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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 6/25/2018 1:32:04 AM   
Cap Mandrake


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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 6/29/2018 10:35:29 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Pretty soon Russia-mens put on wings of 20 trainroads of MiG 3's so Japan-mens pran big attack with medium bombahs on Vradivostock today.

Nate squadrons in Manhuoko pretty crappy. Trainee pirots and not-ah enough Tojos yet for everyone. Mandarake-san send back 2 batturships, one CA and 12 DD's from South Pacific but-ah take some time. Many airprane prants in Honshu now vuneraburh to Russia-mens bombahs. It-ah rearry change everything.


Tokyo: Office of Most Honoraburh Prime Ministah Hiideki Tojo

Staff Frunky Hata, Cousin of Wife of MHPM Tojo: Rook Most Honoraburh Prime Ministah , Air Ministry report production start on wah-winning fighter, carred Tojo!

Most Honoraburh Prime Ministah Hiideki Tojo: That is great news. I am honored that Air Ministry name prane after me without Hiideki-san even asking!

Staff Frunky Hata, Cousin of Wife of MHPM Tojo: Oh, that not Air Ministry, Most Honoraburh Prime Ministah , American Imperiarist Aggressors carr airprane Tojo!

Most Honoraburh Prime Ministah Hiideki Tojo: [face parm], [crenched teeth].


Why did the US deviate from the usual male names for fighters?

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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 7/17/2018 4:58:09 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 7/17/2018 5:00:44 PM   
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Ceyron: Arried-mens send night bombahs ovah Koggara and B-17's but it-ah rike just for fun because not-ah much hahppen. Japan-mens put "one up chuff" of Arried-mens DD...haha.

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Sub attack near Cochin at 27,39

Japanese Ships
SS I-122

Allied Ships
DD Evertsen, Torpedo hits 1, heavy damage
DD Decoy

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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 7/17/2018 5:02:42 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Night Air attack on Maebashi , at 113,59

Weather in hex: Heavy rain

Raid spotted at 36 NM, estimated altitude 13,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 12 minutes

Allied aircraft
DB-3M x 15

No Allied losses

Aircraft Attacking:
15 x DB-3M bombing from 10000 feet *
City Attack: 5 x 100 kg GP Bomb

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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 7/17/2018 5:04:59 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 7/17/2018 5:07:59 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Many Nate pirots stirr in diapers. Zero pirots hot shots.

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Morning Air attack on Vladivostok , at 112,46

Weather in hex: Light cloud

Raid detected at 36 NM, estimated altitude 31,070 feet.
Estimated time to target is 11 minutes

Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 23
Ki-27b Nate x 65

Allied aircraft
I-16m24 x 32
MiG-3 x 10

Japanese aircraft losses
A6M2 Zero: 2 destroyed
Ki-27b Nate: 2 destroyed

Allied aircraft losses
I-16m24: 3 destroyed
MiG-3: 1 destroyed



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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 7/17/2018 5:09:35 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Morning Air attack on Vladivostok , at 112,46

Weather in hex: Light cloud

Raid detected at 12 NM, estimated altitude 33,070 feet.
Estimated time to target is 3 minutes

Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 15
Ki-27b Nate x 21

Allied aircraft
I-16m24 x 11
MiG-3 x 4

Japanese aircraft losses
Ki-27b Nate: 1 destroyed

Allied aircraft losses
I-16m24: 4 destroyed
MiG-3: 1 destroyed

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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 7/17/2018 5:11:30 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Morning Air attack on Vladivostok , at 112,46

Weather in hex: Light cloud

Raid detected at 60 NM, estimated altitude 17,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 21 minutes

Japanese aircraft
G4M1 Betty x 42
Ki-27b Nate x 28

Allied aircraft
I-16m24 x 3

Japanese aircraft losses
G4M1 Betty: 1 damaged

Allied aircraft losses
DB-3M: 4 destroyed on ground
MBR-2: 1 destroyed on ground

Airbase hits 12
Airbase supply hits 4
Runway hits 34


Pretty good for no recon

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Morning Air attack on Vladivostok , at 112,46

Weather in hex: Light cloud

Raid detected at 77 NM, estimated altitude 17,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 26 minutes

Japanese aircraft
G4M1 Betty x 14
Ki-27b Nate x 28

Allied aircraft
no flights

Japanese aircraft losses
G4M1 Betty: 1 damaged

Allied aircraft losses
DB-3M: 16 damaged
DB-3M: 2 destroyed on ground
MBR-2: 2 damaged
MBR-2: 1 destroyed on ground
MiG-3: 4 damaged
MiG-3: 1 destroyed on ground
R-10: 4 damaged
R-10: 1 destroyed on ground

