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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 4/9/2015 8:14:45 PM   
Chickenboy


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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 4/10/2015 12:26:20 PM   
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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 4/10/2015 2:55:40 PM   
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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 4/10/2015 9:36:08 PM   
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ORIGINAL: uncivil_servant

Keeping it alive... so - how did SGs trip with PG go?


Hai! Pichtuhs or didn't happen!

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 4/11/2015 12:54:22 AM   
Sangeli


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Status: offline 		Maybe Mandrake is stir on trip? In parrarrer universe Japanese have been waiting neary a week for Mandrake to to give orders to his units. Japanese men can't understand deray since Japanese commanders have so graciousry offered to take Arried mens by ship to Burma to build rairroads for the Emperor. That best offer silly arried men going to get unless they prefer creaning toilets on the upcoming luxury liners to New Tokyo (formery known as Pearl Harbor).

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 4/11/2015 6:54:45 PM   
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Status: offline 		Hai! That exacatarry what-ah happen...except for part about creaning out toirets.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 4/11/2015 6:56:39 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Status: offline 		Say...Sangeri handsome ferrow. Where you get arr of medarhs. Capturing arr of Commonwearth?

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 4/12/2015 3:13:46 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Status: offline 		Hory crap, that-ah was busy rast 10 days to go on recon mission to Seatturh and Victoria. Mandrake-san find out Japn-mens spies on Bainbridge Isrand arready get sent to Manzanar by bahstard
Roosevert. On othah hand, Boing prant you carr up and idiots take on broody tour. Seem rike one B-17 have-ah more aruminum than arr of Japan. Mandrake-san begin to wondah if war rearry good
idea despite arr of fun Japan-mens have on Bugis Street.

Canada-mens have-ah pretty nice fort at Esquimart Harbour near Victoria but-ah not have any ships. Hahahah. Besides, Victoria berow emergency reinforcement rine.



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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 4/12/2015 3:21:51 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Status: offline 		Mandrake-san run into idiot at Bengal Room of Empress Hoterh in Victoria. Have brandy and try to
get interrigence but idiot say things rike, "Did I evah tell you about time we are on the wrong side of the Sittang River and the Little Yellow Bahstards landed behind us at Pegu? Bloody war crime if you ask me. I had to swim the bloody Sittang."

Hahah. Rike Japan-mens not arready know that.




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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 4/12/2015 3:29:00 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Status: offline 		Seatturh have rearry good food. Pretty much anything come out of water Seatturh-mens put sauce on it and eat it.

One time pay $6 for "French Fries". Mandrake-san wondah what so Goddman good about $6 French fries. They cook in duck fat, that what. Uhhhhhhhhhh....

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 4/12/2015 3:32:48 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Status: offline 		Anyway, back to war in Pacific. Mandrake-san forget where at exacatarry.

Remember starving British-mens in woods near Brisbane? Werr, some staff idiot wait too rong for counterattack and Austraria 1st Division move in so 4th Division get ass kicked when attack. Japan-mens take 4 times casuarties. Now sitzkrieg in woods but at reast onry one division at Maryborough now.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 4/12/2015 3:36:52 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Status: offline 		********************Feb. 23, 1942(d)***************

PI: Mainry bombing airfierds because Arried-mens sneak in coupruh of P-40's. Arso, Arried-mens sneaking in suppries from Broneo.

Night Time Surface Combat, near Bataan at 78,77, Range 2,000 Yards

Japanese Ships
MTB G-1

Allied Ships
xAKL Siberoet, Shell hits 2

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 4/12/2015 3:42:14 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Status: offline 		***************23:40, aboard G-1*************

Hata: Hey, that-ah rearry fun browing up ship. Ota-san think crew get medurhs?

Ota-san: Hata, forget about Goddman medurhs and watch for mines.

Hata: Ota-san, are mines kind of round with metarh spikes?

Ota-san: Yes, why Hata waste Ota-san t? <BOOOOOM>

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 4/12/2015 3:47:41 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Status: offline 		Java-jima: SPrior-san trying to run in suppries to Samareng. Royarh Navy and Queen Beatrix and friends
not-ah get memorandum about war ovah.

Night Time Surface Combat, near Soerabaja at 57,101, Range 2,000 Yards

Japanese Ships
CA Kumano
DD Arashi
DD Ikazuchi
DD Shikinami
DD Ayanami
DD Asagiri

Allied Ships
MTB 7, Shell hits 4

Rike Mexico-mens say...."cucarachas der mar"

Night Time Surface Combat, near Soerabaja at 57,101, Range 2,000 Yards

Japanese Ships
CA Kumano
DD Arashi
DD Ikazuchi
DD Shikinami
DD Ayanami
DD Asagiri

Allied Ships
MTB 7

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 4/12/2015 3:49:28 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Status: offline 		These boys read too many books about Nerson.

