Bernie -> (9/1/2002 11:16:15 PM)
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Bing [B] Bernie - I will persuade the US Army to get a quad fifty out of retirement. Are the Delaware State Police as friendly as they used to be? They used to arrest people and take them to jail for exceeding the state speed limit - they did so with a general's staff driver who happened to be doing 75 in a 65, on his way to pick up the general. The general was not happy. We got even by having a towed 75mm AA gun jump hitch, leave the truck at about 50 mph, exit the highway under its own power, jump the ditch, break through a fence and take out a wide path in a cornfield. The farmer was HOPPING mad. (Dumb driver forgot to attach the safety chains - that's what they are there for.) I think there were a few 120 mm AA installations in continental US but ours was supposed to have been the last 75mm flavor, perhaps they had a difficult time locating ammo. Nike-Ajax and later -Hercules AA missile systems replaced guns. Bing [/B][/QUOTE] I can't answer for the Delaware State Police, not having had any dealings with them yet, but the locals are a mite touchy. Last time I was there (about 3 weeks ago) I was bike riding down Rt 1 about 2am and found a disabled car on the shoulder with it lights on but no one in it. When I tried to report it to a pair of Bethany PD officers parked on the shoulder about 2 miles down the road I found myself pinned with a pair of spotlights and told NOT to come any closer (I was on the other side of the road, about 50 yards away). Though I didn't see it I had the strong feeling of hands on gun butts and shotguns being unlocked from racks. Now, I may have been a little scruffy looking, what with my ponytail and a 4 day beard, but I was in shorts and t-shirt on a bicycle for crying out loud... What'd they think, I had an RPG under my hat or something? :) Obviously that farmer didn't stop to think about the situation. If he had he'd have realized he probably could have billed the army for the entire crop in that field...at top dollar. :)
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