Airbase hits 5
Airbase supply hits 1
Runway hits 15


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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 7/17/2018 5:13:30 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Morning Air attack on Vladivostok , at 112,46

Weather in hex: Light cloud

Raid detected at 104 NM, estimated altitude 12,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 34 minutes

Japanese aircraft
Ki-49-Ia Helen x 6

Allied aircraft
no flights

Japanese aircraft losses
Ki-49-Ia Helen: 1 damaged

Allied aircraft losses
DB-3M: 14 damaged
DB-3M: 1 destroyed on ground
MBR-2: 6 damaged
MiG-3: 5 damaged
MiG-3: 1 destroyed on ground

Airbase hits 4
Runway hits 3


And

quote:

Morning Air attack on Vladivostok , at 112,46

Weather in hex: Light cloud

Raid detected at 40 NM, estimated altitude 17,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 13 minutes

Japanese aircraft
Ki-49-Ia Helen x 22

Allied aircraft
no flights

No Japanese losses

Allied aircraft losses
MiG-3: 8 damaged
MiG-3: 1 destroyed on ground
DB-3M: 10 damaged
DB-3M: 1 destroyed on ground
R-10: 1 destroyed on ground

Airbase hits 1
Airbase supply hits 1
Runway hits 4


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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 7/17/2018 5:15:43 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Status: offline 		Russia-mens attack Manchuoko airfierds too but Japan-mens not-ah asreep today and pretty much guess where attacks come.

quote:

Morning Air attack on Mutankiang , at 111,42

Weather in hex: Heavy rain

Raid spotted at 28 NM, estimated altitude 10,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 9 minutes

Japanese aircraft
Ki-27b Nate x 31

Allied aircraft
SB-2 x 32

No Japanese losses

Allied aircraft losses
SB-2: 8 destroyed, 17 damaged

Airbase hits 1
Airbase supply hits 1
Runway hits 4


And

quote:

Morning Air attack on Mutankiang , at 111,42

Weather in hex: Heavy rain

Raid spotted at 24 NM, estimated altitude 13,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 8 minutes

Japanese aircraft
Ki-27b Nate x 10

Allied aircraft
SB-2 x 10

No Japanese losses

Allied aircraft losses
SB-2: 1 destroyed, 4 damaged

Runway hits 2


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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 7/17/2018 5:18:48 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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quote:

Morning Air attack on Shikuka , at 126,43

Weather in hex: Clear sky

Raid spotted at 17 NM, estimated altitude 12,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 5 minutes

Japanese aircraft
Ki-27b Nate x 24

Allied aircraft
SB-2 x 46

No Japanese losses

Allied aircraft losses
SB-2: 2 damaged

Airbase hits 4
Runway hits 17


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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 7/17/2018 5:20:57 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Morning Air attack on Mishan , at 114,42

Weather in hex: Thunderstorms

Raid spotted at 18 NM, estimated altitude 12,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 6 minutes

Japanese aircraft
Ki-27b Nate x 19

Allied aircraft
SB-2 x 30

No Japanese losses

Allied aircraft losses
SB-2: 3 destroyed, 14 damaged

Runway hits 4

Aircraft Attacking:
26 x SB-2 bombing from 10000 feet
Airfield Attack: 6 x 100 kg GP Bomb


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quote:

Morning Air attack on Mishan , at 114,42

Weather in hex: Thunderstorms

Raid spotted at 19 NM, estimated altitude 16,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 6 minutes

Japanese aircraft
Ki-27b Nate x 9

Allied aircraft
SB-2 x 60

No Japanese losses

Allied aircraft losses
SB-2: 9 damaged

Japanese ground losses:
13 casualties reported
Squads: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled
Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 1 disabled

Airbase hits 2
Airbase supply hits 2
Runway hits 12




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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 7/17/2018 5:28:06 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Status: offline 		AF at Hailar attacked but Japan-mens not-ah have any fightahs up there. Impossiburh to be everywhere. Big SB-2 attack on Paramashiro Jima but Japan-mens have good AAA and fortifications.


Russia-mens drop commandos but eveidentarry need practice.

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Ground combat at Arshaan (105,33)

Allied Shock attack

Attacking force 10 troops, 0 guns, 0 vehicles, Assault Value = 2

Defending force 2058 troops, 26 guns, 0 vehicles, Assault Value = 42

Assault collapses, attacking force wiped out

Japanese ground losses:
13 casualties reported
Squads: 1 destroyed, 0 disabled
Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled

Allied ground losses:
Units destroyed 1

Assaulting units:
1st Parachute Bn /2

Defending units:
Arshaan Fortress

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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 7/17/2018 5:35:45 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Aide to Mistah Hata: OK, Toshiro just-ah go down rist and Hata-san answer if-ah increase production. Ready?

