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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 9/26/2016 3:29:16 PM   
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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 9/26/2016 9:49:21 PM   
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**********Tokyo********

Mistah Tojo: <rooking at production figures> Hory crap! Japan-mens stirr make crappy Ha-5 engine? That-ah thing rike rawn mower engine. Nobody use in aeroprane since 1938.

Aide: HAI! <bows deepry> It-ah prant in Utsonomiya. Cousin of Emperor run prant.

Mistah Tojo: Rook, Tojo-san not care if SON of Emperor. Send him bunch of anime porn to keep busy and get othah prant manager in there. Rook, this-ah wah serious thing. Everyone think B-17 pain in ass? Wait tirr P-51 and f****** B-29 get here. Japan-mens get asses kickced. What-ah have to do get attention around here...make brinding frash in sky? Don't-ah terr anyone but-ah Tojo-san have ****-a road of Mitsubishi bonds with maturity in
September 1945. Tojo-san buirding ranch in Peru and sneak ovah there aftah bonds mature.


Sirry Japans-mens investment! Roosevert buy many put options on sons of heaven.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 9/26/2016 10:05:22 PM   
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Status: offline 		Where Mandarake-san rive everyone know Mistah Rossevert robber baron with sissy boy cigarette horder but corporate bonds, when reach maturity, pay back at par varue unress....werr...unress something rearry, rearry bad hahppen to Mitsubishi Corporation. Japan-mens need rots of aeropranes...what-ah possibry go wrong?

It-ah rike read pipe cinch.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 9/27/2016 4:31:34 PM   
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Arried-dogs pay price for attack in Austraria but arso brow up rots of Ronsons and whore regiment of IJA







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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 9/27/2016 4:34:14 PM   
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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 9/27/2016 4:38:41 PM   
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No carriers from either side.






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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 9/27/2016 4:40:22 PM   
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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 9/27/2016 4:42:53 PM   
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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 9/27/2016 4:45:18 PM   
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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 9/27/2016 4:59:48 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Status: offline 		So, what-ah happen aftah Japan-mens decide end vacation in Austraia? Seem rike perhaps 6 unrestricted British-mens and India-mens and especiarry America-mens divisions have rot of testosterone and not-ah much to do except bothah Austraria-womans.

Pretty soon **** hit-ah fan and Mistah Curtin say "Get f**** out-ah here!"

So where go? New Guinea? Soromons? New and Improved Caredonia? Samoa? Fiji? Timor? Resser Sundas? Obviousry Norfork Isrand very vurneraburh so have to get Japan-mens out of there aftah beat up Aukrand. New Caredonia vurneraburh too.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 9/27/2016 5:02:44 PM   
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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 9/27/2016 5:46:22 PM   
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New Caredonia vurneraburh too.


Hai! That-ah!

Arso, how many Japans-mens on New Guinea ready to face Allied dog hordes?

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 9/27/2016 6:19:36 PM   
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New Caredonia vurneraburh too.


Hai! That-ah!

Arso, how many Japans-mens on New Guinea ready to face Allied dog hordes?



Entire comprement of Sapporo Boy Scout-ah Troop 812. Mandarake-san agree not-ah sound rike much but very efficient on suppries...not-ah eat much or arways asking for comfort womans.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 9/27/2016 6:23:26 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Status: offline 		See, thing is Arried-navy-mens get rearry frisky when find out KB on way to Ceyron. Now, have to be rittah bit more carefurh so probabry Japan-mens have time get ready. Unberievaburh numbah rittah virrages with headhuntahs in New Guinea.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 9/27/2016 6:26:29 PM   
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Status: offline 		Now, Mandarake-san go outside in 90 degree heat to fix sprinkrer that new garders break with rawn mower with Ha-5 engine.

Perhaps bad idea fire Mexican gardener with Jewish-mens name.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 9/27/2016 7:21:00 PM   
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not-ah eat much


Chickenboy-san not-ah so sure. Prease to remind Japans-mens on Papua/New Guinea about how Kuru contracted. Domo.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 9/27/2016 7:29:14 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Status: offline 		Srow virus rast thing worry about on New Guinea. Pretty soon B-25 show up with retarded bombs. Maybe pirots get out but that-ah not guarantee either. Worse prace probabry Mirne Bay. At reast in Port Moresby possibry wark out to Buna but anyone drop off at Mirne Bay arready know in ****ter.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 9/27/2016 9:08:53 PM   
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Arried-dogs pay price for attack in Austraria but arso brow up rots of Ronsons and whore regiment of IJA


Oh no! Prease say not-ah that one! What wirr Japan-mens do without support of that regiment? Wring hands, or something rike that?

