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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 9/1/2015 1:47:00 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Status: offline 		Hai! Here some good rures:

1) Nevah buird ratrine uphirr from watah werr

2) Nevah buy from Siam-mens fisher-mens. Navah hear about ice.

3) Arways reave fish-head soup on for rong time to kirr everytghing.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 9/1/2015 2:12:58 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Rockhampton: Interrigence showed Arried-dogs surface ship heading NE near Maryborough. Japan-mens figure out probabry surface raid on Rockhampton or Bundaberg so send hand serected surface groups both bases to protect airpranes.
Arr of support ships send to port and Japan-mens wait for fun time.

Night Time Surface Combat, near Rockhampton at 95,152, Range 12,000 Yards

Japanese Ships
CA Aoba, Shell hits 1
DD Hagikaze, Shell hits 1
DD Tanikaze, Shell hits 1
DD Arare
DD Harukaze
DD Tachikaze

Allied Ships
CA San Francisco
DD Preston
DD Cushing
DD MacDonough

OK, that-ah pathetic. Japan-mens "surprise" America-mens. Maybe turn off headrights for night batturhs.

Here bombardment force for Maryborough. Mandrake-san send Maya arong. Maybe bettah if everyone stay home. Thing about retrospectoscope, it-ah right 100% of time.

Night Naval bombardment of Maryborough at 96,157

Japanese Ships
BB Ise
CA Maya
DD Yayoi
DD Mutsuki
DD Akebono
DD Hayashio

Allied ground losses:
50 casualties reported
Squads: 0 destroyed, 5 disabled
Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 5 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 1 disabled
Guns lost 6 (4 destroyed, 2 disabled)

Airbase hits 5
Airbase supply hits 6
Runway hits 18
Port hits 10
Port fuel hits 1
Port supply hits 4

Here, Haguro, CL's and DD's protect Bundaberg. This even more pathetic.

Day Time Surface Combat, near Bundaberg at 96,155, Range 25,000 Yards

Japanese Ships
CA Haguro, Shell hits 2
CL Yura
CL Tatsuta
DD Hamakaze, Shell hits 2
DD Kasumi
DD Mochizuki, Shell hits 2, on fire
DD Fuyo

Allied Ships
CA San Francisco, Shell hits 1
DD Preston
DD Cushing, Shell hits 1
DD MacDonough


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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 9/1/2015 2:50:46 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Status: offline 		The Bettys drop rots of bombs on Austraria-mens south of Maryborough

Morning Air attack on 1st Australian Division, at 96,158 , near Maryborough

Weather in hex: Moderate rain

Raid spotted at 20 NM, estimated altitude 10,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 7 minutes

Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 7
G4M1 Betty x 45

Allied aircraft
Kittyhawk IA x 3
P-39D Airacobra x 6
P-40E Warhawk x 7

Japanese aircraft losses
A6M2 Zero: 1 destroyed
G4M1 Betty: 3 damaged

Allied aircraft losses
Kittyhawk IA: 1 destroyed
P-39D Airacobra: 1 destroyed
P-40E Warhawk: 2 destroyed

Allied ground losses:
39 casualties reported
Squads: 0 destroyed, 2 disabled
Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 3 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled


And the Sarrys.

Morning Air attack on 1st Australian Division, at 96,158 , near Maryborough

Weather in hex: Moderate rain

Raid spotted at 20 NM, estimated altitude 6,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 6 minutes

Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 4
Ki-21-IIa Sally x 29
Ki-48-Ib Lily x 32

Allied aircraft
P-39D Airacobra x 2

Japanese aircraft losses
Ki-21-IIa Sally: 1 damagedN

Allied aircraft losses
P-39D Airacobra: 1 destroyed

Allied ground losses:
13 casualties reported
Squads: 0 destroyed, 2 disabled
Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled

Japan-mens anticipate possiburh air raid to coincide with surface raid so put extra Zeroes up in air. Not-ah make much difference to damn B-17.

Morning Air attack on Rockhampton , at 95,152

Weather in hex: Heavy cloud

Raid spotted at 28 NM, estimated altitude 17,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 8 minutes

Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 14

Allied aircraft
B-17E Fortress x 13

Japanese aircraft losses
A6M2 Zero: 1 damaged
A6M2 Zero: 1 destroyed on ground
Ki-21-IIa Sally: 1 destroyed on ground

Allied aircraft losses
B-17E Fortress: 1 destroyed, 9 damaged

Airbase hits 2
Runway hits 7

Everyone into srit trench.