Mistah Hata, srightary retarded Minister of Production: HAI!

Aide to Mistah Hata: Now?

Mistah Hata, srightary retarded Minister of Production: HAI! What-ah wait for, invitation from King of Engarand?

Aide to Mistah Hata: OK, A6M2

Mistah Hata, srightary retarded Minister of Production: HAI!

Aide to Mistah Hata: Sarry?

Mistah Hata, srightary retarded Minister of Production: HAI!

Aide to Mistah Hata: Heren?

Mistah Hata, srightary retarded Minister of Production: HAI!

Aide to Mistah Hata: Pokémon characters?

Mistah Hata, srightary retarded Minister of Production: HAI!....WAIT..WAIT-AH minute! Quit-ah screw around. This-ah serious....


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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 7/17/2018 5:40:41 PM   
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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 7/17/2018 5:41:50 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake
Russia-mens drop commandos but eveidentarry need practice.

Well, they killed some Japanese squads with no apprent losses of their own. Like commandos should

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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 7/17/2018 5:44:59 PM   
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spit on computer in front of customah.
zuru san supposed to be caring for customah but get caught raffing too hard

ahh ps, no comment about zuru san aready rook rike idriot, zuru have a mirror you know.

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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 7/17/2018 7:19:29 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Funny thing hahppen on way to Matrix forum. Wah back on. Arried-mens now down to 1 commandah. Othah one take gorf course retirement in Bnagarore. Consurting work on new torpedo.

Probably working for Russians.

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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 7/17/2018 8:07:30 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Herens fry into Manchuoko from Changsha area. Arso work pretty werr.

quote:

Morning Air attack on Vladivostok , at 112,46

Weather in hex: Light cloud

Raid detected at 104 NM, estimated altitude 12,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 34 minutes

Japanese aircraft
Ki-49-Ia Helen x 6

Allied aircraft
no flights

Japanese aircraft losses
Ki-49-Ia Helen: 1 damaged

Allied aircraft losses
DB-3M: 14 damaged
DB-3M: 1 destroyed on ground
MBR-2: 6 damaged
MiG-3: 5 damaged
MiG-3: 1 destroyed on ground

Airbase hits 4
Runway hits 3


And

quote:

Morning Air attack on Vladivostok , at 112,46

Weather in hex: Light cloud

Raid detected at 40 NM, estimated altitude 17,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 13 minutes

Japanese aircraft
Ki-49-Ia Helen x 22

Allied aircraft
no flights

No Japanese losses

Allied aircraft losses
MiG-3: 8 damaged
MiG-3: 1 destroyed on ground
DB-3M: 10 damaged
DB-3M: 1 destroyed on ground
R-10: 1 destroyed on ground

Airbase hits 1
Airbase supply hits 1
Runway hits 4


Even Heren Kerrer can hit pranes on glound.

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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 8/4/2018 3:13:05 PM   
Zorch

 

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ORIGINAL: Zorch


quote:

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Herens fry into Manchuoko from Changsha area. Arso work pretty werr.

quote:

Morning Air attack on Vladivostok , at 112,46

Weather in hex: Light cloud

Raid detected at 104 NM, estimated altitude 12,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 34 minutes

Japanese aircraft
Ki-49-Ia Helen x 6

Allied aircraft
no flights

Japanese aircraft losses
Ki-49-Ia Helen: 1 damaged

Allied aircraft losses
DB-3M: 14 damaged
DB-3M: 1 destroyed on ground
MBR-2: 6 damaged
MiG-3: 5 damaged
MiG-3: 1 destroyed on ground

Airbase hits 4
Runway hits 3


And

quote:

Morning Air attack on Vladivostok , at 112,46

Weather in hex: Light cloud

Raid detected at 40 NM, estimated altitude 17,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 13 minutes

Japanese aircraft
Ki-49-Ia Helen x 22

Allied aircraft
no flights

No Japanese losses

Allied aircraft losses
MiG-3: 8 damaged
MiG-3: 1 destroyed on ground
DB-3M: 10 damaged
DB-3M: 1 destroyed on ground
R-10: 1 destroyed on ground

Airbase hits 1
Airbase supply hits 1
Runway hits 4


Even Heren Kerrer can hit pranes on glound.

Was my joke so bad you gave up playing?