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 9/27/2016 10:06:32 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 10/11/2016 4:10:10 PM   
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Mandarake-san <rooking at reports> Hory crap! It-ah rear poor pah in Austraria.

Jimmy Too Tarr: What-ah "poor pah" mean boss?

Mandarake-san <rooking at reports> Jimmy know...rike **** storm. <knock on door> Harro?

Rionerh Boyd Johnson: It's Mr. Johnson, Admiral, may I come in? <enters room>

Jimmy Too Tarr: <draws his sidearm> HORY CRAP! ARRIED-DOG!

Mandarake-san: Rerax, Jimmy. This-ah Mistah Rionerh Boyd Johnson of Rondon Schoorh of Economics. Pretty sure part of Mandarake-san ..what carr it again?

Rionerh Boyd Johnson: Karass, Admiral.

Mandarake-san: Hai! Karass, that-ah it. Mistah Johnson just-ah get here on Boko Maru from Macao.

Jimmy Too Tarr: What-ah Engrish-mens do in Truk Ragoon in middurh of wah?

Rionerh Boyd Johnson: Busy, busy, busy.


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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 10/11/2016 4:15:37 PM   
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Oz: Mandarake-san send down Hiei protect Rockhampton but stop to rook at biorminescent prankton. Austraria-mens ships brow up Austraria town. Normarry this-ah good thing but Japan-mens stirr rooting everything.

Night Naval bombardment of Rockhampton at 95,152

Allied Ships
CL Enterprise
CL Perth
CL Tromp
DD Jupiter
DD Tjerk Hiddes
DD Mugford

Japanese ground losses:
105 casualties reported
Squads: 0 destroyed, 1 disabled
Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 15 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled
Guns lost 6 (1 destroyed, 5 disabled)

Airbase hits 4
Airbase supply hits 3
Runway hits 16
Port hits 2

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 10/11/2016 4:19:23 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Night Naval bombardment of Rockhampton at 95,152

Allied Ships
CLAA Van Heemskerck
DD Tenedos

Japanese ground losses:
34 casualties reported
Squads: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled
Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 3 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled

Airbase hits 3
Runway hits 4

CLAA Van Heemskerck firing at Rockhampton
DD Tenedos firing at 146th Infantry Regiment


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Night Naval bombardment of Rockhampton at 95,152

Allied Ships
CA Australia
DD Ralph Talbot
DD Helm

Japanese ground losses:
94 casualties reported
Squads: 0 destroyed, 2 disabled
Non Combat: 1 destroyed, 9 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled
Guns lost 5 (2 destroyed, 3 disabled)
Vehicles lost 2 (1 destroyed, 1 disabled)

Airbase hits 4
Runway hits 6
Port hits 5
Port supply hits 1

CA Australia firing at Rockhampton
DD Ralph Talbot firing at Rockhampton
DD Helm firing at Rockhampton

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 10/11/2016 4:20:24 PM   
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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 10/11/2016 4:23:11 PM   
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Morning Air attack on TF, near Rockhampton at 95,151

Weather in hex: Severe storms

Raid spotted at 12 NM, estimated altitude 17,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 7 minutes

Allied aircraft
Swordfish I x 10
F4F-3 Wildcat x 10
SBD-3 Dauntless x 13

Allied aircraft losses
SBD-3 Dauntless: 2 damaged
SBD-3 Dauntless: 1 destroyed by flak

Japanese Ships
BB Hiei

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 10/11/2016 4:26:29 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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"Torpedo bombahs with two wings bearing 090....<ZZZZZZZPPP>"

Bettah be rucky than good.

