JWE -> RE: THE THREAD!!! (8/31/2010 7:35:50 PM)
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ORIGINAL: AW1Steve No.No.No. Californians get "foot in mouth disease", closely related to "head up @$$ disease". NYer's get "hoof and mouth", just like other cattle![:D] Now just halt that harvester right there, Steevo. Just because we Californians are more tanned, healthier, live in a perfect climate, have more pneumatic chiquitas, and an economy that's bigger than most European countries, is no reason to get all pissy. I mean, I suppose it's natural for pasty, fish-belly white, John Deere hat wearing, farmer tanned, midwesterners to be a bit envious. After all, we have surf, and you guys have those collection ponds off the Interstate. Our high points are the Sierras for skiing, and you guys have Bucko Bill's Feed Store and Twin Grain Elevator. We gots Napa and vino, and you guys have corn and soybeans. We gots Temecula and fruit orchards, and you guys have corn and soybeans. We gots crabs and tuna and dorado, and you guys have corn and soybeans. Ok, so perhaps we are a skoosh demented, and haven't seen a chopped harvester at the drag strip for a while, but don't you think you should accept and cherish your wayward brothers?
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