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JWE -> RE: THE THREAD!!! (1/10/2012 7:50:59 PM)
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Ya know, it's not that I don't love ya Des, and it's not that I wasn't surprised, distraught, and utterly wounded to the heart, at the news of your untimely and falsely reported death, it's just that I hit the Bishop of Mobile pretty hard about getting a requiem Mass for you, and perhaps was a teensy bit disingenuous about how you were a paragon of Episcopal/Catholic virtue.
And now you aren't dead. You aren't even mostly dead. In fact, you sound pretty perky. Only problem I got is what the shoot do I tell the Bishop when you really do die. "Uh, well, your Excellency, I thought he was dead, but he wasn't dead. But nobody knew he wasn't dead until a couple days after he was dead".
So if you are going to die, I would appreciate it if you would wait for 10 or 20 years before you do so. These Bishops have learned about computers and Excel, and have you down as 'deceased/prayed for' in the books, and it will take some time to set you up again for the real send off. So hang in there Pal. I need at least 10 and preferably 15 years of sharp personal interjections, but 20 years would be best.
After that, the Bishop's programs will forget anything we did today. So you can die all you want in about 20 years and I can get the Bishop to do another Requiem Mass, and everything will be cool. And God will see it and just laugh his heart out; and lift you up.
I am so glad you ain't dead, Des.
J
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