ColinWright
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Anyway, on to the cause of our war. I don't see any revanchist upsurge in the North sixty five years after the defeat at Gettysburg as being especially likely - not as a sole cause, anyway. Naturally, a lingering desire to have a rematch would influence many, but... I'm starting to like West Texas as the spark in my Caribbean-oriented South concept. First off, I have the impression those cowboys were as often Yankees as Southerners -- certainly the trail was celebrated as a place where Yankee and Rebel mingled in amity and equality. Secondly, the economic ties are going to be with the North, not with the South. Every year, those drovers are going to go up to Colorado, Kansas, Nebraska, talk to Yankee businessmen, meet nice girls from Iowa... They'll be Yankeefied. At any rate, tied to the South as much by the accident of being part of Texas as by any real ties of either interest or culture. Then comes oil. Gee, where DO the oilmen come from? The heart of all evil...Ohio. The Yankeefication of West Texas deepens. The situation becomes analogous to that obtaining in the Boer Republics before the Boer War. The ostensible, 'native' Texas government will be viewed with impatience and a creeping lack of loyalty by a population that is often Yankee or wouldn't especially object to becoming Yankee -- just as British gold miners in the Boer Republic had little patience for being ruled by a lot of Dutch farmers. So we've got a bomb on our hands. The Northern military of course realizes the value of the oil. Their pro-West Texan sentiments are nicely tinged with self-interest. At some point, trade war breaks out between the South and the North. This is fine with the rest of the South -- but doesn't sit at all well with the West Texans. Half of them are Yankees to begin with, they've no market for their cattle, and grant notwithstanding, most Texas oil is naturally going to flow to New York. Now it doesn't. In the North, gas prices do the same number they did during the oil embargo. Even worse, so do meat prices. They're starving our children (and what a great chance to get that oil). Insurrection breaks out in West Texas. The Southern government moves to suppress it. Northern newspapers start working overtime to crank out atrocity stories. Southerners insist it's all the work of Yankee agitators... April 23, 1930. South declares embargo on trade with North in response to northern tariffs on Central American coffee. June 17, protest march in Waco turns violent. Newspapers in Chicago report 'slaughter.' Two later confirmed as dead. June 25. As unrest worsens, governor of Texas appeals for CSA troops. July 7. 3rd Havana Gendarmarie arrive in Waco. July 9. Chicago Tribune decries 'Nigger occupation troops.' July 17. Company of Gendarmarie, surrounded by mob, opens fire. Unfortunately, they had a machine gun. 47 killed. July 28. US President Turner meets with delegation of protestors demanding intervention. August 10. CSA rejects Northern demands that it conduct a plebescite under US observation as 'an intolerable infringement upon our sovereignity.' CSA delegate's remark that 'you would think they had stopped Pickett' generally viewed as unfortunate. August 24. CSA demands US stop arms smuggling into Texas. US says it refuses to prevent anyone from exercising his rights as a free citizen. August 25. CSA mobilizes. USA mobilizes. General MacArthur intones, 'we must have oil within six months or we will lose the war without a shot being fired.' Senator Heeber of the Manifest Destiny Party demands that President Turner 'act before it is too late.' August 28. US Destroyer depth-charges CSA Submarine Cabo San Lucas after alleged torpedo attack. September 3. 'Topeka incident.' Alleged Confederate attack on 'Radio Free Texas.' Six bodies in CSA uniforms produced for press. September 5. In stormy session, USA Congress declares war.
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