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parusski -> RE: Do you have the time? (2/12/2012 5:28:59 PM)


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Crystal Clear. Nice girl.

Is she a relative to you? Could you take time to introduce her to wargamming?


She only plays board games with me, like Squad Leader, Wacht am Rhein, Drang Nach Osten!, The Campaign for North Africa, War in Europe, Home Before the Leaves Fall.

She is actually Mrs. Steiner, but known as Crystal Clear. [:D]




warspite1 -> RE: Do you have the time? (2/12/2012 6:26:46 PM)


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Crystal Clear. Nice girl.

Is she a relative to you? Could you take time to introduce her to wargamming?


She only plays board games with me, like Squad Leader, Wacht am Rhein, Drang Nach Osten!, The Campaign for North Africa, War in Europe, Home Before the Leaves Fall.

She is actually Mrs. Steiner, but known as Crystal Clear. [:D]
Warspite1

Ms Clear sounds like a bit of a noob - Mrs Warspite1 (aka Norma Stitz) is a regular Fire In The East / Scorched Earth devotee. I can, hand on heart state, she has never lost a game as either German or Soviet; not one.




Orm -> RE: Do you have the time? (2/12/2012 6:31:13 PM)


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Crystal Clear. Nice girl.

Is she a relative to you? Could you take time to introduce her to wargamming?


She only plays board games with me, like Squad Leader, Wacht am Rhein, Drang Nach Osten!, The Campaign for North Africa, War in Europe, Home Before the Leaves Fall.

She is actually Mrs. Steiner, but known as Crystal Clear. [:D]
Warspite1

Ms Clear sounds like a bit of a noob - Mrs Warspite1 (aka Norma Stitz) is a regular Fire In The East / Scorched Earth devotee. I can, hand on heart state, she has never lost a game as either German or Soviet; not one.

Has she won a game as either German or Soviet?




warspite1 -> RE: Do you have the time? (2/12/2012 6:38:21 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Orm

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Crystal Clear. Nice girl.

Is she a relative to you? Could you take time to introduce her to wargamming?


She only plays board games with me, like Squad Leader, Wacht am Rhein, Drang Nach Osten!, The Campaign for North Africa, War in Europe, Home Before the Leaves Fall.

She is actually Mrs. Steiner, but known as Crystal Clear. [:D]
Warspite1

Ms Clear sounds like a bit of a noob - Mrs Warspite1 (aka Norma Stitz) is a regular Fire In The East / Scorched Earth devotee. I can, hand on heart state, she has never lost a game as either German or Soviet; not one.

Has she won a game as either German or Soviet?
Warspite1

Er...not exactly Orm [;)]




parusski -> RE: Do you have the time? (2/12/2012 6:38:45 PM)


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Crystal Clear. Nice girl.

Is she a relative to you? Could you take time to introduce her to wargamming?


She only plays board games with me, like Squad Leader, Wacht am Rhein, Drang Nach Osten!, The Campaign for North Africa, War in Europe, Home Before the Leaves Fall.

She is actually Mrs. Steiner, but known as Crystal Clear. [:D]
Warspite1

Ms Clear sounds like a bit of a noob - Mrs Warspite1 (aka Norma Stitz) is a regular Fire In The East / Scorched Earth devotee. I can, hand on heart state, she has never lost a game as either German or Soviet; not one.

Has she won a game as either German or Soviet?


M'cCollegue, she wins everything.




warspite1 -> RE: Do you have the time? (2/12/2012 7:45:56 PM)


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Warspite1

So let me get my time zones right. If its on live tonight from Brazil - when do we get to watch it live in Englandsville and Sweden?


Warspite1, the British National Sports Authority has listings for all Englandia, except for Uttoxeter, which will be showing the game live after it is broadcast, thanks to the JOHNPETERHATESMARJORIE foundation. That foundation gets nothing wrong. DAAAAMNNN!

As for SVEEEEDEN, well...if Orm has access to the Chinese Panda2 satellite signal he can watch the Super Bowl live through BPB TV 28, as long as he is using a short wave antenna to intercept The Conet Project signal relaying off BBC-390. IS THAT CLEAR?
Warspite1

Crystal.
Warspite1

I fancy putting some money on this at the local bookies - any tip or ideas on what the score will be?
Warspite1

Well Steiner? Time is marching on and I need to place a bet or two before the kick-off. Tips please?




parusski -> RE: Do you have the time? (2/12/2012 7:51:05 PM)

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Warspite1

Well Steiner? Time is marching on and I need to place a bet or two before the kick-off. Tips please?