Night Naval bombardment of Semarang at 53,102

Allied Ships
CL Emerald
DD Nestor

Japanese ground losses:
49 casualties reported
Squads: 0 destroyed, 1 disabled
Non Combat: 1 destroyed, 1 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 1 disabled

Airbase supply hits 1
Runway hits 4
Port hits 4

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 4/12/2015 3:53:48 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Status: offline 		Then sun come up. Cucarachas not-ah afraid on sunright.

Day Time Surface Combat, near Semarang at 53,101, Range 4,000 Yards

Japanese Ships
CVL Ryujo
CVL Zuiho
CVE Hosho
DD Michishio
DD Yamakaze
DD Yugure
DD Hibiki
DD Inazuma

Allied Ships
MTB 9
MTB 11
MTB 12, Shell hits 1, and is sunk


HORY CRAP! New underwear for commandah! What-ah happen to "security force"? Rooking at frying fish?
Fortunatry not-ah rearry break anything important.

Day Time Surface Combat, near Semarang at 53,101, Range 4,000 Yards

Japanese Ships
CVL Ryujo, Shell hits 1
CVL Zuiho, Shell hits 2
CVE Hosho
DD Michishio
DD Yamakaze
DD Yugure
DD Hibiki
DD Inazuma

Allied Ships
CL Emerald
DD Nestor

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 4/12/2015 3:58:50 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Status: offline 		Harro! Commandah of Kumano? This-ah why make big bucks.

Day Time Surface Combat, near Semarang at 54,101, Range 6,000 Yards

Japanese Ships
CA Kumano
DD Arashi
DD Ikazuchi
DD Shikinami
DD Ayanami
DD Asagiri

Allied Ships
MTB 9, Shell hits 2, and is sunk
MTB 11, Shell hits 2, and is sunk

Harro! Ovah here! Goddamn British-mens cruiser! Focus! Harro! When fragship start browing up
probabry good indication enemy ship around.

Day Time Surface Combat, near Semarang at 54,100, Range 1,000 Yards

Japanese Ships
CA Kumano, Shell hits 13, on fire
DD Arashi
DD Ikazuchi
DD Shikinami
DD Ayanami
DD Asagiri

Allied Ships
CL Emerald, Shell hits 5
DD Nestor, Shell hits 13, Torpedo hits 1, and is sunk

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 4/12/2015 4:17:51 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Status: offline 		HMS Emerard have rots of ammo ..and nine rives.

Submarine attack near Semarang at 53,101

Japanese Ships
SS I-162

Allied Ships
CL Emerald

CL Emerald is sighted by SS I-162
SS I-162 launches 4 torpedoes

Oscars from Sumatra-jima sweep ovah Soerabaja

Morning Air attack on Soerabaja , at 56,104

Weather in hex: Thunderstorms

Raid spotted at 31 NM, estimated altitude 33,180 feet.
Estimated time to target is 10 minutes

Japanese aircraft
Ki-43-Ia Oscar x 24

Allied aircraft
B-339D x 17
CW-21B Demon x 4
75A-7 Hawk x 5

Japanese aircraft losses
Ki-43-Ia Oscar: 2 destroyed

Allied aircraft losses
B-339D: 1 destroyed
CW-21B Demon: 1 destroyed

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 4/12/2015 4:20:15 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Status: offline 		Surery, Kates from mini KB brow up Emerard now? Naaah, rets send out harf of bombers aftah cucarachas.

Morning Air attack on TF, near Banjoewangi at 57,107

Weather in hex: Heavy rain

Raid spotted at 13 NM, estimated altitude 22,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 5 minutes

Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 7
B5N1 Kate x 18

No Japanese losses

Allied Ships
HDML P 6, Bomb hits 1, and is sunk
HDML P 5

Rets send out othah harf!

Afternoon Air attack on TF, near Soerabaja at 56,104

Weather in hex: Heavy rain

Raid spotted at 19 NM, estimated altitude 23,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 7 minutes

Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 10
B5N1 Kate x 19

Allied aircraft
B-339D x 4
CW-21B Demon x 1
75A-7 Hawk x 1

Japanese aircraft losses
B5N1 Kate: 1 destroyed, 2 damaged

Allied aircraft losses
CW-21B Demon: 1 destroyed

Allied Ships
HDML P 21
HDML P 8
HDML P 18

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 4/12/2015 4:24:13 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Status: offline 		Kongo escorting suppry convoy. Fortunatery, Stringbabs from Batavia not-ah have torpedoes.