Morning Air attack on Rockhampton , at 95,152

Weather in hex: Heavy cloud

Raid spotted at 26 NM, estimated altitude 15,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 7 minutes

Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 5

Allied aircraft
B-17E Fortress x 21

Japanese aircraft losses
A6M2 Zero: 3 damaged
A6M2 Zero: 3 destroyed on ground
Ki-21-IIa Sally: 2 destroyed on ground

Allied aircraft losses
B-17E Fortress: 4 damaged

Japanese ground losses:
20 casualties reported
Squads: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled
Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 2 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled

Airbase hits 7
Airbase supply hits 3
Runway hits 26

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 9/1/2015 3:44:21 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Status: offline 		**************Near Hengyang, this-ah in China**************

Maj. Matsumoto, standing in hatch of lead Type II at crearing in woods: FOR EMPEROR! BANZAI! <the tank begins to move> ATTACK..ATTACK..ATTA <Maj. Matsumoto stop tarking because most of head disappear>


Ground combat at 79,53 (near Hengyang)

Japanese Shock attack

Attacking force 1080 troops, 0 guns, 210 vehicles, Assault Value = 299

Defending force 34383 troops, 218 guns, 0 vehicles, Assault Value = 864

Japanese adjusted assault: 28

Allied adjusted defense: 1209

Japanese assault odds: 1 to 43

Combat modifiers
Defender: terrain(+), experience(-)
Attacker: shock(+)

Japanese ground losses:
Vehicles lost 107 (26 destroyed, 81 disabled)

Allied ground losses:
53 casualties reported
Squads: 0 destroyed, 7 disabled
Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled

Assaulting units:
3rd Tank Regiment
9th Tank Regiment
5th Tank Regiment
55th Infantry Brigade

Defending units:
60th Chinese Corps
9th Prov Chinese Corps
21st Chinese/A Corps
5th Chinese Cavalry Corps
3rd Chinese Cavalry Corps
21st Chinese/B Corps
32nd Group Army

< Message edited by Cap Mandrake -- 9/1/2015 4:44:36 PM >

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 9/5/2015 3:53:10 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Mandrake-san, in shower: In ord Japan, Japs do it..in Rapprand, Rapps do it....rets do it, rets farr in rove....<begins yerring across office>

HEY, JIMMY TOO TARR! TERR RUKANESE-WOMANS COME IN HERE WITH PENCIRH AND PAPER. MANDRAKE-SAN THINK OF ANOTHAH SONG!

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 9/14/2015 10:57:56 PM   
zuluhour


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Status: offline 		bump, what ah happen to waw??

While I no longer read this while actually drinking my morning jo at the office, I do miss it
when I put it down.

< Message edited by zuluhour -- 9/14/2015 11:59:45 PM >

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 9/15/2015 12:09:23 AM   
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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 9/15/2015 12:12:25 AM   
zuluhour


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*careful attention to spelling

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 9/21/2015 1:31:47 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Status: offline 		Hory crap! Mandrake-san rearry tired aftah go to Fiji for wedding of daughtah. Originarry pran to go to Tahiti or Hawaii but
not-ah capture yet. Mandrake-san have to take rittah from Truk HQ petty cash because even Admirarh sarary not enough to pay for arr of sake and sarted sea urchin eggs.

Everyone have good time. Many have botturh fatigue.

< Message edited by Cap Mandrake -- 9/21/2015 2:59:50 PM >

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 9/21/2015 2:02:43 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Status: offline 		Because Mandrake-san distracted by everyone asking for Yen and Phirripino gord, Arried-dogs sneak up on Japan-mens two nights in row.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 9/21/2015 2:14:55 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Status: offline 		Here strategic probrem....because of Navarh Treaty of 1925, Japan-mens have to finish amphibious randings before Aprir 1942(d) or have to buy shedroads of maps and quinine tabrets and Port-a-pottys. So, Japan-mens going wird trying to rand at arr of freaking dot bases in South Pacific and Corar Sea and Medium and Resser Sundas. That-ah not so bad but Arried-mens arso have copy of Navarh Treat of 1925 so pretty much figure out what-ah hahppen. Arried-dogs figure out Tonga Isrands pretty crose to Samoa so maybe Japan-mens try to bring into co-prosperity sphere.

