Chickenboy -> RE: THE THREAD!!! (5/1/2012 4:48:31 PM)
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ORIGINAL: USS America I'm trying to limit them to 1/day. I don't want to kill anyone with laughter by overdosing you. [:D] Yes, that's my job. Here's one for your consideration-designed to evoke spontaneous splenic rupture... ---- Guy goes into the dentist's office... Patient: Doc, you gotta help me. My mouth-it's killing me. Dentist: Alright, better have a look... (examines man's mouth)...mmm...mmhhmmm... Dentist: Well, I think I see the problem-your dental plate is badly corroded in several places. Patient: That's odd, how did that happen? Dentist: Well-do you eat lots of foods high in acidic content? Citrus? Carbonated sodas? Patient: Now that you mention it, I do have this thing for Eggs Benedict. I eat them nearly every day. Do you think that may have something to do with it? Dentist: Yes. I do. Good news though, we can replace your existing plate with a chrome one. Patient: Chrome? Why chrome? Dentist: Well, everybody knows. There's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise. [:'(]
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