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RE: Intellectus Ex Nihilo (Wal-Mart on Ice) - 12/20/2018 3:02:39 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Canoerebel

While the game is far more interesting, here's some Sync Bug info. Here I'm loading the next turn that Dave sent. There's an error message. I don't see anything about an 1126a. Is he properly patched?







This indicates the problem. You are using version 1126a and your opponent is using version 1124. You will need to revert back to version 1124 or you will have sync problems. Or Dave could patch to 1126a.

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RE: Intellectus Ex Nihilo (Wal-Mart on Ice) - 12/20/2018 3:15:17 AM   
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They should both just patch up to 1126b, but that's just me.

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RE: Intellectus Ex Nihilo (Wal-Mart on Ice) - 12/20/2018 3:27:12 AM   
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Interesting psychological game. . .

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Where is NEMO?

Or is he helping the other side?

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RE: Intellectus Ex Nihilo (Wal-Mart on Ice) - 12/20/2018 5:21:41 AM   
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I spent an hour trying to log into the Forums tonight. I've been doing this for 18 years, but got 25 consecutive error messages - so many that I eventually concluded that the Matrix site was down with a glitch that might be fixed by the company after a few hours. When I came back three hours later, same issue. So I tried a different password on the long chance that perhaps the one I've used for 18 years isn't actually right....and the "new one" worked.

Compters. And. Me. Hopeless.

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RE: Intellectus Ex Nihilo (Wal-Mart on Ice) - 12/20/2018 5:29:00 AM   
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12/17/41

Wild, Wounded Goose Chase: This was the plan I entered about four hours ago. Then I sat on it to ponder other possibilities. In the end, I concluded this was as good as any and better than most.






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RE: Intellectus Ex Nihilo (Wal-Mart on Ice) - 12/20/2018 5:49:42 AM   
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You gents need soothing reading about things botanical. I wrote this after a hike a few weeks ago:

Symbionts

The toe of a woodland ridge I walk nudges a creek, then ranges up to a shallow gap between two knobs. Lichen-speckled boulders jut from the slanting ridge spine, like gray, humped-back whales broaching sea swells.

If together we walked that ridge, moving among the rocks, and I queried, “Do you know what a lichen is?” you’d nod, pointing to pale-turquoise growth dappling each boulder. If curiosity lingered, you might probe further, inquiring: “But what is a lichen, really?” as once I did.

We know lichens by sight – common plants growing on exposed rock or soil, bark, limbs, gravestones, sidewalks, walls, roofs, and even on other lichens. They’re often papery thin, as if flour and water mixed into paste and brushed on an object were allowed to dry, the edges then folding and scalloping irregularly.

But the science of the matter confounds, for a lichen isn’t a plant at all. It isn’t even an organism.

More precisely, it isn’t a single organism.

An old-timer once explained lichen science to me. A student of natural history and woodland lore, he pointed to a specimen on a boulder and said, “Lichens are a symbiotic relationship [a what?] between an alga and a fungus.”

A lichen, he expounded, is two organisms coexisting, dependent each on the other – an alga using water and minerals absorbed by a fungus to produce food by photosynthesis, which feeds both life forms.

The two organisms can exist independently, as alga and as fungus, but a lichen exists only when they live together, mutually dependent on one another. Scholars dub states of mutuality among living things “symbiosis.” The alga and the fungus are “symbionts.”

Science organizes all known lifeforms into five biological kingdoms. The organisms that make up lichens aren’t from the familiar Plant or Animal Kingdoms, but each of the other three kingdoms is involved. Every lichen consists of a member of the Kingdom Fungi living in association with either a member of the Kingdom Protista or the Kingdom Monera.

Blue-green algae and a fungus comprise many common lichens, creating the faded turquoise coloring – as if the lichens had been exposed to overmuch sunlight – so familiar on northwest Georgia’s rocky ridges. But blue-green alga really isn’t an alga, so it isn’t a member of the Kingdom Protista. It’s cyanobacteria from the Kingdom Monera – bacteria capable of photosynthesis.

Lifeforms from different kingdoms living together symbiotically might be comparable to turtles living in trees, if the two depended one on the other so much that they became as one and were so perceived by mankind.

There are twenty thousand species of lichen (“species” really isn’t the right term since organisms from multiple kingdoms are involved). Lichens are delicate but have adapted to earth’s most hostile environments – tundra, mountains, deserts, and toxic slag heaps. They’re hardy and opportunistic, covering about nine percent of the planet’s surface.

