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200!

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200!

Ok, so I’m at the market in SoCal, land of flakes sushi, and the checkout gal is talking to a friend about some kind of crème brule French toast thing (hmmm …) and how you gotta use lots of eggs – don’t know how many eggs, but a lot of eggs – and a half a cup of Karo syrup …

Wait a minute … Karo Syrup? Kay Row Surp !! ?? This is the millennium, Aunt Jemimah is a fox, PC is almost the law of the land, and somebody’s still using Karo Syrup?

So it’s my turn, and I pull up and smile at the gal and say, “Pardon me Miss, but you must be from Alabama.”

“Why,” she says, “howevah did you know?”

Hope you liked the story Kelley. Love ya anyway. A very happy Thanksgiving season to you and all of yours. God bless. Go Gators.

Ciao. John

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Did somebody say 'wager' ????[;)]
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1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 'Never' is right. We usually drink beforehand.
2. Its considered poor taste to take a cooler to church. Especially when your father is the preacher.
3. While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this is a job that should be done in private using one's own truck keys. We just invented the Q-tip! It's on the internet now - check it out.
4. Always offer to bait your date's hook, especially on the first date. Or skin the doe.
5. Establish with your date’s parents what time she is expected back. If they say "Monday" it is your responsibility to get her to school on time. That almost falls into the category of 'Legally Married in View of the State' around here....