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RE: Workers of the World Unite! - 3/21/2018 11:03:11 PM   
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Status: offline 		And the hammer blows have started in the southern part of the Central Front. Our glorious counterattack shattered a German Infantry division and roughly handled two more. The spires of Kursk were in our sights until desperate German forces moved in to plug the gaps. Still, there may be more gas left in our offensive yet.




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RE: Workers of the World Unite! - 3/21/2018 11:09:22 PM   
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Status: offline 		Oh Comrades, but the south, the dreadful south. The German tide keeps advancing. If only one of you had enough backbone to give me sound advice!

Er, Comrade Stalin?

Yes, Comrade Lickspittlevich?

Perhaps you should not be as aggressive in your counterattacks down south. It tires out the few men who are there and then they are frozen in place making easy pickings for the Hilterites?

Comrade Lickspittlevich I'm very disappointed in you. It's tyrannical dictator 101 to pretend like you want independent advice just to ferret out those who have an honest go Dialectic ounce of backbone. I'm embarrassed for you!

Members of the Politiburo, what shall we do with Comrade Lickspittlevich? SHOOT HIM LIKE A MAD DOG COMRADE STALIN!

Bang.




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RE: Workers of the World Unite! - 3/21/2018 11:14:37 PM   
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Status: offline 		Finally Comrades, in the deep south the capitalist toadies push forward, but at tremendous cost. Our fortifications and the encouragement of Marshal Zhukov are costing them dearly. They did manage to pry us out of one fortified hex north of Rostov but only by shedding oceans of mercenary Hungarian blood.

Members of the Politburo, I propose a new policy in the south. No counterattacking unless the target is crystal clear. Our reckless attacks this month have been mere throws of the dice without a real hope of success and have served to only to weaken us for the enemy attacks. We should also find the traitor who first suggested such reckless attacks and deal with him as appropriate. Members of the Politburo, do you agree? YES COMRADE STALIN.

Good, now I must ponder.




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RE: Workers of the World Unite! - 3/23/2018 8:11:54 PM   
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Status: offline 		Comrades! I am pleased to report that the fascist hordes have shattered two more panzer divisions. It makes me think that perhaps my army commanders are not as out to get me as I had thought.

ALL HONOR TO COMRADE STALIN AND HIS UNFAILING LEADERSHIP!!!!




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RE: Workers of the World Unite! - 3/23/2018 8:15:48 PM   
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Status: offline 		In fact, in the north the germans did not even dare to attack over the past four days. One begins to suspect that they fear the Red Army's righteous wrath.

THANKS TO COMRADE STALIN AND HIS MOST CLEVER ALLITERATION!!!




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RE: Workers of the World Unite! - 3/23/2018 8:20:32 PM   
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Status: offline 		In the center our armies have move more and more to the attack. We will continue to target the weaker panzer divisions that have been worn down. One begins to suspect that the German line is creaking. As a consequence, I've ordered another of our armies to adopt an offensive posture! Members of the Politburo, do you agree? YES COMRADE STALIN!




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RE: Workers of the World Unite! - 3/23/2018 8:24:39 PM   
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Status: offline 		Again, comrades, the south is our main concern. More treason and more breakthroughs haunt my dreams. And, our generals seem to be unable to move quickly enough to make concentric attacks. There is no room for retreat with Rostov right behind us. Not one step back comrades, not one step back!




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RE: Workers of the World Unite! - 3/24/2018 3:53:51 PM   
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Status: offline 		Comrades! I bring you glorious news from the southern front. The 76th infantry division, motivated by the true spirit of unconquerable Marxist/Leninist thought, have fought through and cut the fascist supply lines in the south! As a consequence, we have reports of Hitler's tired legions withdrawing westward in a line from Kursk almost to Rostov.

Members of the Politburo, I propose promoting the 76th division to the title of 1st Red Guards Division for it's glorious service to the International Revolution, do you agree? YES COMRADE STALIN, ALL HAIL THE FIRST RED GUARDS DIVISION. SMASH THE FOE!




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RE: Workers of the World Unite! - 3/24/2018 4:04:41 PM   
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Status: offline 		Comrades, even though the German Ninnyhammers continue to press forward they do so at their peril. A reinforcing army is arriving in Rostov as we speak. With German supplies at a low ebb and mud approaching from the West we may well be able to hold the town. The workers and peasants volunteer as one to continue to dig new entrenchments around the city while Zhukov continues to hold the line.

