Cap Mandrake -> Fun and Games in the South China Sea (7/30/2006 4:17:52 AM)
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ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo I demand an update, Mandrake! [:@] <phone answering machine> Cap Mandrake overindulged last night, celebrating his successes in the campaign so far. His head is now the size of a Zeppelin and he is trying to find a hanger big enough to store it in. Please leave your message now...<beep>. Two really cute waitresses handing out free champaigne as you step on board, then free drinks on the reception deck(pouring Tanqueray and the like) with a really cute bartender (female [:)]), then free drinks on foredeck to watch the sunset and ogle the fantastic houses, flirt, blah, blah, blah, then back to the reception deck for a toast/appreciation speech which entails drinking, of course, then dinner with 2 varieties of wines for the various courses, then back to the reception deck for cognac, desert and coffee (5 cups), then, when finally leaving the parting gift is a bottle of Veuve Clicquot Ponsardin Champagne (I have a feeling its kind of pricey), then back to the car and drive really, really carefully. Life in the US Navy doesn't seem bad at all. The God Damned coffee gave me a headache though. Oh yeah....the POW went on a pleasure Cruise of the South China Sea. The Admiralty may want a reimbursement of the fuel costs, but nobody is going to complain about the rate of expenditure of main gun ammo [:-] HMS Danae is hurt bad and may not make it. The invasion of Kuching seems to have been turned back for now. I'm not sure, but I think some of the ships diverted to Miri. [image]local://upfiles/7983/1F4AD20076414685883CA57D1578E718.jpg[/image]
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