USSAmerica -> RE: THE THREAD!!! (1/9/2012 12:48:44 AM)
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A repost where it can truly be appreciated. [:D] quote:
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ORIGINAL: Canoerebel 4. DivePac88 - 11/28/2011 - resurrected ([:)]) 1/8/2012 Thank you CR Mate, I am not ready to go yet. I am still fighting this illness, and slowly winning. Cheers Des. (Someone had to do it [;)]) MORTICIAN: Bring out your dead! [clang] Bring out your dead! [clang] Bring out your dead! [clang] Bring out your dead! [clang] Bring out your dead! [clang] Bring out your dead! [clang] Bring out your dead! [clang] Bring out your dead! [clang] Bring out your dead! [clang] Bring out your dead! [clang] Bring out your dead! [clang] Bring out your dead! CUSTOMER: Here's one -- nine pence. DivePac88: I'm not dead! MORTICIAN: What? CUSTOMER: Nothing -- here's your nine pence. DivePac88: I'm not dead! MORTICIAN: Here -- he says he's not dead! CUSTOMER: Yes, he is. DivePac88: I'm not! MORTICIAN: He isn't. CUSTOMER: Well, he will be soon, he's very ill. DivePac88: I'm getting better! CUSTOMER: No, you're not -- you'll be stone dead in a moment. MORTICIAN: Oh, I can't take him like that -- it's against regulations. DivePac88: I don't want to go in the cart! CUSTOMER: Oh, don't be such a baby. MORTICIAN: I can't take him... DivePac88: I feel fine! CUSTOMER: Oh, do us a favor... MORTICIAN: I can't. CUSTOMER: Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes? He won't be long. MORTICIAN: Naaah, I got to go on to Robinson's -- they've lost nine today. CUSTOMER: Well, when is your next round? MORTICIAN: Thursday. DivePac88: I think I'll play some AE. CUSTOMER: You're not fooling anyone y'know. Look, isn't there something you can do? DivePac88: I feel happy... I feel happy. [:D]
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