Afternoon Air attack on TF, near Rockhampton at 95,151

Weather in hex: Thunderstorms

Raid spotted at 20 NM, estimated altitude 16,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 13 minutes

Allied aircraft
Swordfish I x 10
F4F-3 Wildcat x 10
SBD-3 Dauntless x 12

Allied aircraft losses
Swordfish I: 1 destroyed by flak
SBD-3 Dauntless: 3 damaged

Japanese Ships
BB Hiei
CA Furutaka

Aircraft Attacking:
8 x SBD-3 Dauntless releasing from 3000'
Naval Attack: 1 x 1000 lb SAP Bomb
9 x Swordfish I launching torpedoes at 200 feet
Naval Attack: 1 x 18in Mk XII Torpedo
4 x SBD-3 Dauntless releasing from 2000'
Naval Attack: 1 x 1000 lb SAP Bomb

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 10/11/2016 4:28:35 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Status: offline 		Jaoan-mens kirr 2/25th Regt srowing everyone down at Bowen. Now road from Rockhamtpon to Townsvirre compretery open.

Ground combat at Bowen (93,147)

Japanese Deliberate attack

Attacking force 3553 troops, 22 guns, 0 vehicles, Assault Value = 201

Defending force 120 troops, 0 guns, 55 vehicles, Assault Value = 4

Japanese adjusted assault: 72

Allied adjusted defense: 1

Japanese assault odds: 72 to 1

Combat modifiers
Defender: terrain(+), leaders(+), disruption(-), preparation(-)
experience(-), supply(-)
Attacker:

Allied ground losses:
Vehicles lost 70 (70 destroyed, 0 disabled)
Units destroyed 1

Assaulting units:
42nd Naval Guard Unit
44th Naval Guard Unit
5th Naval Construction Battalion
2nd Naval Construction Battalion
15th Naval Construction Battalion
1st Engineer Co
30th Fld AA Gun Co
14th JAAF AF Bn
14th Naval Construction Battalion
31st Fld AA Gun Co
32nd JAAF AF Coy
23rd Special Base Force
42nd JNAF AF Unit
40th JNAF AF Unit
13th Naval Construction Battalion
85th JAAF AF Bn
45th JNAF AF Unit
3rd Ship Engineer Regiment
41st Field AA Battalion
14th JAAF AF Coy
5th Air Div /1
23rd Air Flotilla
3rd Base Force
36th Const Co
Kure 2nd SNLF /3

Defending units:
2/5th Armoured Regiment

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 10/11/2016 4:32:40 PM   
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Status: offline 		Main force retreating just South of Rckhampton. Infantry divisions shourd crear hex in 2 days.
Even worse if catch Japan-mens in open at Rockhampton.

Ground combat at 95,153 (near Rockhampton)

Allied Deliberate attack

Attacking force 4147 troops, 217 guns, 396 vehicles, Assault Value = 1360

Defending force 24687 troops, 223 guns, 52 vehicles, Assault Value = 649

Allied adjusted assault: 64

Japanese adjusted defense: 789

Allied assault odds: 1 to 12

Combat modifiers
Defender: terrain(+), leaders(-), experience(-)
Attacker:

Japanese ground losses:
448 casualties reported
Squads: 3 destroyed, 26 disabled
Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 2 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 2 disabled

Allied ground losses:
312 casualties reported
Squads: 32 destroyed, 0 disabled
Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 15 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 2 disabled
Vehicles lost 40 (2 destroyed, 38 disabled)

Assaulting units:
18th British Division
2nd Australian Division
11th Indian Division
7th Armoured Brigade
9th Indian Division
148th Field Artillery Battalion
21/22 Field Regiment
1st Medium Regiment
147th Field Artillery Battalion
2/16th Field Regiment
223rd Field Artillery Battalion
2nd Medium Regiment
131st Field Artillery Battalion
2/11th Field Regiment
3rd Heavy AA Regiment

Defending units:
4th Division
48th Division
Kure 2nd SNLF




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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 10/11/2016 4:53:56 PM   
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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 10/11/2016 5:18:41 PM   
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Arried-mens arr ovah prace..rike vermins.


Must have been heavy rains: they are breeding now.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 10/11/2016 5:23:13 PM   
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Arried-mens arr ovah prace..rike vermins.


Must have been heavy rains: they are breeding now.



Hai! Pretty much rike Remmings before Artic sun go down.

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