The day my friend asked, “Do know what a lichen is?” as we walked the gnarled-rock spine of Taylors Ridge, I replied, “Sure,” and pointed to a rock colonized by faded turquoise growth illuminated under a cloudless winter sky’s brilliant blueness.

Oh, yes, I could point to a lichen, but I did so without knowing its simple, marvelous complexity.

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RE: Intellectus Ex Nihilo (Wal-Mart on Ice) - 12/20/2018 6:44:56 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Canoerebel

You gents need soothing reading about things botanical. I wrote this after a hike a few weeks ago:

Symbionts

The toe of a woodland ridge I walk nudges a creek, then ranges up to a shallow gap between two knobs. Lichen-speckled boulders jut from the slanting ridge spine, like gray, humped-back whales broaching sea swells.

If together we walked that ridge, moving among the rocks, and I queried, “Do you know what a lichen is?” you’d nod, pointing to pale-turquoise growth dappling each boulder. If curiosity lingered, you might probe further, inquiring: “But what is a lichen, really?” as once I did.

We know lichens by sight – common plants growing on exposed rock or soil, bark, limbs, gravestones, sidewalks, walls, roofs, and even on other lichens. They’re often papery thin, as if flour and water mixed into paste and brushed on an object were allowed to dry, the edges then folding and scalloping irregularly.

But the science of the matter confounds, for a lichen isn’t a plant at all. It isn’t even an organism.

More precisely, it isn’t a single organism.

An old-timer once explained lichen science to me. A student of natural history and woodland lore, he pointed to a specimen on a boulder and said, “Lichens are a symbiotic relationship [a what?] between an alga and a fungus.”

A lichen, he expounded, is two organisms coexisting, dependent each on the other – an alga using water and minerals absorbed by a fungus to produce food by photosynthesis, which feeds both life forms.

The two organisms can exist independently, as alga and as fungus, but a lichen exists only when they live together, mutually dependent on one another. Scholars dub states of mutuality among living things “symbiosis.” The alga and the fungus are “symbionts.”

Science organizes all known lifeforms into five biological kingdoms. The organisms that make up lichens aren’t from the familiar Plant or Animal Kingdoms, but each of the other three kingdoms is involved. Every lichen consists of a member of the Kingdom Fungi living in association with either a member of the Kingdom Protista or the Kingdom Monera.

Blue-green algae and a fungus comprise many common lichens, creating the faded turquoise coloring – as if the lichens had been exposed to overmuch sunlight – so familiar on northwest Georgia’s rocky ridges. But blue-green alga really isn’t an alga, so it isn’t a member of the Kingdom Protista. It’s cyanobacteria from the Kingdom Monera – bacteria capable of photosynthesis.

Lifeforms from different kingdoms living together symbiotically might be comparable to turtles living in trees, if the two depended one on the other so much that they became as one and were so perceived by mankind.

There are twenty thousand species of lichen (“species” really isn’t the right term since organisms from multiple kingdoms are involved). Lichens are delicate but have adapted to earth’s most hostile environments – tundra, mountains, deserts, and toxic slag heaps. They’re hardy and opportunistic, covering about nine percent of the planet’s surface.

The day my friend asked, “Do know what a lichen is?” as we walked the gnarled-rock spine of Taylors Ridge, I replied, “Sure,” and pointed to a rock colonized by faded turquoise growth illuminated under a cloudless winter sky’s brilliant blueness.

Oh, yes, I could point to a lichen, but I did so without knowing its simple, marvelous complexity.


Ok, that cured my insomnia.

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RE: Intellectus Ex Nihilo (Wal-Mart on Ice) - 12/20/2018 12:08:50 PM   
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ORIGINAL: ChuckBerger

Interesting psychological game. You are both now in the position of trying to guess and second-guess what your opponent will do next. Eg, "my obvious move is x, but he knows that, and therefore will probably think I won't do x but rather y or z, and will plan accordingly... unless he's thought this through, and reckons I'll do x after all, precisely because it is the obvious move and therefore unexpected at this point in time ... unless..."



The Princess Bride and the poisoned wine glass.

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RE: Intellectus Ex Nihilo (Wal-Mart on Ice) - 12/20/2018 12:20:20 PM   
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The Princess Bride and the poisoned wine glass.


That was a good scene. But the gentlemen should have dosed himself with the antidote and put it in both glasses!

