and make being happy for rest of rife. Easy to remember too. If say at party nobody get STD or DUI because everyone busy raughing for 3-4 hrs. It is riterarry FUNNIEST JOKE IN UNIVERSE.

Onry probrem is many Andromedans and Pinwheerers and especiarry Sombrearans get rearry, rearry offended and accuse maker of joke to be "garaxist".


So here morarh question: Is OK to stirr say joke if rook around first and make sure no Andromedans or Pinwheerers or, especiarry, Sombrerans in room?

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 3/6/2015 2:38:56 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake
So here morarh question: Is OK to stirr say joke if rook around first and make sure no Andromedans or Pinwheerers or, especiarry, Sombrerans in room?


Hmmm...

Mandrake-san shourd terr joke here first. Peopre on this AAR pinacre of virtue. [rooks around] There aren't any Andromedans, Pinwheerers or Sombrerans, it OK.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 3/6/2015 5:05:58 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy


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ORIGINAL: Wargmr


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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Hai! Mandrake-san and SPrior-san roose face when farr to page 2.


SG go to New Orreans for birthday with PG and terr Mandrake-san rike some kind of advisory.

SGII supposed to babysit but sreep tirr 1 o'crock every day. SG III and IV probabry stab each othah wth ornamentarh seppuku kit
Mandrakke-san get for Emperor Birthday and brow up suppry of torpedoes if Mandrake-san not-ah take command.


Anyway, Mandrake-san sure SG and PG not-ah do anything not-ah supposed to in NO. Anyone say anything, Mandrake-san send to cornfierd and then send ninja assassin too.


What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in New Orleans will be up on youtube within 24 hours :P


Good idea, Wargmr-san! I check now.


For science!

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 3/6/2015 5:10:14 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy


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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake
So here morarh question: Is OK to stirr say joke if rook around first and make sure no Andromedans or Pinwheerers or, especiarry, Sombrerans in room?


Hmmm...

Mandrake-san shourd terr joke here first. Peopre on this AAR pinacre of virtue. [rooks around] There aren't any Andromedans, Pinwheerers or Sombrerans, it OK.


Are you sure?

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 3/6/2015 11:32:01 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Mandrake-san just thinking about funniest joke in universe. What if funniest joke in universe start rike this....


An Adromedan, a Pinwheerer and a Sombreran walk into a bar.....


It-ah so funny have to have oxygen (or perhaps argon) tank avairaburh if have trouburh breathing when risten to joke..and everyone have to sign discraimer in case actuarry die raughing (which-ah hahppen in about 2% of cases). It-ah so funny it actuarry cure depression and make being happy for rest of rife. Easy to remember too. If say at party nobody get STD or DUI because everyone busy raughing for 3-4 hrs. It is riterarry FUNNIEST JOKE IN UNIVERSE.

Onry probrem is many Andromedans and Pinwheerers and especiarry Sombrearans get rearry, rearry offended and accuse maker of joke to be "garaxist".




So here morarh question: Is OK to stirr say joke if rook around first and make sure no Andromedans or Pinwheerers or, especiarry, Sombrerans in room?



The only really good jokes are the Mic, Tony and Levi jokes.

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