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TimeTanker -> Aha! (7/14/2002 3:56:12 AM)
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So that is what those strange looking foot prints in the sand were.
One of my lieutenants came to me raving about some gigantic snake that runs in pairs. He said it was so heavy and large that it left a trail about a foot deep in the sand and was moving so fast as to have left sand scatter when it turned.
I thought that was pretty ridiculous. And, I knew he was nuts when he said that the snake had to have arms or wings or something because about 3 feet to each side of the snakes path were these marks that looked as though the snakes were propelling themselves with some form of outrigger.
Hah! Hah! Now I find out that there are Finnish Troops on my Island and they are messing up my perfectly groomed beaches.
Well, just so that you don't get the wrong impression. I have nothing against the finnish people. But, you need to get back on that freighter and return to the land of Ice and snow. Because this Island is hereby declared to be the "Republic of Corps". And, unless you join up with the US Marine Corps? You will be in voiolation immigration laws.
Signed "Head High Muckee-Muck Leatherneck"
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