The clock is ticking herr hitler, the clock is ticking!





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RE: Workers of the World Unite! - 3/24/2018 4:09:32 PM   
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Status: offline 		In the center, Comrades, mud bedevils the German supply lines. And, if I may reveal a secret? PLEASE DO COMRADE STALIN! Fresh troops are on the way to our central front. I have it on good authority that the Japanese will not be attacking us in Siberia so our divisions from there are on their way to the Moscow front as we speak.

GLORY TO OUR SIBERIAN DIVISIONS. DEATH TO THE FASCIST MONGREL HORDES!!!




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RE: Workers of the World Unite! - 3/24/2018 4:10:39 PM   
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HUNT DOWN THE CRIMINAL UPLOADERS LIKE RABID DOGS. SHOW NO MERCY COMRADE STALIN!!!

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RE: Workers of the World Unite! - 3/24/2018 4:11:58 PM   
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RE: Workers of the World Unite! - 3/24/2018 4:19:50 PM   
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Status: offline 		Comrades, in the North the Capitalist Cacafuegos are learning to rue their idle boasts of wintering in Leningrad. We continue to hold the key towns of Narva and Luga which help to keep the Finns at bay. These towns are on the front lines and will resist to the last breath!

Remember Comrades, it takes a very brave man to be a coward in the Red Army!




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RE: Workers of the World Unite! - 3/24/2018 4:23:53 PM   
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Status: offline 		Sadly Comrades, our intelligence tells us that German gold continues to keep keep the strength of the invading army above ours. But, the Germans will run out of strikebreakers and wankers soon enough while our newly mobilized armies take the field!




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RE: Workers of the World Unite! - 3/24/2018 4:27:31 PM   
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Members of the Politburo what do we need? SECOND FRONT NOW COMRADE STALIN!




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RE: Workers of the World Unite! - 3/24/2018 10:03:15 PM   
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Status: offline 		Members of the Politburo, do you think I should ride a white charger down the Unter Den Linden for our victory parade in Berlin or a T-34?

Yes, what is it Comrade weatherman? This had better be important!

Ummm, begging Comrade Stalin's pardon sir, but, um, there has been no rain in Russia for the past 16 days.

What was that? My ears have gone soft in defense of the workers' revolution.

Um, well, you see Comrade Stalin, it seems that there is a bit of a drought here in Mother Russia.

What? A Drought? Good Dialectic man, have you never played Russian Campaign? Fire in the East, War in the East? Hitler Moves East? Any of those? It's October 1941, of course it's raining. You know, Raspusitsa and all that?

Members of the Politiburo what do you say to this crazy news? DEATH TO THE KULAK WEATHER FORECASTERS!

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RE: Workers of the World Unite! - 3/24/2018 10:06:28 PM   
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Status: offline 		Comrades! While I see to it that the wreckers and spies are cleared out of the weather forecasting collective it appears that the Capitalists have purchased control of the weather and there has been no rain in Russia for 16 days here in October! As a consequence, Hitler's Milksops are renewing their push on Rostov and Stalingrad. They are paying a heavy price but inching ever closer. We have two fresh armies in the South but we're not out of the woods yet!

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RE: Workers of the World Unite! - 3/24/2018 10:07:30 PM   
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RE: Workers of the World Unite! - 3/24/2018 10:10:20 PM   
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Status: offline 		In the center our counterattack proceeds as planned. We are swinging around the southern flank of army group Center and gobbling up divisions as we go!




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RE: Workers of the World Unite! - 3/24/2018 10:12:18 PM   
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Status: offline 		On the path to Moscow the lack of mud has reignited the Fascist push on our capital. Given the German losses we can only hope that this push fades and that mud comes.




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RE: Workers of the World Unite! - 3/24/2018 10:13:30 PM   
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Status: offline 		Comrades, here is the actual map of the road to Moscow.




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RE: Workers of the World Unite! - 3/24/2018 10:16:47 PM   
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Status: offline 		Comrades, in the north the seesaw battle over Luga continues. We liberated the town from under the heel of the capitalist boot and our brave Red army held it against desperate counter attacks. We even notice the presence of a division of Spanish toady's in the line. Clearly Hitler is scraping the bottom of the barrel and draining the fascist swamp of any and all of its supporters so that they may die the death here in the cradle of the Revolution that they so richly deserve!