Yeah, put all you have on the Ethiopian Skeletons because they should crawl right over the English Faeries.




warspite1 -> RE: Do you have the time? (2/12/2012 7:53:57 PM)


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Warspite1

Well Steiner? Time is marching on and I need to place a bet or two before the kick-off. Tips please?


Yeah, put all you have on the Ethiopian Skeletons because they should crawl right over the English Faeries.
Warspite1

?

I thought it was between the New York thingies and the New England wotsits?




parusski -> RE: Do you have the time? (2/12/2012 7:55:46 PM)


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Warspite1

Well Steiner? Time is marching on and I need to place a bet or two before the kick-off. Tips please?


Yeah, put all you have on the Ethiopian Skeletons because they should crawl right over the English Faeries.
Warspite1

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I thought it was between the New York thingies and the New England wotsits?


Oh, sorry. My needle was stuck on the famous record "Why Soccer Sucks", by S. Ambrose.

Put $100,000 on the New England Patriots. The game is fixed and the Pats will win.




warspite1 -> RE: Do you have the time? (2/12/2012 7:58:15 PM)


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Warspite1

Well Steiner? Time is marching on and I need to place a bet or two before the kick-off. Tips please?


Yeah, put all you have on the Ethiopian Skeletons because they should crawl right over the English Faeries.
Warspite1

?

I thought it was between the New York thingies and the New England wotsits?


Oh, sorry. My needle was stuck on the famous record "Why Soccer Sucks", by S. Ambrose.

Put $100,000 on the New England Patriots. The game is fixed and the Pats will win.
Warspite1

But that is all the money I have and more - I would need to mortgage the house, not to mention Mrs W, to fund such a bet. Are you sure this is a sure thing Steiner?




parusski -> RE: Do you have the time? (2/12/2012 8:05:14 PM)

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Warspite1

But that is all the money I have and more - I would need to mortgage the house, not to mention Mrs W, to fund such a bet. Are you sure this is a sure thing Steiner?


Trust me on this. Do I seem like the kinda guy who has a mean streak?? I am friends with the guy fixing the game, his name is Anthony S.




warspite1 -> RE: Do you have the time? (2/12/2012 8:12:35 PM)

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Warspite1

But that is all the money I have and more - I would need to mortgage the house, not to mention Mrs W, to fund such a bet. Are you sure this is a sure thing Steiner?


Trust me on this. Do I seem like the kinda guy who has a mean streak?? I am friends with the guy fixing the game, his name is Anthony S.
Warspite1

Okaaaay...... I'm on my way to the bookmakers now - £100,000 of the Queen's Pounds on the Pats you say? Thanks Steiner you're a pal. How much have you got on them btw?

Edit: I can't spell You're [8|]




parusski -> RE: Do you have the time? (2/12/2012 8:16:22 PM)


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Warspite1

But that is all the money I have and more - I would need to mortgage the house, not to mention Mrs W, to fund such a bet. Are you sure this is a sure thing Steiner?


Trust me on this. Do I seem like the kinda guy who has a mean streak?? I am friends with the guy fixing the game, his name is Anthony S.
Warspite1

Okaaaay...... I'm on my way to the bookmakers now - £100,000 of the Queen's Pounds on the Pats you say? Thanks Steiner your a pal. How much have you got on them btw?


Oh, I never bet on a sure thing. Takes all the fun out of it.




warspite1 -> RE: Do you have the time? (2/12/2012 8:18:50 PM)


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Warspite1

But that is all the money I have and more - I would need to mortgage the house, not to mention Mrs W, to fund such a bet. Are you sure this is a sure thing Steiner?


Trust me on this. Do I seem like the kinda guy who has a mean streak?? I am friends with the guy fixing the game, his name is Anthony S.
Warspite1

Okaaaay...... I'm on my way to the bookmakers now - £100,000 of the Queen's Pounds on the Pats you say? Thanks Steiner your a pal. How much have you got on them btw?


Oh, I never bet on a sure thing. Takes all the fun out of it.
Warspite1

Well that makes you one pathetic loser cos I've just placed my whole life; savings, house, car, wife and kids on the outcome and I'm gonna be rich, rich I tell ya!! [8D]




parusski -> RE: Do you have the time? (2/12/2012 8:25:23 PM)

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Well that makes you one pathetic loser cos I've just placed my whole life; savings, house, car, wife and kids on the outcome and I'm gonna be rich, rich I tell ya!!


Sure you will. I'll let Tony Soprano you placed the bet.




warspite1 -> RE: Do you have the time? (2/12/2012 8:27:06 PM)


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Well that makes you one pathetic loser cos I've just placed my whole life; savings, house, car, wife and kids on the outcome and I'm gonna be rich, rich I tell ya!!


