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06 Maestro -> RE: Jokes about weapons (11/25/2007 7:33:23 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Son_of_Montfort

What does "Maginot Line" mean in French?

"Speed bump ahead."

SoM




Low blow, but funny.




105mm Howitzer -> RE: Jokes about weapons (11/26/2007 8:09:22 AM)

No no, it's backwards-subtle, you see....The seriousness of the answer concerning French a useless French fortification, compounded by the fact tha tI used ridiculous words such as " Staff officers and French Army all in one"...You do see it, yes no? [&:]
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ORIGINAL: Son_of_Montfort


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ORIGINAL: 105mm Howitzer

I believe it was named for the defense minister who authorized it's construction. Wasn't greeted with enthusiasm by all staff officers in the French Army. ( among them was DeGaule)


LOL... that is almost as funny as the Joke. 105mm, this is a joke thread. The "Question" was, "What does Maginot Line mean in French?" and the "answer" was "Speed Bump Ahead."

Admittedly, not a GOOD joke... but looks like you need to comb your hair a little higher to catch it from flying over! [:'(]

SoM





Kuokkanen -> RE: Jokes about weapons (11/28/2007 12:27:03 PM)

I just found this:
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LYRAN PROBLEM SOLVING: Sending a Hauptmann to jump on the problem repeatedly.

Hauptmann is 95 ton OmniMech made by Lyran Alliance, and it's jump capable [X(]




String -> RE: Jokes about weapons (11/28/2007 12:43:58 PM)

We have several in the estonian defence forces about the soviet 9mm PM (Makarov) pistol.

It's often called nine shots and an accurate/precise throw. They also say that when you're being shot at with a PM run away in a straight line. If you zig-zag you might end up in front of some of the bullets.. [:-]




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