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RE: Intellectus Ex Nihilo (Wal-Mart on Ice) - 12/20/2018 12:23:03 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Canoerebel

You gents need soothing reading about things botanical. I wrote this after a hike a few weeks ago:

Symbionts

The toe of a woodland ridge I walk nudges a creek, then ranges up to a shallow gap between two knobs. Lichen-speckled boulders jut from the slanting ridge spine, like gray, humped-back whales broaching sea swells.

If together we walked that ridge, moving among the rocks, and I queried, “Do you know what a lichen is?” you’d nod, pointing to pale-turquoise growth dappling each boulder. If curiosity lingered, you might probe further, inquiring: “But what is a lichen, really?” as once I did.

We know lichens by sight – common plants growing on exposed rock or soil, bark, limbs, gravestones, sidewalks, walls, roofs, and even on other lichens. They’re often papery thin, as if flour and water mixed into paste and brushed on an object were allowed to dry, the edges then folding and scalloping irregularly.

But the science of the matter confounds, for a lichen isn’t a plant at all. It isn’t even an organism.

More precisely, it isn’t a single organism.

An old-timer once explained lichen science to me. A student of natural history and woodland lore, he pointed to a specimen on a boulder and said, “Lichens are a symbiotic relationship [a what?] between an alga and a fungus.”

A lichen, he expounded, is two organisms coexisting, dependent each on the other – an alga using water and minerals absorbed by a fungus to produce food by photosynthesis, which feeds both life forms.

The two organisms can exist independently, as alga and as fungus, but a lichen exists only when they live together, mutually dependent on one another. Scholars dub states of mutuality among living things “symbiosis.” The alga and the fungus are “symbionts.”

Science organizes all known lifeforms into five biological kingdoms. The organisms that make up lichens aren’t from the familiar Plant or Animal Kingdoms, but each of the other three kingdoms is involved. Every lichen consists of a member of the Kingdom Fungi living in association with either a member of the Kingdom Protista or the Kingdom Monera.

Blue-green algae and a fungus comprise many common lichens, creating the faded turquoise coloring – as if the lichens had been exposed to overmuch sunlight – so familiar on northwest Georgia’s rocky ridges. But blue-green alga really isn’t an alga, so it isn’t a member of the Kingdom Protista. It’s cyanobacteria from the Kingdom Monera – bacteria capable of photosynthesis.

Lifeforms from different kingdoms living together symbiotically might be comparable to turtles living in trees, if the two depended one on the other so much that they became as one and were so perceived by mankind.

There are twenty thousand species of lichen (“species” really isn’t the right term since organisms from multiple kingdoms are involved). Lichens are delicate but have adapted to earth’s most hostile environments – tundra, mountains, deserts, and toxic slag heaps. They’re hardy and opportunistic, covering about nine percent of the planet’s surface.

The day my friend asked, “Do know what a lichen is?” as we walked the gnarled-rock spine of Taylors Ridge, I replied, “Sure,” and pointed to a rock colonized by faded turquoise growth illuminated under a cloudless winter sky’s brilliant blueness.

Oh, yes, I could point to a lichen, but I did so without knowing its simple, marvelous complexity.



One of the subjects covered on Day 1 of Biology with Professor Sledge "Sledgehammer".

"Iam really lichen today's lecture"

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RE: Intellectus Ex Nihilo (Wal-Mart on Ice) - 12/20/2018 2:08:53 PM   
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Makee, did you take Sledge's class? Were you at Montevallo? If so, you are a most fortunate man!

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RE: Intellectus Ex Nihilo (Wal-Mart on Ice) - 12/20/2018 2:14:58 PM   
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The Wild, Wounded Goose Chase: Fate caught up with her today at Wallis Island.

Lex (and the combat ships ahead of her) somehow made their runs without blundering into Half KB South, which moved a bit NW of Wallis Island. A CL force, probably from the Marshalls, came down and patrolled the Ellice Islands (sinking a DM that had just laid mines), and Half KB North remained up near Canton).

The turn went on and on and on without any KB strikes....untilt he very end of the day, when some Vals sortied against Lex and some others against Indianapolis. Six hits scored on Lex, which hadn't disbanded (she only had to go six hexes, so this is particularly sad). She's still afloat but has 95 FLT and lots of fires and is a gonner. I'll disband her tomorrow, so that Dave has to dig her out, but this chase is over.

