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RE: OT Things to ponder - 2/14/2017 1:29:48 PM   
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This apparently originally came from a technical blog but the source was not named where I saw it. It's a translation of a technical error window into what the average computer user sees in their mind when they read the technical warning. I think we should start incorporating these sorts of warning's in AE, and probably in AAR's as well.




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RE: OT Things to ponder - 2/14/2017 11:24:39 PM   
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Football, (that is real football!!!!), has a back judge, a side judge, a field judge, a line judge, an umpire, a head linesman, and a referee. They are studying the need for a swimsuit judge.


Well, they could re-employ some of those basketball referees who were forced into retirement when they got rid of those silly old uniforms.




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RE: OT Things to ponder - 2/17/2017 1:59:56 AM   
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Status: offline 		All Things Pondered. This thread has been quiet for a couple of days. You'll never catch the Thread if you stop pondering. The Thread might claim the count has been reset once or twice. But, it's the score on the board that matters. Increment this thread by one. That's what I pondered today.

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RE: OT Things to ponder - 2/17/2017 2:57:54 AM   
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This thread has been quiet for a couple of days.


Looks to me that its because the gorn/Steve AAR has hit a snag and everyone is over there watching that CF.

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RE: OT Things to ponder - 2/17/2017 3:55:14 AM   
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RE: OT Things to ponder - 2/17/2017 6:07:14 AM   
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They started?!
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Er....not really no


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RE: OT Things to ponder - 2/17/2017 7:01:19 AM   
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RE: OT Things to ponder - 2/17/2017 7:05:18 AM   
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No, but - apologies to Winston, they have begun starting!
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What so you are saying re the first turn:

They are not at the end, they are not at the beginning of the end. But they are perhaps, at the end of the beginning?


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RE: OT Things to ponder - 2/17/2017 12:28:04 PM   
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No, but - apologies to Winston, they have begun starting!
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What so you are saying re the first turn:

They are not at the end, they are not at the beginning of the end. But they are perhaps, at the end of the beginning?


No. I think he meant to say that an "Iron Curtain" has fallen on the first turn and we cannot fathom what is underway on the other side.

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RE: OT Things to ponder - 2/17/2017 4:42:12 PM   
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No, but - apologies to Winston, they have begun starting!


That's right, it's not the end of the beginning, but the beginning of the end.

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RE: OT Things to ponder - 2/17/2017 8:03:38 PM   
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No, but - apologies to Winston, they have begun starting!
warspite1

What so you are saying re the first turn:

They are not at the end, they are not at the beginning of the end. But they are perhaps, at the end of the beginning?


No. I think he meant to say that an "Iron Curtain" has fallen on the first turn and we cannot fathom what is underway on the other side.

+1
Or a Gornian force wall?

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RE: OT Things to ponder - 2/17/2017 9:27:00 PM   
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No, but - apologies to Winston, they have begun starting!


That's right, it's not the end of the beginning, but the beginning of the end.


I am not sure you have even gotten to the beginning of the beginning yet.

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RE: OT Things to ponder - 2/17/2017 9:40:45 PM   
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Status: offline 		Now this is not the beginning. It is not even the beginning of the beginning. But it is, perhaps, the beginning of the prelude.

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RE: OT Things to ponder - 2/17/2017 9:55:49 PM   
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Now this is not the beginning. It is not even the beginning of the beginning. But it is, perhaps, the beginning of the prelude.

It is the start of the initiation to an overture of a beginning of a prelude.

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RE: OT Things to ponder - 2/18/2017 1:34:29 AM   
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On another off topic thing to ponder: there are more airplanes underwater than there are submarines in the sky

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RE: OT Things to ponder - 2/18/2017 11:43:57 AM   
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Status: offline 		Many a pilot has decided to teach their plane to swim. I am unaware of any boat captain that even attempted to teach their sub to fly, except maybe that one in "Red October".

On a more serious note, since coppers have night-sticks, what are they supposed to do during the day?

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RE: OT Things to ponder - 2/18/2017 12:19:56 PM   
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On a more serious note, since coppers have night-sticks, what are they supposed to do during the day?

They are supposed to use harsh language.


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RE: OT Things to ponder - 2/18/2017 12:40:35 PM   
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On a more serious note, since coppers have night-sticks, what are they supposed to do during the day?


Well, depending on the environment-oxidize?

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RE: OT Things to ponder - 2/18/2017 9:47:09 PM   
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On a more serious note, since coppers have night-sticks, what are they supposed to do during the day?

They are supposed to use harsh language.


No, no - they have now renamed the stick as a "baton", so during the day they either conduct with it or have a pretty girl spin it around and throw it in the air to distract the evil doers.

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RE: OT Things to ponder - 2/19/2017 1:34:19 AM   
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Many a pilot has decided to teach their plane to swim. I am unaware of any boat captain that even attempted to teach their sub to fly, except maybe that one in "Red October".

On a more serious note, since coppers have night-sticks, what are they supposed to do during the day?

Use a gun? Or a TAZER? Or in the UK yell "OI!".

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RE: OT Things to ponder - 2/19/2017 1:50:32 PM   
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Many a pilot has decided to teach their plane to swim. I am unaware of any boat captain that even attempted to teach their sub to fly, except maybe that one in "Red October".

On a more serious note, since coppers have night-sticks, what are they supposed to do during the day?

Use a gun? Or a TAZER? Or in the UK yell "OI!".

James Bond has a car that flies, and car that's a submarine...maybe in the next 007 movie we'll see a flying submarine.

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RE: OT Things to ponder - 2/19/2017 2:18:30 PM   
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Many a pilot has decided to teach their plane to swim. I am unaware of any boat captain that even attempted to teach their sub to fly, except maybe that one in "Red October".

On a more serious note, since coppers have night-sticks, what are they supposed to do during the day?

Use a gun? Or a TAZER? Or in the UK yell "OI!".


Stop, or we'll be forced to continue chasing you as we don't carry guns!

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RE: OT Things to ponder - 2/19/2017 2:21:54 PM   
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RE: OT Things to ponder - 2/19/2017 2:33:15 PM   
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Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea already had a flying submarine. Always looked painful when it changed from flying to submersible status.


A controlled crash....GP

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RE: OT Things to ponder - 2/19/2017 6:58:31 PM   
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On a more serious note, since coppers have night-sticks, what are they supposed to do during the day?

They are supposed to use harsh language.


No, no - they have now renamed the stick as a "baton", so during the day they either conduct with it or have a pretty girl spin it around and throw it in the air to distract the evil doers.


Yes, and after they put it to use it can accurately be described as a baton rouge.

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RE: OT Things to ponder - 2/21/2017 1:13:30 AM   
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Here's one I can post in full. She liked horses (don't they all?).





Isn't everyone glad we're off that page with Ron Jeremy in it?

I think she's financially secure but she lives in a cabin somewhere in the Ozarks.

There's one flaw in this pic, those boots are a man's boots, too big for her, but she did like wearing very fashionable knee-high boots.



If she's financially secure, what the heck is she doing living in the Ozarks ?

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RE: OT Things to ponder - 2/21/2017 5:39:39 PM   
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RE: OT Things to ponder - 2/21/2017 8:33:04 PM   
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It's beautiful country, just like in Deliverance

Get back to your game Gorn! (and squeal like a pig)

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RE: OT Things to ponder - 2/21/2017 8:38:41 PM   
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It's beautiful country, just like in Deliverance

Get back to your game Gorn! (and squeal like a pig)



No, It's squeal like a LIZARD.....GP

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RE: OT Things to ponder - 2/22/2017 7:45:14 PM   
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