RangerJoe
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Joined: 11/16/2015 From: My Mother, although my Father had some small part. Status: offline
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ORIGINAL: Lowpe Merry Christmas, Happy New Year, Happy Holidays!!! We had lots of Family, and when you get to our age, the kids return home for the Holidays spending half on one side of the family and the other with their spouse's side. No grandchildren yet, but we did have a 9 month old white German Shepherd for Christmas....forget how much work a puppy is. But, now the war is back on, sent the turn out this morning...looking to make some more daring intercepts in this bloodbath of a game! I am glad that you had a nice Christmas with your family. I hope that you have a good New Years as well. As far as grandchildren go, spoil them and give them lots of chocolate - just before they leave. it is called getting even. I read about an elderly gentleman who had a few married children but none had given him any grandchildren yet. They all kept giving him excuses. He had them all for dinner one night, they were all sleeping over, and as he was saying the prayer before dinner, he said something like "And I thank you for your generosity so that I could put one million dollars into a trust fund for the child who gives me my first grandchild." When he finished the prayer, he looked up and saw that he was the only one at the table. For some strange reason, all of his children and their spouses had already left the table.
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Seek peace but keep your gun handy. I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing! “Illegitemus non carborundum est (“Don’t let the bastards grind you down”).” ― Julia Child
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