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RE: Workers of the World Unite! - 3/24/2018 11:42:55 PM   
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Let us take this as a valuble lesson. You see, as soon as I had the exploiters and wreckers cleaned out of the soviet bureau of internationalist weather forecasting we finally get a weather forecast that reflects true class consciousness. A more than 100% chance of rain shows that the new weather forecasters are not infiltrated by the class enemies of the revolution!

Um, Comrade Stalin, might the new weather forecasters simply be afraid to tell you bad news?

Bang!

Any other questions? NO! WE PLEDGE OUR LIVES AND BODIES TO THE SERVICE OF THE SOVIET UNION. ALL HAIL THE WEATHER FORECASTERS OF THE UNITED PROLETARIAN FRONT!!!




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RE: Workers of the World Unite! - 3/26/2018 1:00:51 AM   
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Status: offline 		Mud Comrades! Glorious wonderful beautiful Proletarian mud has swept the entire Eastern Front!! I don't know if this saves us entirely, but Rostov still stands and the dainty capitalists are clearly afraid of getting their hands dirty and they've pulled back a bit.


Mud Mud Mud!!!




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RE: Workers of the World Unite! - 3/26/2018 1:02:59 AM   
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In the center our offensive is bending the Germans back upon themselves. Their hated motorized divsions are stuck and can't move and we've been able to push forward.




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RE: Workers of the World Unite! - 3/26/2018 1:07:05 AM   
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Status: offline 		And Comrades, our glorious factories, the breeding grounds of our revolution have started to produce weapons that we can use to destroy the Hitlerites. Here, for example, is the new artillery support we can assign to a chosen breakthrough division [gives a +40% to combat power for one turn].

We also have armored brigades we can assign to support a division that already has armor and our Soviet air force has recovered enough that we can set up an air defense zone to reduce the effect of fascist air support.




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RE: Workers of the World Unite! - 3/26/2018 1:15:18 AM   
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Status: offline 		In the north, Comrades, the mercenaries grind forward, lured ever onward by the shimmering sight of Leningrad on the horizon, but we have fresh reinforcements arriving and the Germans have still not reached the fortified line. Leningrad will hold Comardes, Leningrad shall hold.

In fact, for my brave and unfailing leadership some people have suggested that I should be awarded Hero of the Soviet Union. members of the Politburo, what say you? COMRADE STALIN SHOULD BE AWARDED HERO OF THE SOVIET UNION TO THE HIGHEST DEGREE!!!

[Loud and prolonged applause ensues]

Comrade MinionKov why have you stopped clapping?

Comrade Stalin, we've been cheering your name for 20 minutes and I feel faint and dehydrated.

Bang!

Anyone else care to stop cheering my name? Didn't think so.

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RE: Workers of the World Unite! - 3/28/2018 12:53:42 AM   
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Status: offline 		COMRADE STALIN WE ARE VERY CONCERNED THAT YOU ARE NOT FEELING WELL!! WHO SHALL LEAD US TO VICTORY???

True, Comrades, true. It's just that over the past four days I've been feeling more like some of you are out to get me. Ah, if only Nikita could round up some of you incipient traitors. He's knows how to show the proper revolutionary spirit!






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RE: Workers of the World Unite! - 3/28/2018 12:56:13 AM   
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Status: offline 		In the meantime, Comrades, I'm happy to report that our spies have noted that German supply columns are just not getting through near Stalingrad. Many of their divisions are starving and without replacements. We shall strike hard blows while the mud blankets our holy Rodina in its protective embrace.




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RE: Workers of the World Unite! - 3/28/2018 1:02:46 AM   
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Status: offline 		In the center, our new artillery and tank brigades are ready to strike! I know that I promised this four days ago, but the traitors in charge of the supported divisions had mealy mouthed excuses about "lack of AP points" and "heavy mud." Trust me Comrades, those generals are now digging coal in the arctic with their bare hands. I think we've made our point.

GLORY TO COMRADE STALIN AND HIS STERN CLASS JUSTICE!!! DESTROY THOSE WHO FAIL TO HAVE ADEQUATE AP POINTS!!!!




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