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An observation on Patch silliness - 10/28/2004 12:37:00 PM   
von Murrin


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Status: offline 		After reading the various threads posted by desperate men (yes, I even read the political stuff as it will disappear after 1.3 hits the lines), I've had an epiphany.

Folks, this goofy business is why "normal" people think us a wee bit unhinged.

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RE: An observation on Patch silliness - 10/28/2004 12:46:32 PM   
Halsey

 

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I just need a (the) fix!

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RE: An observation on Patch silliness - 10/28/2004 12:51:40 PM   
von Murrin


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Status: offline 		Then what are you doing smoking and drinking?! You know very well that WITP unpatched is the only thing that will help until the patch itself arrives... For shame!

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RE: An observation on Patch silliness - 10/28/2004 1:08:56 PM   
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Status: offline 		I've given up most of my vices as I've gotten older. Wargaming, caffeine, and nicotine aren't among them!

When asked at the Bureau of Motor Vehicles if I wanted to be a donor. I had to tell them that noboby was going to want any organ from me when I was done with it.

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RE: An observation on Patch silliness - 10/28/2004 1:20:59 PM   
von Murrin


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"The average human organ system is designed to run approximately 29,000 days. I bought mine used."

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RE: An observation on Patch silliness - 10/28/2004 1:29:43 PM   
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That's great!

< Message edited by Halsey -- 10/28/2004 6:22:52 AM >

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RE: An observation on Patch silliness - 10/28/2004 2:45:55 PM   
Tophat

 

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Status: offline 		Interesting........so is the patch out yet?

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RE: An observation on Patch silliness - 10/28/2004 2:48:32 PM   
Halsey

 

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Status: offline 		October 28th, but don't hold your breath. They never said what year.

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RE: An observation on Patch silliness - 10/28/2004 3:35:02 PM   
drw61


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Status: offline 		The 28th, lets see, thats TODAY!!!! I'm one of those desperate men, I took the day off.....

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RE: An observation on Patch silliness - 10/28/2004 4:13:32 PM   
rhondabrwn


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ORIGINAL: drw61

The 28th, lets see, thats TODAY!!!! I'm one of those desperate men, I took the day off.....


No, they said their crew would be back from Germany on the 28th... and NOW they can begin to work on getting the install properly setup and tested (except for the effects of jet lag... oops).

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RE: An observation on Patch silliness - 10/28/2004 5:23:18 PM   
Halsey

 

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RE: An observation on Patch silliness - 10/28/2004 5:28:07 PM   
Tophat

 

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RE: An observation on Patch silliness - 10/28/2004 8:30:16 PM   
fbastos


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< Message edited by fbastos -- 10/28/2004 6:30:54 PM >

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RE: An observation on Patch silliness - 10/28/2004 9:05:00 PM   
UncleBuck

 

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UB

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RE: An observation on Patch silliness - 10/28/2004 10:03:41 PM   
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"Do they know it's Christmas Time at all?"



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RE: An observation on Patch silliness - 10/28/2004 11:12:12 PM   
Tophat

 

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RE: An observation on Patch silliness - 10/28/2004 11:59:37 PM   
freeboy

 

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Status: offline 		I remember biting at the bit when the next BIN release was postponed from the FIRST quarter to being out in wat early September? Now I'm fat and happy with it, RTW and my very playable WITP
so stop it already ok you can whin some more, I was pissed when Ron's weak Chinese unit JUMPED over my attacking JAp infantry Division cutting its line of supply
WWWAAAA HHHHH

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RE: An observation on Patch silliness - 10/29/2004 12:31:02 AM   
Onime No Kyo


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Halsey

I've given up most of my vices as I've gotten older. Wargaming, caffeine, and nicotine aren't among them!

When asked at the Bureau of Motor Vehicles if I wanted to be a donor. I had to tell them that noboby was going to want any organ from me when I was done with it.


Hate to ask what your other vices are.

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RE: An observation on Patch silliness - 10/29/2004 1:01:54 AM   
Pustov

 

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RE: An observation on Patch silliness - 10/29/2004 2:28:54 AM   
Halsey

 

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Status: offline 		The rule for learning about life is this: "Try anything once, except incest".

Trying to be politcally correct. I don't want to offend anyone in the gay community.

< Message edited by Halsey -- 10/28/2004 6:36:44 PM >

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RE: An observation on Patch silliness - 10/29/2004 2:33:52 AM   
fbastos


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The rule for learning about life is this: "Try anything once, except incest".


ANYTHING????

Oh my God!!!

At least one thing I will NEVER NEVER NEVER try. You know, it's the old story: there is an ex-star, ex-alcoholic, ex-rich, ex-drug addict, ex-handsome, ex-convict...

... but I never heard of an ex-gay!

Forbidden terrain, Highlander.

F.

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RE: An observation on Patch silliness - 10/29/2004 4:15:35 AM   
von Murrin


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ORIGINAL: Halsey

The rule for learning about life is this: "Try anything once, except incest".

Trying to be politcally correct. I don't want to offend anyone in the gay community.


Since you liked my other little quip, I'll share a different take on the "try anything once" maxim that I overheard several years ago:

"Try anything once, except sex. Because if you try it even once, you're the one who gets screwed in the end."

That was a senior NCO giving advice on girls to a PFC.

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RE: An observation on Patch silliness - 10/29/2004 5:15:23 AM   
Halsey

 

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RE: An observation on Patch silliness - 10/29/2004 5:20:33 AM   
Mike Scholl

 

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RE: An observation on Patch silliness - 10/29/2004 5:27:05 AM   
Halsey

 

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Status: offline 		I am amazed by all the wisdom that is coming from these off-topic threads. We have a lot to be thankful for. If we weren't waiting for the latest patch, we would be gaming instead!

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RE: An observation on Patch silliness - 10/29/2004 5:40:08 AM   
Onime No Kyo


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quote:

ORIGINAL: von Murrin

quote:

ORIGINAL: Halsey

The rule for learning about life is this: "Try anything once, except incest".

Trying to be politcally correct. I don't want to offend anyone in the gay community.


Since you liked my other little quip, I'll share a different take on the "try anything once" maxim that I overheard several years ago:

"Try anything once, except sex. Because if you try it even once, you're the one who gets screwed in the end."

That was a senior NCO giving advice on girls to a PFC.


I resent that! By the time I made PFC I had already gotten laid. Heck, when I made Cpl. I had gotten laid at least twice.

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RE: An observation on Patch silliness - 10/29/2004 5:51:25 AM   
Tophat

 

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Patch ready yet?????

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RE: An observation on Patch silliness - 10/29/2004 5:59:21 AM   
RUPD3658


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ORIGINAL: Mike Scholl

Marraige is the only form of Prostitution sanctioned by the State..., and for which
a Judge will award the Hooker half your income for the rest of your life.



Marrying for the sex is like buying the fast food restaraunt for the free ketsup packets.

Or as my father put it "A man is not complete until he gets married...then he is finished"

Must be alot of us divorced guys in this forum. How may have WiTP widows out there?

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RE: An observation on Patch silliness - 10/29/2004 6:01:05 AM   
Halsey

 

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Quote: "Aren't we all gay at heart? I just happen to be a lesbian trapped in a male body".

< Message edited by Halsey -- 10/28/2004 10:04:23 PM >

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RE: An observation on Patch silliness - 10/29/2004 6:38:50 AM   
Pustov

 

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ORIGINAL: Mike Scholl

Marraige is the only form of Prostitution sanctioned by the State..., and for which
a Judge will award the Hooker half your income for the rest of your life.


I agree....Right on the wet spot.

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