Sure you will. I'll let Tony Soprano you placed the bet.
Warspite1

When does the score come in - cos obviously I'm mot going to sit there and watch that rubbish - I'm too busy drawing up plans on how to spend the wonga.




parusski -> RE: Do you have the time? (2/12/2012 8:33:21 PM)


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Well that makes you one pathetic loser cos I've just placed my whole life; savings, house, car, wife and kids on the outcome and I'm gonna be rich, rich I tell ya!!


Sure you will. I'll let Tony Soprano you placed the bet.
Warspite1

When does the score come in - cos obviously I'm mot going to sit there and watch that rubbish - I'm too busy drawing up plans on how to spend the wonga.


Fly to Newark, NJ and wait for it by the tree at the end of runway 17.




warspite1 -> RE: Do you have the time? (2/12/2012 8:35:14 PM)


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Well that makes you one pathetic loser cos I've just placed my whole life; savings, house, car, wife and kids on the outcome and I'm gonna be rich, rich I tell ya!!


Sure you will. I'll let Tony Soprano you placed the bet.
Warspite1

When does the score come in - cos obviously I'm mot going to sit there and watch that rubbish - I'm too busy drawing up plans on how to spend the wonga.


Fly to Newark, NJ and wait for it by the tree at the end of runway 17.

Warspite1

But I've placed the bet with Ladbrokes down the road??




parusski -> RE: Do you have the time? (2/12/2012 8:50:15 PM)


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Well that makes you one pathetic loser cos I've just placed my whole life; savings, house, car, wife and kids on the outcome and I'm gonna be rich, rich I tell ya!!


Sure you will. I'll let Tony Soprano you placed the bet.
Warspite1

When does the score come in - cos obviously I'm mot going to sit there and watch that rubbish - I'm too busy drawing up plans on how to spend the wonga.


Fly to Newark, NJ and wait for it by the tree at the end of runway 17.

Warspite1

But I've placed the bet with Ladbrokes down the road??


\OOHHHH. That's not how it works. The bet could only be placed with Tony, Silvio or Little Paulie Walnuts at the Bada Bing.




warspite1 -> RE: Do you have the time? (2/12/2012 8:55:18 PM)


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Well that makes you one pathetic loser cos I've just placed my whole life; savings, house, car, wife and kids on the outcome and I'm gonna be rich, rich I tell ya!!


Sure you will. I'll let Tony Soprano you placed the bet.
Warspite1

When does the score come in - cos obviously I'm mot going to sit there and watch that rubbish - I'm too busy drawing up plans on how to spend the wonga.


Fly to Newark, NJ and wait for it by the tree at the end of runway 17.

Warspite1

But I've placed the bet with Ladbrokes down the road??


\OOHHHH. That's not how it works. The bet could only be placed with Tony, Silvio or Little Paulie Walnuts at the Bada Bing.
Warspite1

But I've given my money to the young lady at Ladbrokes? Where does Little Paulie Walnuts [&:] and the other gentlemen come in to it? I'm confused...and not a little concerned now [X(].




parusski -> RE: Do you have the time? (2/12/2012 9:08:14 PM)

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Warspite1

But I've given my money to the young lady at Ladbrokes? Where does Little Paulie Walnuts and the other gentlemen come in to it? I'm confused...and not a little concerned now


Ohhh. Sorry, but you should have read the fine-fine print. I clearly disclosed you could only bet with the Soprano family. Betting with Ladbrokes is only okay if you bet on the Giants.




warspite1 -> RE: Do you have the time? (2/12/2012 9:37:45 PM)


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Warspite1

But I've given my money to the young lady at Ladbrokes? Where does Little Paulie Walnuts and the other gentlemen come in to it? I'm confused...and not a little concerned now


Ohhh. Sorry, but you should have read the fine-fine print. I clearly disclosed you could only bet with the Soprano family. Betting with Ladbrokes is only okay if you bet on the Giants.
Warspite1

Steiner - when do I hear the Superbowl result???




parusski -> RE: Do you have the time? (2/12/2012 9:46:41 PM)


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Warspite1

But I've given my money to the young lady at Ladbrokes? Where does Little Paulie Walnuts and the other gentlemen come in to it? I'm confused...and not a little concerned now


Ohhh. Sorry, but you should have read the fine-fine print. I clearly disclosed you could only bet with the Soprano family. Betting with Ladbrokes is only okay if you bet on the Giants.
Warspite1

Steiner - when do I hear the Superbowl result???


When the game is played on April 1.




warspite1 -> RE: Do you have the time? (2/12/2012 9:49:43 PM)


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Warspite1

But I've given my money to the young lady at Ladbrokes? Where does Little Paulie Walnuts and the other gentlemen come in to it? I'm confused...and not a little concerned now


Ohhh. Sorry, but you should have read the fine-fine print. I clearly disclosed you could only bet with the Soprano family. Betting with Ladbrokes is only okay if you bet on the Giants.
Warspite1

Steiner - when do I hear the Superbowl result???


