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bradfordkay -> RE: THE THREAD!!! (1/14/2012 12:19:09 AM)
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ORIGINAL: AW1Steve
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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy
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ORIGINAL: obvert
Yeah, is going out drinking beer a good or a bad idea tonight, on Friday the 13th?
(Beware, either way I'm still heading to the pub!)
Obvert, I cannot think of a time when going out drinking beer at the pub is a bad thing. [8D]
When you are driving , and the cop parked directly outside just wrote down your licence plate number! [sm=00000116.gif]
A couple of years ago I read a funny story from Richmond, Virginia. There was a bar that the police were regularly watching at closing time and arresting the drunks who drove away from it. One night at closing they watched a fellow stumble out the door, weave over to a car and try his keys only to find that it wasn't his car. He then stumbled over to the right car, opened it and sat there. Other patrons exited the bar and drove off, but the cop stayed in order to get the seriously drunken guy he had watched. After everyone else had driven off, the fellow pulled out of the parking lot only to be immediately pulled over by the policeman. The driver then proceeded to pass every sobriety test, including the breathalyzer and blood tests. It turned out that the patrons of the bar were fed up with being targeted and so this guy was their designated decoy...
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