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Apollo11 -> RE: THE THREAD!!! (10/30/2011 9:03:12 AM)
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Hi all,
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ORIGINAL: JWE
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ORIGINAL: Apollo11
WOW - I can become oil & gas magnate and become rich even more (as you might remember I was already offered 7000000 Pounds from lottery few days ago)... [8D]
You really need to have an investment opportunity of your own, to let you shine off these little Oil, Gas, Diamonds, Blonde Slaves, Gold, Uranium, Fake Monet, rip offs.
Sand! Yes, that’s right, sand! But not just any sand; special sand. After all, what is sand but silicon dioxide? And what is the basis of all semiconductor electronic circuitry? … Yes! … Silicon! … And where does the most pure and useful silicon come from? … Why, right here on the bee-yoo-tee-full Gulf Coast of North America. The purest, whitest, most saturated fat-free, sand in North America, and it has the lowest high-fructose sugar content of any sand in the world. Not that yellow Sahara crap, but the pristine sand of the US Gulf coast.
Now, and only now, and only with your immediate payment of a nominal fee, can we offer you the opportunity to invest in this fundamental resource to our economy’s future, for practically next to nothing.
Imagine … the white, sandy, beaches of the world becoming your capital and your playground;
Imagine … millions of 7 year olds, with shovels and buckets becoming your resource inputs, for free;
Imagine … the brainless 18 year olds that go to Harvard or some other such place, that will want to hang out and polish your … ;
Hootz gazooties! Please send all your money, or your sister's address (or her friend's, we're non-denominational) to the JWE of your choice. We are a 501 C-3 and if you believe that, you can deduct it all. So send it today.
Where can I sign up John? [;)]
Leo "Apollo11"
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