Indianapolis wasn't hit. The Kiwi CLs also hung close and weren't hit. They'll flee tomorrow.

I have alot of shipping disbanded and hope that Dave's first thought will be to finally move away. It probably won't. This guys will dig them out too. So I'll have to think and work.

One word from Dave when he sent the turn would have ruined an awesomely tense turn.

"Finally."

That's why having opponents who don't tip things via email is critical to an Allied player's ability to enjoy the drama of the game.

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RE: Intellectus Ex Nihilo (Wal-Mart on Ice) - 12/20/2018 2:49:05 PM   
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I usually tell my opponent to make sure and not drink coffee during the replay. He knows something is happening, but not whether it's good or bad.

Wouldn't want him to ruin his computer.

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RE: Intellectus Ex Nihilo (Wal-Mart on Ice) - 12/20/2018 3:01:45 PM   
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I don't want the slightest hint of what's coming. It's far more fun if it's just completely a surprise. Erik and Dave are meticulous in not tipping anything, which I appreciate a lot.

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RE: Intellectus Ex Nihilo (Wal-Mart on Ice) - 12/20/2018 3:13:12 PM   
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I agree. I usually try not too reveal too much in my email interactions, especially as the Japanese player. As an allied player, I HATE when my opponent tells me what happened in the turn I just received.

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RE: Intellectus Ex Nihilo (Wal-Mart on Ice) - 12/20/2018 3:27:54 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Canoerebel
Six hits scored on Lex, which hadn't disbanded (she only had to go six hexes, so this is particularly sad). She's still afloat but has 95 FLT and lots of fires and is a gonner. I'll disband her tomorrow, so that Dave has to dig her out, but this chase is over.



BBFanboy posted this in my aar:

"Watching thousands of TFs approach port over the years I note that more often than not they end up in the hex next to the port, even when they appear to have enough movement hexes left to enter the port. Near as I can figure, the game requires one whole phase to enter port from the adjacent hex - i.e. if it is not in the adjacent hex at the end of the night naval movement phase, it won't enter port on the day naval movement phase. If it does enter port, it seems to do very little in terms of unloading or disbanding until the next phase. I suppose this is an abstraction of having to slow down for other traffic around the port and waiting for a pilot to take the ships in. "

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RE: Intellectus Ex Nihilo (Wal-Mart on Ice) - 12/20/2018 5:07:45 PM   
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Sad news about the Lady. Well, at least you can offload the planes and save Sherman by replacing him with a Commander Binghamton or his ilk.

I don't know about requiring a full phase to enter the port, I have seen escort TFs frequently enter and disband in the port.

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RE: Intellectus Ex Nihilo (Wal-Mart on Ice) - 12/20/2018 5:10:40 PM   
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ORIGINAL: BillBrown

This indicates the problem. You are using version 1126a and your opponent is using version 1124. You will need to revert back to version 1124 or you will have sync problems. Or Dave could patch to 1126a.


As I mentioned (although it may have been lost in the post shuffle), there was at least one occasion where the letter associated with the version number did not make it into this error message and it may have been one of these versions CR is using. Really need to compare the main game screen that shows the full version number because of that.

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RE: Intellectus Ex Nihilo (Wal-Mart on Ice) - 12/20/2018 5:15:59 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Canoerebel

12/18/41

The Wild, Wounded Goose Chase: Fate caught up with her today at Wallis Island.

Lex (and the combat ships ahead of her) somehow made their runs without blundering into Half KB South, which moved a bit NW of Wallis Island. A CL force, probably from the Marshalls, came down and patrolled the Ellice Islands (sinking a DM that had just laid mines), and Half KB North remained up near Canton).

The turn went on and on and on without any KB strikes....untilt he very end of the day, when some Vals sortied against Lex and some others against Indianapolis. Six hits scored on Lex, which hadn't disbanded (she only had to go six hexes, so this is particularly sad). She's still afloat but has 95 FLT and lots of fires and is a gonner. I'll disband her tomorrow, so that Dave has to dig her out, but this chase is over.

Indianapolis wasn't hit. The Kiwi CLs also hung close and weren't hit. They'll flee tomorrow.

I have alot of shipping disbanded and hope that Dave's first thought will be to finally move away. It probably won't. This guys will dig them out too. So I'll have to think and work.

One word from Dave when he sent the turn would have ruined an awesomely tense turn.

"Finally."

