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heehee - 5/15/2003 2:36:06 AM

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George W Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war. After
his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand, and
George asks him what his name is.

"Billy."

"And what is your question, Billy?"

"I have three questions. First - why is the USA invading Iraq without
the support of the UN; second - why are you President when Al Gore got
more votes; and third - whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?"

Just then the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies
that they will continue after recess. When they resume George says, "Okay
where were we? Oh that's right... question time. Who has a
question?"

A different little boy puts his hand; George points him out and asks
Him what his name is. "Steve."

"And what is your question, Steve?"

"I have five questions. First - why is the USA invading Iraq without
the support of the UN; second - why are you President when Al Gore got
more votes; third - whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden; fourth - why did
the bell go off 20 minutes early; and fifth - what happened to Billy?"

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