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North Korea accuses Seoul of 'cunning plot' to release ... - 7/27/2016 9:11:47 PM

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https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/jul/27/north-korea-accuses-seoul-of-cunning-plot-to-release-snakes-over-border

"North Korean border patrol guards have been ordered to capture snakes apparently released by South Korea to wreak havoc in its northern neighbour, sources have claimed.

Pyongyang is said to have told the military that Seoul�s spy agency is behind the unseasonably high number of snakes in Ryanggang province, which borders China.

�Earlier this month, border patrol units received orders to capture snakes before they crawl over the banks of the Yalu River,� said a source in the province.

He added that the core message from Pyongyang was that South Korea�s National Intelligence Service was using the reptiles �as part of a �cunning scheme� to challenge our unity�. Multiple sources in Ryanggang province are said to have corroborated these claims."

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RE: North Korea accuses Seoul of 'cunning plot' to rele... - 7/28/2016 8:55:53 PM

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I can't believe nobody made a 'Snakes on a Plane' joke...

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RE: North Korea accuses Seoul of 'cunning plot' to rele... - 7/28/2016 10:08:10 PM

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I am sure that there are plenty of jokes here that can be made. But, alas, they all elude me.

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RE: North Korea accuses Seoul of 'cunning plot' to rele... - 7/29/2016 4:03:24 PM

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So South Korea is somehow shipping snakes to China so they can mysteriously find their way to the Yalu River and swim into the North.

I predict that the diet in Ryanggang province will get a needed boost of meat.

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RE: North Korea accuses Seoul of 'cunning plot' to rele... - 8/4/2016 1:19:17 PM

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