That's why having opponents who don't tip things via email is critical to an Allied player's ability to enjoy the drama of the game.



In my experience, you can only rely on ships auto-disbanding before the air phase if they only have to move one movement phase's worth of movement or less. The auto-disband seems to occur after the air phases if the TF reaches the target during the day's second movement phase.

Since Lex had to do more than that (I think? It sounded like your last report on her full speed was 4 or 5 hexes) then I'm sadly unsurprised she didn't disband before the strikes.


As to spoiling the turn, if there's a hint (especially when I'm conducting offensive ops), it makes me many times less likely to load and run the turn in a timely manner. And when I do so, I will load Tracker first without watching the replay because if it's half-spoiled already then I want to go into it with a full view of what actually occurred instead of just "my opponent made it clear the doodoo hit the fan a little bit here but I don't know if that means I lost 50 fighters or an entire CV TF or an entire division before they landed." For me, it's not about enjoying the drama - it's about avoiding any drama.

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RE: Intellectus Ex Nihilo (Wal-Mart on Ice) - 12/20/2018 6:10:42 PM   
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Farewell Lex.






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RE: Intellectus Ex Nihilo (Wal-Mart on Ice) - 12/20/2018 6:10:45 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Zorch
Ok, that cured my insomnia.



I'm here to serve!

Here's another, written after a hike in the Cohutta Wilderness on October 5. This one is moving, sweet, and expressive in an eloquent, vibrant, and surprisingly elegant way:

STRANGELY NAMED

Highland folk called it Black Mountain Road
and named a bend where it fell (or rose)
after a mishap that oddly bestowed
a meaning only one living man knows.

A highlander once told that man a tale
of cleaning a woods boar, slain for a meal,
he threw its cod-piece and watched it sail,
and spin ‘round a limb, a grisly pinwheel.

The highlander said that he’d never seen
a discarded cod-piece hit the ground
it always snagged someplace in between,
then circled, making a bush-rattling sound.

That highlander, speaking with old-timey verve,
revealed the meaning of Possum Cod Curve.

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RE: Intellectus Ex Nihilo (Wal-Mart on Ice) - 12/20/2018 7:03:25 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Canoerebel

quote:

ORIGINAL: Zorch
Ok, that cured my insomnia.



I'm here to serve!

Here's another, written after a hike in the Cohutta Wilderness on October 5. This one is moving, sweet, and expressive in an eloquent, vibrant, and surprisingly elegant way:

STRANGELY NAMED

Highland folk called it Black Mountain Road
and named a bend where it fell (or rose)
after a mishap that oddly bestowed
a meaning only one living man knows.

A highlander once told that man a tale
of cleaning a woods boar, slain for a meal,
he threw its cod-piece and watched it sail,
and spin ‘round a limb, a grisly pinwheel.

The highlander said that he’d never seen
a discarded cod-piece hit the ground
it always snagged someplace in between,
then circled, making a bush-rattling sound.

That highlander, speaking with old-timey verve,
revealed the meaning of Possum Cod Curve.


Vogon poetry is a variety of poetry, often considered to be one of the worst in the universe, and often used by the Vogons as a torture method, as it causes physical pain to the hearer - it's that bad. A notable example of this was when they tortured Ford Prefect and Arthur Dent after the Dentrassis let them hitchhike onto the ship.

Vogon poetry is, of course, the third worst in the universe. The second worst is that of the Azgoths of Kria. During a recitation by their poet master Grunthos the Flatulent of his poem "Ode to a Small Lump of Green Putty I Found in My Armpit One Midsummer Morning," four of the audience members died of internal haemorrhaging and the president of the Mid-Galactic Arts Nobbling Council survived only by gnawing one of his own legs off. Grunthos was reported to have been "disappointed" by the poem's reception and was about to embark on a reading of his 12-book epic entitled "My Favourite Bathtime Gurgles" when his own large intestine - in a desperate attempt to save life itself - leapt straight up through his neck and throttled his brain. The very worst poetry of all perished along with its creator, Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings of Sussex, in the destruction of the planet Earth. Vogon poetry is mild by comparison.

An Example

Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturations are to me,(with big yawning)
As plurdled gabbleblotchits,
On a lurgid bee,
That mordiously hath blurted out,
Its earted jurtles, grumbling
Into a rancid festering confectious organ squealer. [drowned out by moaning and screaming]
Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustles,
Are slurping hagrilly up the axlegrurts,
And living glupules frart and stipulate,
Like jowling meated liverslime,
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes,
And hooptiously drangle me,
With crinkly bindlewurdles,mashurbitries.
Or else I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,
See if I don't!
(I probably won't!)

