|
Dixie -> RE: THE THREAD!!! (7/8/2008 6:31:36 PM)
|
'olidays are brilliant, aren't they? They last two weeks. Two weeks! Or
one if you want. Or even just a weekend. It dunt ma'er. Or if you've got
time - a month! But maybe that's too long, eh? Anyway, the whole
point of 'em is, that you don't 'ave to go to work! If you've got a job,
that, is. Huh! An' you can go t' foreign countries - any of 'em you like,
like... France! Or that other one. Huh! An' you go on a plane. Planes
are brilliant aren't they? Imagine what 'olidays must be like without 'em.
Huh! To get to France would take, like, years and years - an' you'd 'ave
'ad to swim the channel with your suitcases. An' your pyjamas would
'ave got all wet! Huh! But it's ?? no more?? cos you can get on a
plane - and that's brilliant! An' some of 'em now go faster than the speed
o' sound which is really brilliant! Cos that means, before you went, you
could like, shout "hello!", and when you got there, if you really, really,
listened, you could probably 'ear yourself far off an' distant, like, "hello!".
Like an echo, "hello!". Aren't echoes brilliant! They're not a modern
invention - you just shout an' it comes back exactly t'same. You don't
'ave to do owt - the mountain does it all for ya! Some mountains are
volcanoes, and they really are brilliant. See? Volcano - brilliant!
Flooding - fantastic! Great big flames - brilliant! Lightning - brilliant!
Forest fires - yeah! TORNADOES! THEY'RE BRILLIANT! BEST! SOUND!
AMAZIN'!
|
|
|
|
