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Bing -> Kangeroo Code (10/19/2002 10:50:21 PM)

See comments elsewhere in this section regarding code attached to objects, which might cause unexpected and strange behavior. This one is too good to keep to myself - I found it on the Train-Sim message forum. For all the designers in the crowd, who have ever had a real surprise after editing a WAW unit, here goes:

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"A laugh for all the techies out there"

The reuse of some object-oriented code has caused tactical headaches for Australia's armed forces. As virtual reality simulators assume larger roles in helicopter combat training, programmers have gone to great lengths to increase the realism of their scenarios, including detailed landscapes and, in the case of the Northern Territory's Operation Phoenix, herds of kangaroos (since disturbed animals might well give away a helicopter's position). The head of the Defense Science & Technology Organization's Land Operations/Simulation division reportedly instructed developers to model the local marsupials' movements and reactions to helicopters.

Being efficient programmers, they just re-appropriated some code originally used to model infantry detachment reactions under the same stimuli, changed the mapped icon from a soldier to a kangaroo, and increased the figures' speed of movement.

Eager to demonstrate their flying skills for some visiting American pilots, the hotshot Aussies "buzzed" the virtual kangaroos in low flight during a simulation. The kangaroos scattered, as predicted, and the visiting Americans nodded appreciatively... then did a double-take as the kangaroos reappeared from behind a hill and launched a barrage of Stinger missiles at the hapless helicopter. (Apparently the programmers had forgotten to remove that part of the infantry coding.)

The lesson? Objects are defined with certain attributes, and any new object defined in terms of an old one inherits all the attributes. The embarrassed programmers had learned to be careful when reusing object-oriented code, and the Yanks left with a newfound respect for Australian wildlife.

Simulator supervisors report that pilots from that point onward have strictly avoided kangaroos, just as they were meant to.

>From June 15, 1999 Defense Science and Technology Organization
Lecture Series, Melbourne, Australia, and staff reports
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Does this sound familiar?

Bing




AbsntMndedProf -> (10/23/2002 6:58:56 PM)

Then the American programers got the idea for bald eagles armed with sidewinder missiles . . . :D

Eric Maietta




Katana -> (10/27/2002 12:50:00 AM)

I've heard of 'the right to arm bears', but I thought that was just a joke:D




Bing -> (10/27/2002 10:25:24 PM)

In the virtual world of cybernetics, anything is possible. (Isn't that Ron Howard - cybernetics?)

There is an old programmers cliche: "The computer only does what you tell it to do ... but a lot of the time you have no idea what you told it to do."

We learned early on, from Gary Grigsby during the shakedown of his Pacific War, that the law of unintended consequences also applies: Fixing a particular bug or glitch can produce a new and sometimes worse bug. There was once a "MS Office Service Pack" released by the Redmond elves. It fixed some bugs all right. And introduced ~200 new bugs.

Bing




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