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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 5/9/2018 1:49:25 AM   
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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 5/13/2018 2:54:36 PM   
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South Pacific: Arried-dogs carriers apparentarry have enough and turn around. Arried-mens destroyers try catch up with damaged Japan-mens carriers run for covah on Suva...but just run into guys rooking at frying fish instead.

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Night Time Surface Combat, near Gau Island at 133,162, Range 2,000 Yards

Japanese Ships
PB Fukui Maru, Shell hits 8, on fire

Allied Ships
DD Maury
DD Wilson
DD Mahan


Japan-firemens accidentarry put out fire on Hiyo. Both damaged carriers reach Suva which now has 150+ fightahs of arr types overhead.

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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 5/13/2018 2:57:31 PM   
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Crew of Fukui-Maru: <near miss> HAHAHAHHA...FUKUI-YOU! HAHAHAHA

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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 5/13/2018 3:00:28 PM   
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Ground combat at 82,53 (near Changsha)

Japanese Bombardment attack

Attacking force 3514 troops, 228 guns, 304 vehicles, Assault Value = 472

Defending force 79713 troops, 356 guns, 0 vehicles, Assault Value = 1882

Allied ground losses:
1110 casualties reported
Squads: 45 destroyed, 12 disabled
Non Combat: 5 destroyed, 0 disabled
Engineers: 3 destroyed, 0 disabled

Assaulting units:
40th Inf Group Brigade
1st Mobile Infantry Regiment
60th Infantry Brigade
8th Ind Engineer Regiment
90th Infantry Regiment
27th Ind Engineer Regiment
9th Medium Field Artillery Regiment
1st Ind.Hvy.Art. Battalion
7th Ind.Hvy.Art. Battalion
2nd Ind. Mountain Gun Regiment
6th Ind.Hvy.Art. Battalion
2nd Hvy.Artillery Regiment
51st Ind.Mtn.Gun Battalion
14th Medium Field Artillery Regiment
1st Ind Field Artillery Regiment
4th Medium Field Artillery Regiment
4th Ind.Hvy.Art. Battalion
3rd Hvy.Artillery Regiment
13th Ind.Art.Mortar Battalion

Defending units:
28th Chinese Corps
94th Chinese Corps
20th Chinese Corps
99th Chinese Corps
74th Chinese Corps
72nd Chinese Corps
26th Chinese Corps
2nd Prov Chinese Corps
29th Group Army
20th Artillery Regiment

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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 5/13/2018 3:01:00 PM   
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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 5/13/2018 3:03:03 PM   
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Afternoon Air attack on TF, near Colombo at 27,46

Weather in hex: Thunderstorms

Raid detected at 62 NM, estimated altitude 13,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 23 minutes

Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 6
D3A1 Val x 12

Japanese aircraft losses
D3A1 Val: 2 damaged

Allied Ships
DD Foxhound
DD MacDonough, Bomb hits 1, on fire
DD Fortune


and

Weather in hex: Heavy cloud

Raid detected at 79 NM, estimated altitude 18,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 29 minutes

Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 4
B5N1 Kate x 3
D3A1 Val x 10

Japanese aircraft losses
D3A1 Val: 4 damaged

Allied Ships
CA Devonshire, Bomb hits 1
CL Birmingham

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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 5/13/2018 3:03:22 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

**********August 3, 1942(d)********

South Pacific:

Japan-firemens accidentarry put out fire on Hiyo.

How could this happen? Must have expended all combustibles.

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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 5/13/2018 3:04:55 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Zorch

Reminds me of the Egyptian university named for King Farouk. They had an obscene cheer.


Vietnamese restaurant in Mission Viejo...Pho King Way

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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 5/13/2018 3:07:23 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Zorch

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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

**********August 3, 1942(d)********

South Pacific:

Japan-firemens accidentarry put out fire on Hiyo.

How could this happen? Must have expended all combustibles.

Hai! Idea is use riquid aviation fuerh to smothah fire then use 500kg bombs to make damn to keep in fuerh.

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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 5/13/2018 3:15:31 PM   
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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 5/13/2018 3:27:11 PM   
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Japan-mens have extra HA-33 engines but seem rike bettah to just turn off productions and ret everyone take vacations instead of crose prant permanentarry and make rawn-mowahs or something.

Japan-mens need a bunch of Varhs aftah big air fight South Pacific and stir need some more Jakes and H6K5




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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 5/13/2018 3:46:06 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

So here questions:

Japan-mens have extra HA-33 engines but seem rike bettah to just turn off productions and ret everyone take vacations instead of crose prant permanentarry and make rawn-mowahs or something.

Japan-mens need a bunch of Varhs aftah big air fight South Pacific and stir need some more Jakes and H6K5



Most honorabre Mandrake-san not-ah actuarry ask question...

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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 5/13/2018 3:55:21 PM   
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Status: offline 		Hai! What-ah kind of inventory good idea to maintain on Varhs, Mavissessess, Jakes,
Ha-33

Creary have to keep going on Varhs for whire. Stirr converting Petes to
Jakes on CL and few bases and CA's.

Probabry more Patrorh groups arrive and need Mavissessess. So...rike..what good inventories..pretend Japan-mens not-ah actuarry do this before.

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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 5/13/2018 4:09:07 PM   
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You use many words which are not contained within my 'A COMPENDIOUS DICTIONARY OF THE English Language'. I humbly suggest you refer to it for correct spelling, pronunciation, and usage.