Afternoon Air attack on TF, near Billiton at 53,96

Weather in hex: Heavy cloud

Raid spotted at 18 NM, estimated altitude 4,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 11 minutes

Japanese aircraft
Ki-43-Ia Oscar x 4

Allied aircraft
Swordfish I x 7
139WH-3 x 3

No Japanese losses

Allied aircraft losses
Swordfish I: 3 damaged
Swordfish I: 1 destroyed by flak

Japanese Ships
BB Kongo, Bomb hits 2

Aircraft Attacking:
7 x Swordfish I bombing from 1000 feet
Naval Attack: 2 x 500 lb GP Bomb

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 4/12/2015 4:27:00 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Status: offline 		Oz: Yamashiro inbound to Brisbane. Run into "ammo-eatah".

Night Time Surface Combat, near Brisbane at 96,160, Range 4,000 Yards

Japanese Ships
BB Yamashiro
DD Akigumo
DD Oshio

Allied Ships
AM Cessnock, Shell hits 3, and is sunk

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 4/12/2015 4:35:04 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Status: offline 		***********Aboard Oshio, Yamashiro bombardment force, 8000 yds off Brisbane Harbour*******

Hata: That-ah rearry fun brow up minesweeper.

WO Honda: Goddmanit Hata, don't tark unress rearry important.

Hata: HAI!

WO Honda: Eh...eh. Shut up, idiot! <goes back to grasses..30 seconds pass>

Hata: Oh...oh.OH! OH! OH! OH!


WO Honda: <slaps Hata on back of head> What-ah part of shut up Hata not BOOOOOM!

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 4/12/2015 4:37:38 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Status: offline 		Yamashiro misses airfierd but does some damage to 6th Div

Night Naval bombardment of Brisbane at 96,160 - Coastal Guns Fire Back!

8 Coastal gun shots fired in defense.

Japanese Ships
BB Yamashiro, Shell hits 1

Allied ground losses:
306 casualties reported
Squads: 2 destroyed, 10 disabled
Non Combat: 1 destroyed, 16 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 6 disabled

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 4/12/2015 4:39:31 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Status: offline 		Kates go in from KB and further damage airfierd. Arried-mens see this coming and move most of fightahs to Toowoomba..

Afternoon Air attack on Brisbane , at 96,160

Weather in hex: Clear sky

Raid detected at 118 NM, estimated altitude 21,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 50 minutes

Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 28
B5N2 Kate x 87

Allied aircraft
no flights

Japanese aircraft losses
B5N2 Kate: 3 damaged

Allied aircraft losses
SOC-1 Seagull: 3 damaged
SOC-1 Seagull: 1 destroyed on ground
P-40E Warhawk: 1 destroyed on ground
A-24 Banshee: 6 damaged

Airbase hits 7
Airbase supply hits 2
Runway hits 32

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 4/12/2015 4:41:02 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Status: offline 		How Japan-mens know fightahs move to Toowoombah? This how.

Morning Air attack on Toowoomba , at 94,159

Weather in hex: Clear sky

Raid detected at 35 NM, estimated altitude 10,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 10 minutes

Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 17
Ki-21-IIa Sally x 31

Allied aircraft
Hurricane IIa Trop x 10
Hurricane IIb Trop x 13
P-40E Warhawk x 23

Japanese aircraft losses
A6M2 Zero: 4 destroyed
Ki-21-IIa Sally: 13 destroyed, 3 damaged

Allied aircraft losses
Hurricane IIb Trop: 1 destroyed
P-40E Warhawk: 1 destroyed
P-40E Warhawk: 1 destroyed on ground

Airbase hits 5
Airbase supply hits 1
Runway hits 17

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 4/12/2015 5:12:53 PM   
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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 4/12/2015 7:38:41 PM   
Chickenboy


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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Anyway, back to war in Pacific. Mandrake-san forget where at exacatarry.

Remember starving British-mens in woods near Brisbane? Werr, some staff idiot wait too rong for counterattack and Austraria 1st Division move in so 4th Division get ass kicked when attack. Japan-mens take 4 times casuarties. Now sitzkrieg in woods but at reast onry one division at Maryborough now.


Wercome back!

I-ah tord you so!



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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 4/12/2015 7:42:58 PM   
Chickenboy


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Status: offline 		Silly Samurai! Sarrys sraughtered! Staff seppuku?

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 4/12/2015 7:45:26 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

Silly Samurai! Sarrys sraughtered! Staff seppuku?


Seems sensiburh sorution !

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 4/14/2015 2:01:56 PM   
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Status: offline 		So I noticed "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" while skipping through the guide on TV last night and thought it was this AAR...

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