When the game is played on April 1.

Warspite1

I'm tres tres unhappy with you Steiner - fortunately Ladbrokes gave me my money back and have released the security over my house, Mrs W and the kids. They said the assistant should never have taken the bet as apparently the Superbowl was played last Sunday [&:].




parusski -> RE: Do you have the time? (2/12/2012 10:19:32 PM)


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Warspite1

But I've given my money to the young lady at Ladbrokes? Where does Little Paulie Walnuts and the other gentlemen come in to it? I'm confused...and not a little concerned now


Ohhh. Sorry, but you should have read the fine-fine print. I clearly disclosed you could only bet with the Soprano family. Betting with Ladbrokes is only okay if you bet on the Giants.
Warspite1

Steiner - when do I hear the Superbowl result???


When the game is played on April 1.

Warspite1

I'm tres tres unhappy with you Steiner - fortunately Ladbrokes gave me my money back and have released the security over my house, Mrs W and the kids. They said the assistant should never have taken the bet as apparently the Superbowl was played last Sunday [&:].


I never, ever said Superbowl, I have been telling you to bet on the Super Bowel. Look carefully at my post Mr. EYE ND GLASSES.




warspite1 -> RE: Do you have the time? (2/12/2012 10:22:01 PM)


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Warspite1

But I've given my money to the young lady at Ladbrokes? Where does Little Paulie Walnuts and the other gentlemen come in to it? I'm confused...and not a little concerned now


Ohhh. Sorry, but you should have read the fine-fine print. I clearly disclosed you could only bet with the Soprano family. Betting with Ladbrokes is only okay if you bet on the Giants.
Warspite1

Steiner - when do I hear the Superbowl result???


When the game is played on April 1.

Warspite1

I'm tres tres unhappy with you Steiner - fortunately Ladbrokes gave me my money back and have released the security over my house, Mrs W and the kids. They said the assistant should never have taken the bet as apparently the Superbowl was played last Sunday [&:].


I never, ever said Superbowl, I have been telling you to bet on the Super Bowel. Look carefully at my post Mr. EYE ND GLASSES.

Warspite1

Grrr (as it used to say in my old Beezer comic) you are truly a wily old fox Mr S. Now I know why them Russkies had such a hard time dealing with you.

Anyway what's the time please? I would have thought Yogi The Great would have come up with something by now.....[:(]




parusski -> RE: Do you have the time? (2/12/2012 10:24:30 PM)

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Warspite1

Grrr (as it used to say in my old Beezer comic) you are truly a wily old fox Mr S. Now I know why them Russkies had such a hard time dealing with you.

Anyway what's the time please? I would have thought Yogi The Great would have come up with something by now.....


HEHE. Yogi is not so great after all. More like Yog(A) with the girls at eight.




warspite1 -> RE: Do you have the time? (2/12/2012 10:26:46 PM)


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Warspite1

Grrr (as it used to say in my old Beezer comic) you are truly a wily old fox Mr S. Now I know why them Russkies had such a hard time dealing with you.

Anyway what's the time please? I would have thought Yogi The Great would have come up with something by now.....


HEHE. Yogi is not so great after all. More like Yog(A) with the girls at eight.
Warspite1

I suspect so. Next time he's back on line I think some corrective action is called for.




parusski -> RE: Do you have the time? (2/12/2012 10:35:05 PM)


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Warspite1

Grrr (as it used to say in my old Beezer comic) you are truly a wily old fox Mr S. Now I know why them Russkies had such a hard time dealing with you.

Anyway what's the time please? I would have thought Yogi The Great would have come up with something by now.....


HEHE. Yogi is not so great after all. More like Yog(A) with the girls at eight.
Warspite1

I suspect so. Next time he's back on line I think some corrective action is called for.


And here it is, back by popular demand to be brought down upon Yogurt the great's head.

JUST FOR YOGI




warspite1 -> RE: Do you have the time? (2/12/2012 10:35:59 PM)


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Warspite1

Grrr (as it used to say in my old Beezer comic) you are truly a wily old fox Mr S. Now I know why them Russkies had such a hard time dealing with you.

Anyway what's the time please? I would have thought Yogi The Great would have come up with something by now.....


HEHE. Yogi is not so great after all. More like Yog(A) with the girls at eight.
Warspite1

I suspect so. Next time he's back on line I think some corrective action is called for.


And here it is, back by popular demand to be brought down upon Yogurt the great's head.

JUST FOR YOGI

Warspite1

[:)][&o]




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