Japan-spot rittah crappy stuff rike PC's with submarines and Nerrs so send in fast APD with DD escort toward Southernmost of Tongas to foor crappy Arried-dogs boats.

Hory crap! Arried-bastards sneak in biggah crap.

Night Time Surface Combat, near Eua at 137,169, Range 9,000 Yards

Japanese Ships
APD Aoi

Allied Ships
CL Concord
DD Dewey

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 9/21/2015 2:18:58 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Sub attack near Tongatapu at 137,167

Japanese Ships
SS I-159

Allied Ships
PC Reliance, Torpedo hits 1, heavy damage
PC Warrego

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 9/21/2015 2:21:41 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Status: offline 		Haroooooo....guy on Yanagi, don't-ah worry about smarr carp and waste ammo. Turn on radio! Arso, don't forget mission to stay with APD.

Day Time Surface Combat, near Tongatapu at 137,168, Range 12,000 Yards

Japanese Ships
DD Yanagi

Allied Ships
PC Warrego, Shell hits 15, and is sunk

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 9/21/2015 2:24:39 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Status: offline 		Haroooo...Yanagi. Come in. Come in Yanagi. Yangai, turn on radio.

Day Time Surface Combat, near Tongatapu at 137,168, Range 15,000 Yards

Japanese Ships
DD Yanagi, Shell hits 16, and is sunk

Allied Ships
CL Concord
DD Dewey

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 9/21/2015 2:26:32 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Japanese Ships
APD Aoi, Shell hits 20, and is sunk

Allied Ships
CL Concord
DD Dewey

Japanese ground losses:
233 casualties reported
Squads: 14 destroyed, 9 disabled
Non Combat: 1 destroyed, 1 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 9/21/2015 2:30:01 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Status: offline 		"Haroooo...I-159. Prease to brow up enemy cruiser before get troop ship..oh...wait...nevah mind"

Sub attack near Tongatapu at 137,167

Japanese Ships
SS I-159

Allied Ships
CL De Ruyter, Torpedo hits 1, on fire
DD Vampire

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 9/21/2015 2:40:11 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Because Mandrake-san distracted by everyone asking for Yen and Phirripino gord, Arried-dogs sneak up on Japan-mens two nights in row.

SG?





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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 9/21/2015 2:53:50 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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quote:

ORIGINAL: witpqs


quote:

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Because Mandrake-san distracted by everyone asking for Yen and Phirripino gord, Arried-dogs sneak up on Japan-mens two nights in row.

SG?






Hai! Womans tremendousry attracted to Mandrake-san aftah get nose and eyebrow hairs trimmed for wedding. Fortuantery, nobody bring katana brade to night surprise.




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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 9/21/2015 4:31:18 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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quote:

ORIGINAL: zuluhour

what ah HOA? Zulu san ferry old.

*careful attention to spelling


HOA stand for "Homeowners Association" but rearry it-ah branch of Stasi where Mandrake-san rive.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 9/21/2015 5:38:54 PM   
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Whire you wure there did yew check out the defenses and airport at Suva?

Imagirine very nice prace fer a ceremonial seppuku to sin-girr rife.

quote:

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Hory crap! Mandrake-san rearry tired aftah go to Fiji for wedding of daughtah. Originarry pran to go to Tahiti or Hawaii but
not-ah capture yet. Mandrake-san have to take rittah from Truk HQ petty cash because even Admirarh sarary not enough to pay for arr of sake and sarted sea urchin eggs.

Everyone have good time. Many have botturh fatigue.



_____________________________

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion,
It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed,
The hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning,
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 9/26/2015 5:01:25 PM   
sprior


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Broody herr, where did Kongo go?

Night Naval bombardment of Semarang at 53,102

Japanese aircraft
no flights

Japanese aircraft losses
Ki-43-Ic Oscar: 31 damaged
Ki-43-Ic Oscar: 5 destroyed on ground
Ki-43-Ib Oscar: 3 damaged
Ki-43-Ib Oscar: 1 destroyed on ground
A6M2 Zero: 4 damaged
A6M2 Zero: 1 destroyed on ground
Ki-46-II Dinah: 1 damaged
Ki-46-II Dinah: 1 destroyed on ground

Allied Ships
CL Tromp
CL Java
DD Banckert

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"History started badly and hav been geting steadily worse."
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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 9/26/2015 5:02:58 PM   
sprior


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Status: offline 		Found Kongo!