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RE: Intellectus Ex Nihilo (Wal-Mart on Ice) - 12/20/2018 7:08:13 PM   
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What's this about mashurbiting?

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RE: Intellectus Ex Nihilo (Wal-Mart on Ice) - 12/20/2018 7:09:01 PM   
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P.S. I haven't run the turn yet but plan to do so before leaving the office. So I should have an image of the disastrous day available for viewing in two or three hours, you rubbernecking gee-haws.

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RE: Intellectus Ex Nihilo (Wal-Mart on Ice) - 12/20/2018 7:16:57 PM   
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Makee, did you take Sledge's class? Were you at Montevallo? If so, you are a most fortunate man!


Yes, to both. I had many classes under him and I worked for him as a lab assistant.

He took me and others to see Bald Eagles at Lake Guntersville, that was the first time to see a eagle for me. For Field Zoology he took us on trips around Montevallo. On one such trip, as we walked down the trail he rushed ahead of us students and picked up a pristine hawk feather. I jokingly accused him of having come out there that morning and planting the feather.

Once I was sitting out side the back of the Science Building with Patricia Rembert, adorable - red hair/green eyes, Sledge came out the door, he walked home, and he said to me "You better watch out, those things are deadly!".

Got a lot of memories of him. One of my favorites is him explaining to us his theory that there no such thing as "Positive Feedback" in biological systems. There is only "Negative Feedback" and.... "As Designed" I guess is the best way to put it.

If he was on the forums, he would be banned every few weeks.

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RE: Intellectus Ex Nihilo (Wal-Mart on Ice) - 12/20/2018 7:56:35 PM   
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Well, dang, MakeeLearn. What a great story and experience. You rubbed shoulders with a legend, although he didn't think of himself that way. He was just a 'Bama boy lucky enough to survive a war. To the rest of us, he was walking history.

Goes to show that every person has a story. If you and Sledge had lived in Georgia, instead of across the state line, I'd be begging you to write a story about Sledge. Or I'd write one about the both of you, and I'd be sure to include the comment about "those things are deadly!"

And they are, as we all know!

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RE: Intellectus Ex Nihilo (Wal-Mart on Ice) - 12/20/2018 8:40:04 PM   
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Well, dang, MakeeLearn. What a great story and experience. You rubbed shoulders with a legend, although he didn't think of himself that way. He was just a 'Bama boy lucky enough to survive a war. To the rest of us, he was walking history.

Goes to show that every person has a story. If you and Sledge had lived in Georgia, instead of across the state line, I'd be begging you to write a story about Sledge. Or I'd write one about the both of you, and I'd be sure to include the comment about "those things are deadly!"

And they are, as we all know!


He was my wingman, he help break the ice by making her laugh and smile.

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RE: Intellectus Ex Nihilo (Wal-Mart on Ice) - 12/20/2018 10:29:07 PM   
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SoPac: A roaming IJN CL/DD force sinks DM Sicard, just after she lays mines at one of the Ellice Islands.

The long effort to save Lex, including efforts to distract Dave or to clutter his radar screen, has cost me a lot of other ships. To this point its mainly been small vessels, but the cumulative cost is meaningful.

In contrast, the Allies have only molested enemy vessels (a few AOs, two AMCs) without sinking any.

The only thing this has really cost Dave is to keep KB tied up for a week or ten days, but perhaps he can make use of that by reconfiguring her future plans to include nearby SoPac or SWPac objectives.





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RE: Intellectus Ex Nihilo (Wal-Mart on Ice) - 12/20/2018 10:30:20 PM   
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The Wild Goose Chase: It is very hard to see this epic chase end on a sour note. All you players know the sting of losing a good CV. But the remarkable nature of the chase actually makes me feel better rather than worse (as I had feared, as noted yesterday). Lex did something worth remembering. She didn't die meekly in the opening hours of the war, when she took two torps and was boxed in. She surprised and nearly escaped and led Dave on a chase he won't forget either. Sad, yes. Epic, yes. Fun? Oh, yeah!




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RE: Intellectus Ex Nihilo (Wal-Mart on Ice) - 12/20/2018 11:59:47 PM   
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Well, now you have a battle cry for the rest of the game. Remember the Lex...

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