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Knavey -> I QUIT!!!! (2/4/2009 2:11:22 AM)
Matrix has screwed up my Cheap Dunk Shoes! I should be able to slam dunk from the top of the key, and I can't get 12" off the ground. No way this could happen in real life!

Quixote -> RE: I QUIT!!!! (2/4/2009 2:17:15 AM)
Given the average age on the forum, I thought those shoes were supposed to help us dunk doughnuts...

Coach Z -> RE: I QUIT!!!! (2/4/2009 2:19:11 AM)
Knavey I feel your pain......

Knavey -> RE: I QUIT!!!! (2/4/2009 2:20:26 AM)
HA! I have never been able to dunk even when I was a teenager, and guarantee no Cheap Dunk Shoes (except maybe those shoes from Back to the Future 2) are going to be able to get my big butt high enough to dunk it now.

Knavey -> RE: I QUIT!!!! (2/4/2009 2:22:51 AM)
Ok...if you LOOKED inside the Cheap Dunk Shoes thread - You must fess up to it herre. I DID! I see three have done it so far. Come on...FESS UP. How come there is never a moderator around to lock the thread when you need them! [:D] JW always manages to lock the GOOD threads right before I can get my $0.02 in! [:D][:D][:D]

USSAmerica -> RE: I QUIT!!!! (2/4/2009 2:41:51 AM)
I must have missed that thread, but I'm glad some fool created another thread where we can complain about the other thread that we couldn't read. [sm=dizzy.gif][:D]

Knavey -> RE: I QUIT!!!! (2/4/2009 3:57:20 AM)
IT'S GONE! IT'S GONE...LIKE THE LEADER BUG...LIKE THE AIR TRANSPORT BUG! Hmmm...black helicopters are circling...maybe the mods can get in our games and that is what has been happening all the time! No WAY it could have happened in the real game! All hail the death of the Cheap Dunk Shoes thread! May it die tonight (however I am pretty sure it will rise again like the pheonix from the ashes as soon as the spambot gets another name!) Well, that didn't last long enough...back to my surfing. [:D]

Coach Z -> RE: I QUIT!!!! (2/4/2009 4:16:29 AM)
I peeked too! [:'(]

TOMLABEL -> RE: I QUIT!!!! (2/4/2009 4:52:37 AM)
I didn't..[8\|] But the same thing happened to me!!! I SWEAR!!!!!![:@] TOMLABEL

whippleofd -> RE: I QUIT!!!! (2/4/2009 10:22:29 AM)
Maybe we should just disreguard this one then? Whipple

rockmedic109 -> RE: I QUIT!!!! (2/4/2009 2:00:11 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Knavey Matrix has screwed up my Cheap Dunk Shoes! I should be able to slam dunk from the top of the key, and I can't get 12" off the ground. No way this could happen in real life! I couldn't get a foot off the ground when I was 18. Now that I am 60 pounds heavier {And I've lost 30 pounds this last year}, I can't get 12" off the sofa!

greg_slith -> RE: I QUIT!!!! (2/4/2009 2:29:50 PM)
Knowing Knavey I searched through all my WWII source books (and, God help me, wikipedia) and I can't find a single instance of the Japanese having cheap dunk shoes. Oh sure, there is plenty of information about unarmored dunk shoes, and even some stuff about the cheap lay-up shoes bonus, or the respawning cheap dunk cleats, but not a word about cheap dunk shoes. This game is nerfed[:@]

Knavey -> RE: I QUIT!!!! (2/4/2009 7:05:53 PM)
It is probably lost in translation! [:'(]

TOMLABEL -> RE: I QUIT!!!! (2/5/2009 1:31:06 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Knavey It is probably lost in translation! [:'(] Yea, same here.....[:'(][:@]

Knavey -> RE: I QUIT!!!! (2/5/2009 3:19:26 AM)
ˆÀ‚¢ƒ_ƒ“ƒN‚ÌŒCThat is the bablefish translation of Cheap Dunk Shoes! May the soles never die! Banzai!

Knavey -> RE: I QUIT!!!! (2/5/2009 3:20:05 AM)
Ummm...the characters did not come out...looks more like some really bad little used characters from my computer. Oh well.

rtrapasso -> RE: I QUIT!!!! (2/5/2009 11:47:39 AM)
quote: Ummm...the characters did not come out... Cheap dunk characters!!! [:@] [;)]

DD696 -> RE: I QUIT!!!! (2/5/2009 5:46:27 PM)
All right...all RIGHT...OK............I fess up.[:)] I did look, but I did more. Yes, you read right - I ordered a pair.[:'(] I was desperately in need of a good pair of cheap dunk shoes for when ******** gets strapped to the cheap dunk chair and tossed into the cheap dunk tank in order to determine once and for all if he really is a witch. For such a celebration I truly needed an expensive pair of cheap dunk shoes. They arrived this morning and I eagerly opened the package. Inside was a sheet of paper stating "Maid in Chena with prid by Markie". I immediately got a queasy feeling in my stomach. The next piece of paper said "Testd by Tomato mugger, our wid-eyed cort jster", and my knees became weak and shaky. Then was the final paper stating that my cheap dunk shoes had been "Inspocted by TermieGnat" and I knew - I just knew that my new expensive pair of cheap dunk shoes were not even an even cheaper imitation of what I was so hopefully expecting. And I was right. They were not "cheap dunk shoes" and they had no soul, or soles for that matter. I think they were simply a pair of cheap drunk shoes. So I tell you all, cancel your order now. Don't do as I have done. Get your cheap dunk shoes elsewhere![8D]

Knavey -> RE: I QUIT!!!! (2/6/2009 2:12:18 AM)
[sm=00000734.gif] I ordered a pair using my credit card! For some reason I see some charges on it from half a dozen cities in WitP! I think I will target those with 4E KBs next turn and turn them into Charred Dark Cities.

Mynok -> RE: I QUIT!!!! (2/6/2009 5:14:12 AM)
But only because you get a lot more 4E bombers than you should....and they fly more than they should. Obviously the game designers procured a real pair of Cheap Drunk Shoes. [:'(]

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