Day Time Surface Combat, near Semarang at 53,101, Range 13,000 Yards

Allied aircraft
no flights

Allied aircraft losses
Walrus II: 1 destroyed

Japanese Ships
BB Kongo
CA Mogami, Shell hits 1
CL Abukuma, Shell hits 1, on fire
DD Minegumo, Shell hits 1
DD Shirakumo
DD Murakumo

Allied Ships
CA Exeter, Shell hits 4, and is sunk
DD Downes, Shell hits 2, and is sunk
DD Tenedos, Shell hits 1

_____________________________

"Grown ups are what's left when skool is finished."
"History started badly and hav been geting steadily worse."
- Nigel Molesworth.



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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 9/26/2015 5:03:46 PM   
sprior


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Day Time Surface Combat, near Semarang at 53,101, Range 14,000 Yards

Japanese Ships
BB Kongo, Shell hits 4
CA Mogami
CL Abukuma, on fire
DD Minegumo
DD Shirakumo
DD Murakumo

Allied Ships
CL Java, Shell hits 1
CL Tromp, Shell hits 2, on fire
DD Banckert, Shell hits 3, on fire, heavy damage

_____________________________

"Grown ups are what's left when skool is finished."
"History started badly and hav been geting steadily worse."
- Nigel Molesworth.



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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 9/26/2015 6:48:16 PM   
BBfanboy


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quote:

ORIGINAL: sprior

Found it again!

Day Time Surface Combat, near Semarang at 53,101, Range 14,000 Yards

Japanese Ships
BB Kongo, Shell hits 4
CA Mogami
CL Abukuma, on fire
DD Minegumo
DD Shirakumo
DD Murakumo

Allied Ships
CL Java, Shell hits 1
CL Tromp, Shell hits 2, on fire
DD Banckert, Shell hits 3, on fire, heavy damage

Too bad the Dutch were low on ammo from their bombardment - they might have won that one!

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 9/27/2015 1:33:33 PM   
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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 9/27/2015 3:48:54 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Status: offline 		haha! That-ah pretty broody funny! HOA terr guy to take down offensive rawn jockey so he forrow rurhes and put up 20 framingos instead. Hahaha!

Japan-mens have-ah same probrem with HOA at Rockhampton. Have to burrdoze park to extend runway but aftah done Happy Camp Mobire Home Park give fine for $200 to Japan-mens army because not-ah get permit to chop down eucaryptus tree.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 9/27/2015 4:13:12 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Status: offline 		Mandrake-san not-ah post for 2 days because have sright detour to infirmary.

Mandrake-san watch Britain Got Tarent videos Firday morning then arr of sudden feer rike get hit by Bofors burret right berow chest. Mandrake-san carr upstairs and say "This is big one
Erizabeth". Starker Girl carr Truk Isrand Fire Department. Fire Department take Mandrake-san to Truk Isrand Memoriarh Infirmary. Mandrake-san scare everyone at infirmary so do every test think of except rectarh exam (at reast not-ah remember this part). Infirmary not-ah have any Jewish-mens doctors so stirr not figure out what-ah wrong so put Mandrake-san in room with crappy bed with wires attach to chest hairs. Evidentry this-ah strategy to get Mandrake-san terr them what-ah wrong..sort of rike bamoboo undah fingernairs. Infrmiray furr so put Mandrake-san in room with retired Admirarh who apparentry get-ah hit in head with gun barrerh or something because guy think in Nagoya and keep carring out for wife and son to give ride home every 30 minutes during night.

Infirmary serve shoe reathah with no sart. Good news is infirmary terr Mandrake-san not-ah eat anything aftah midnight. Bad news is no sake or coffee. Everything turn out fine. Infrimary not-ah figure out what-ah happen and stirr not find any Jewish-mens so send in India-mens who terr me too take aspirin every day and go see psychiatry-doctah.

SG uncharactersticarry nice untirh shock wear off this morning


SG: You bastard! You almost left me with no instructions.

Mandrake-san So sorry. Mandrake-san purring for different outcome too so not-ah have to figure out where retirement accounts.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 9/27/2015 4:14:42 PM   
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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 9/27/2015 4:28:29 PM   
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Status: offline 		so grad you feer bettah. At least you get engrish speaking doctah, not ah gwaduate of Santiago jungah school of voodoo.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 9/27/2015 4:29:19 PM   
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