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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 8/8/2018 8:32:20 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Zorch


quote:

ORIGINAL: Zorch


quote:

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Herens fry into Manchuoko from Changsha area. Arso work pretty werr.

quote:

Morning Air attack on Vladivostok , at 112,46

Weather in hex: Light cloud

Raid detected at 104 NM, estimated altitude 12,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 34 minutes

Japanese aircraft
Ki-49-Ia Helen x 6

Allied aircraft
no flights

Japanese aircraft losses
Ki-49-Ia Helen: 1 damaged

Allied aircraft losses
DB-3M: 14 damaged
DB-3M: 1 destroyed on ground
MBR-2: 6 damaged
MiG-3: 5 damaged
MiG-3: 1 destroyed on ground

Airbase hits 4
Runway hits 3


And

quote:

Morning Air attack on Vladivostok , at 112,46

Weather in hex: Light cloud

Raid detected at 40 NM, estimated altitude 17,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 13 minutes

Japanese aircraft
Ki-49-Ia Helen x 22

Allied aircraft
no flights

No Japanese losses

Allied aircraft losses
MiG-3: 8 damaged
MiG-3: 1 destroyed on ground
DB-3M: 10 damaged
DB-3M: 1 destroyed on ground
R-10: 1 destroyed on ground

Airbase hits 1
Airbase supply hits 1
Runway hits 4


Even Heren Kerrer can hit pranes on glound.

Was my joke so bad you gave up playing?


More probabry Mandrake-san and Sprior-san take another two month vacation then rower Marsian garrison and activate marsians.

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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 8/20/2018 11:33:04 PM   
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ORIGINAL: tarkalak


quote:

ORIGINAL: Zorch


quote:

ORIGINAL: Zorch


quote:

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Herens fry into Manchuoko from Changsha area. Arso work pretty werr.

quote:

Morning Air attack on Vladivostok , at 112,46

Weather in hex: Light cloud

Raid detected at 104 NM, estimated altitude 12,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 34 minutes

Japanese aircraft
Ki-49-Ia Helen x 6

Allied aircraft
no flights

Japanese aircraft losses
Ki-49-Ia Helen: 1 damaged

Allied aircraft losses
DB-3M: 14 damaged
DB-3M: 1 destroyed on ground
MBR-2: 6 damaged
MiG-3: 5 damaged
MiG-3: 1 destroyed on ground

Airbase hits 4
Runway hits 3


And

quote:

Morning Air attack on Vladivostok , at 112,46

Weather in hex: Light cloud

Raid detected at 40 NM, estimated altitude 17,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 13 minutes

Japanese aircraft
Ki-49-Ia Helen x 22

Allied aircraft
no flights

No Japanese losses

Allied aircraft losses
MiG-3: 8 damaged
MiG-3: 1 destroyed on ground
DB-3M: 10 damaged
DB-3M: 1 destroyed on ground
R-10: 1 destroyed on ground

Airbase hits 1
Airbase supply hits 1
Runway hits 4


Even Heren Kerrer can hit pranes on glound.

Was my joke so bad you gave up playing?


More probabry Mandrake-san and Sprior-san take another two month vacation then rower Marsian garrison and activate marsians.

Mars garrison wiped out by Martian microbes. Invasion at Grover's Mill imminent.

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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 8/25/2018 2:47:33 PM   
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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 8/25/2018 4:09:16 PM   
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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 8/25/2018 4:21:07 PM   
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ORIGINAL: sprior

Mistah Curchirr is smerry man



Geisha girrs most ah-funny! W.C.s are usuarry smerry. Japanese douburh-entendrah must have been in curricurrum at Haha-Jima.

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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 8/25/2018 4:22:28 PM   
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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 8/26/2018 1:36:55 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Status: offline 		Hai! But-ah first Mandarake-san make-ah pork roast with cherry bourbon sauce. Rittah bit scarrion too. Pork with-ah garric, sart and peppah rub. Absorutearry dericious. Even bettah, when put bourbon in cherry in skirret smerr so good bring back memories of arr of times Mandarake-an drink bourbon...quite a rot of memories. Mandarake-san armost burn off nose by stick in skirret.

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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 8/26/2018 1:56:38 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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<trio of 3 Mavisessess approach at wavetop revah from 3 directions>

Comrade Captain Ivan Ivanovich <which-ah pretty much mean "Ivan son of Ivan": COMRADE HERMSMAN JULIAN! HARD TO PORT!

Comrade Hermsamn Julius Juliusovich: <hesitates a rittah bit because Comrade Hermsamn Julian Julianovich have-ah probrem with directions since rittah boy at V I Rennin Erementarry Schoor in Vradivostock...even wear different corored socks to remind serf...but now..have on four weathah boots so not-ah see socks..but Comrade Captain Ivanovich seem rearry, rearry angary, so have to do something...he spins wheer hard to one side>

Comrade Captain Ivan Ivanovich <which-ah pretty much mean "Ivan son of Ivan": COMRADE JULIUS JULIUSOVICH....F***!

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I give you USSRS Julius ****




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