Sincerely yours,

Noah Webster




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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 5/13/2018 4:13:50 PM   
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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 5/13/2018 4:22:53 PM   
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Status: offline 		Onry one Ha-33 prant in Nagoya-district. Both-ah production and repair off. Workahs at prant kind of pissed off at Mistah Hata but Mitsubishi have bettah hearth pran than Nakajima and especiarry Aichi. Baahstards at Aichi not even match 401-K and no union eithah. So, Mistah Hata actuary in drivah seat but stir not want waste money.

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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 5/13/2018 4:37:38 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Zorch

Putting out the fire with gasoline https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpdHMaccjw4

Haven't seen that trick (although Red Adair and his Fire Eaters showed how to do it with dynamite).
But the idea reminded me of an incident during my UN tour in the UNEF2 mission to Egypt. Ghana contributed troops to monitor the buffer zone in the Sinai Desert and they had their own camp with some wooden buildings - one of which was the mess hall.

Well, having no training in basic camp setup, they disposed of their food scraps by dumping them alongside the mess hall building. They soon had a rat problem.

So they tackled the problem the way they do at home: they poured a dozen Jerry cans of gasoline down the rat holes and lit it. Of course the rat tunnels led under the wooden mess hall, which contributed nicely to the inferno - and the rat problem was solved!

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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 5/13/2018 9:24:06 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Hai! What-ah kind of inventory good idea to maintain on Varhs, Mavissessess, Jakes,
Ha-33

Creary have to keep going on Varhs for whire. Stirr converting Petes to
Jakes on CL and few bases and CA's.

Probabry more Patrorh groups arrive and need Mavissessess. So...rike..what good inventories..pretend Japan-mens not-ah actuarry do this before.


Chickenboy-san pretending Mandrake-san not-ah actuarry do this before.

25-30 H6K5 good enough. Make-ah sure to make-ah H8 Emiry when possibre. You-ah makey H6K4-L amphibious transport too? Good prane for transporting stranded units.

When-ah makey D4Y1? No. Not-ah D4Y1-C, that recon prane. D4Y1 Dive bombah reprace arr Vars. Only need enough D3A1 in poor untir D4Y1 come arong: usuarry in rate 1942 (with good-ah research) or earry 1943 (with botched research pran). Chickenboy-san think you get your D4Y1 in 1944. 52(44) for Var factory in August 1942 bad joss.

Mandrake-san drink-ah too much sake with 160(103) Sarry pranes. 86 Herens probabry enough ER-B-AY for this rore.

Chickenboy-san use many E13A1 Jakes throughout war. Probabry produce twice as many (!) as makey now. Most honorabre Jake pirots die rike framing dogs around good Arried CAP.

Remembah research bonus! If-ah have more than 500 engines for airframe in poor, get-ah acceration research bonus. Chickenboy-san no stop making usefurr engine untir >500 engines in poor. Then suspend production (stop), no repah-re-repurops...do something erse with factory.

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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 5/13/2018 9:36:15 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Onry one Ha-33 prant in Nagoya-district. Both-ah production and repair off. Workahs at prant kind of pissed off at Mistah Hata but Mitsubishi have bettah hearth pran than Nakajima and especiarry Aichi. Baahstards at Aichi not even match 401-K and no union eithah. So, Mistah Hata actuary in drivah seat but stir not want waste money.


Why factory in Nagoya damaged stirr? Why not repair, since arrready paid HI points for expansion? Kampetei have questions for Mistah Hata.

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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 5/13/2018 9:38:58 PM   
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When-ah Mandrake-san get Randy?

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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 5/14/2018 12:57:44 AM   
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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 5/14/2018 12:24:11 PM   
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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 5/14/2018 1:25:23 PM   
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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 5/14/2018 2:22:34 PM   
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ORIGINAL: MakeeLearn

I say old chap, English is a difficult language. Yet it can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.







It-ah armost rike "ough" sound mean different things depend on day of week or something. Good thing "r" sound easy to say.

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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 5/14/2018 2:30:36 PM   
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Engarish guy:One of the engineers says this AAR might last 800 years. Can you imagine that, Colonel Saito? 800 years.

Col. Saito: Hory crap! That-ah rong time.

Engarish guy: Hory crap, indeed, Saito. As you say, "Hory crap". Now, on this matter of the Christmas musical show, we simply must have some of the guards in the role of Robbin's men. The leggings you have provided are simply too short for some of the taller men. Some of the lads from the Irish battalion are OK but otherwise, I'm afraid it all looks rather silly.....

Col. Saito: <under his breath> Hory crap!

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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 5/14/2018 3:35:12 PM   
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ORIGINAL: zuluhour

zuru san spit at monitor. Ruckery monitor not have feerings.

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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 5/14/2018 3:53:51 PM   
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Maybe I should include this one in too:

Or maybe not....

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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 5/14/2018 4:20:08 PM   
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Engarish guy:One of the engineers says this AAR might last 800 years. Can you imagine that, Colonel Saito? 800 years.

Col. Saito: Hory crap! That-ah rong time.

Engarish guy: Hory crap, indeed, Saito. As you say, "Hory crap". Now, on this matter of the Christmas musical show, we simply must have some of the guards in the role of Robbin's men. The leggings you have provided are simply too short for some of the taller men. Some of the lads from the Irish battalion are OK but otherwise, I'm afraid it all looks rather silly.....

Col. Saito: <under his breath> Hory crap!






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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 5/14/2018 6:45:12 PM   
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So they named the nearby town after the Jewish guy that got escaped? (Cant-ya-nab-Uri). A great honour!

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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 5/14/2018 7:16:18 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Zorch





So they named the nearby town after the Jewish guy that got escaped? (Cant-ya-nab-Uri). A great honour!

So how did Bangkok get its name? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgc_LRjlbTU

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