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Marine Phenomena - 12/13/2019 10:46:35 PM

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Just when you thought it was safe to go to the beach ...

https://globalnews.ca/video/6294373/penis-fish-phallic-shaped-worms-exposed-on-california-beach/

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RE: Marine Phenomena - 12/14/2019 12:25:42 AM

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Just when you thought it was safe to go to the beach ...

https://globalnews.ca/video/6294373/penis-fish-phallic-shaped-worms-exposed-on-california-beach/

How did I know that it would be BBfanboy posting news about the penis fish beaching here?

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RE: Marine Phenomena - 12/14/2019 1:02:47 AM

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Can they be transplanted?

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RE: Marine Phenomena - 12/14/2019 1:35:24 AM

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Can they be transplanted?

I think Chickenboy is gathering them all up so he can sell them at engorged prices ... hurry and get yours!

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RE: Marine Phenomena - 12/14/2019 1:42:14 AM

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Just when you thought it was safe to go to the beach ...

https://globalnews.ca/video/6294373/penis-fish-phallic-shaped-worms-exposed-on-california-beach/

How did I know that it would be BBfanboy posting news about the penis fish beaching here?

I never even knew there was such a critter before, so can you imagine how bizarre that news seems to a dry land guy living in the middle of a continent?
Besides, it's about beaches and marine life so it belongs on this forum.

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RE: Marine Phenomena - 12/14/2019 2:12:29 AM

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ORIGINAL: BBfanboy

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ORIGINAL: BBfanboy

Just when you thought it was safe to go to the beach ...

https://globalnews.ca/video/6294373/penis-fish-phallic-shaped-worms-exposed-on-california-beach/

How did I know that it would be BBfanboy posting news about the penis fish beaching here?

I never even knew there was such a critter before, so can you imagine how bizarre that news seems to a dry land guy living in the middle of a continent?
Besides, it's about beaches and marine life so it belongs on this forum.

Hmm...beaches and marines...if the Japanese had made vagina shaped mines every US invasion would have been stopped at the water's edge.

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RE: Marine Phenomena - 12/14/2019 2:26:53 AM

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Can they be transplanted?

Why? Should be a losing deal - they are only 10 inches long

Or are gorns found wanting so much in that department?

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RE: Marine Phenomena - 12/14/2019 1:17:46 PM

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What an enormous breach of double-entendre! This matter has been referred to the AE Kangaroo Court.

Speaking of which, I had the greatest "That's what she said!" moment of my life a few days ago. I was paying for a drink at our local Chick-fil-A with my chip-card. The transaction wasn't complete because of the placement of the card. The young lady looked at me and said, "I think You need to slip it in further."

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RE: Marine Phenomena - 12/14/2019 4:13:16 PM

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What an enormous breach of double-entendre! This matter has been referred to the AE Kangaroo Court.

Speaking of which, I had the greatest "That's what she said!" moment of my life a few days ago. I was paying for a drink at our local Chick-fil-A with my chip-card. The transaction wasn't complete because of the placement of the card. The young lady looked at me and said, "I think You need to slip it in further."

Were you able to keep your composure?

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RE: Marine Phenomena - 12/14/2019 5:26:35 PM

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What an enormous breach of double-entendre! This matter has been referred to the AE Kangaroo Court.

Speaking of which, I had the greatest "That's what she said!" moment of my life a few days ago. I was paying for a drink at our local Chick-fil-A with my chip-card. The transaction wasn't complete because of the placement of the card. The young lady looked at me and said, "I think You need to slip it in further."

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RE: Marine Phenomena - 12/14/2019 6:25:04 PM

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What an enormous breach of double-entendre! This matter has been referred to the AE Kangaroo Court.

Speaking of which, I had the greatest "That's what she said!" moment of my life a few days ago. I was paying for a drink at our local Chick-fil-A with my chip-card. The transaction wasn't complete because of the placement of the card. The young lady looked at me and said, "I think You need to slip it in further."

I'm not sure I'd want to emphasize the need to 'slip it in further' or 'is it in all the way?' YMMV of course, but I'm just sayin'.

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RE: Marine Phenomena - 12/14/2019 8:35:49 PM

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This is a very interesting and penetrating analysis of Marine life......

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RE: Marine Phenomena - 12/14/2019 8:38:36 PM

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Dunno, Dr. Hal. Personally, it appeared as though the analysis was flaccid and all washed up on shore.

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RE: Marine Phenomena - 12/14/2019 10:56:36 PM

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Dunno, Dr. Hal. Personally, it appeared as though the analysis was flaccid and all washed up on shore.

But at least not yet rotten and stinking.

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RE: Marine Phenomena - 12/14/2019 11:02:10 PM

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Now, about this ...

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RE: Marine Phenomena - 12/14/2019 11:04:47 PM

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Now, about this ...

What exactly is he trying to do to that giant salamander?

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RE: Marine Phenomena - 12/15/2019 6:55:11 PM

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Just when you thought it was safe to go to the beach ...

https://globalnews.ca/video/6294373/penis-fish-phallic-shaped-worms-exposed-on-california-beach/

Can you use them for a banzai charge?

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RE: Marine Phenomena - 12/16/2019 12:50:13 AM

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Just when you thought it was safe to go to the beach ...

https://globalnews.ca/video/6294373/penis-fish-phallic-shaped-worms-exposed-on-california-beach/

Can you use them for a banzai charge?

I think you have to soak them in a solution of sildenafil citrate for that to work.

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RE: Marine Phenomena - 12/16/2019 12:56:08 AM

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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

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ORIGINAL: BBfanboy

Just when you thought it was safe to go to the beach ...

https://globalnews.ca/video/6294373/penis-fish-phallic-shaped-worms-exposed-on-california-beach/

Can you use them for a banzai charge?

I think you have to soak them in a solution of sildenafil citrate for that to work.