rtrapasso -> RE: Forum brethern in DC or Charlottesville? (4/14/2011 12:32:20 AM)
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ORIGINAL: rtrapasso So, a Yankee guy and his wife are traveling through North Carolina, and get off I-95 and promptly get lost... After driving around for a while, the wife prevails on her husband to ask a local where they are... He spots a guy walking down the street, so he stops, rolls down the window and asks where he is. The man replies in a thick Southern drawl "You're in Fuquay-Varina". The man, startled at this incomprehensible reply, thanks him and drives off. He tries again, and gets a similar reply... he has no idea what the guy said. So, his wife says: "Stop up here at this fast food place and ask them!" He stops at a hamburger place, goes in and asks the guy at the counter: "Could you tell me, slowly and distinctly: where am I?" The counterman replies in slow measured, carefully enunciated words: "Sir...You...Are...In...Burger...King!" ****************** i told this to someone from Fuquay-Varina, and they laughed and said; "We don't have a Burger King!" I think I've driven through, or by, that burg in past lives, but I couldn't tell you a thing about it. Now I know. King-less. Sad. [;)] [:D] Well, i heard that joke sometime ago... maybe they've had a renaissance since then.
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