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parusski -> RE: Do you have the time? (4/12/2012 12:13:51 AM)

Hello stranger. What did you do with your prize for winning???




warspite1 -> RE: Do you have the time? (4/12/2012 12:15:10 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Orm

zzzzzzzz

[image]local://upfiles/29130/194EE32F2FDD49D8BB67BF829DF9F0B8.jpg[/image]
Warspite1

Questions: Why does his clock have only one hand? Why are there no numbers on the clock? But most important of all; who the hell is that turtle/tortoise thing?




parusski -> RE: Do you have the time? (4/12/2012 12:19:53 AM)

Warspite1
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Questions: Why does his clock have only one hand? Why are there no numbers on the clock? But most important of all; who the hell is that turtle/tortoise thing?


It is all a ménage à trois of his mind.




Orm -> RE: Do you have the time? (4/15/2012 8:44:53 PM)


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ORIGINAL: warspite1


quote:

ORIGINAL: Orm

zzzzzzzz

[image]local://upfiles/29130/194EE32F2FDD49D8BB67BF829DF9F0B8.jpg[/image]
Warspite1

Questions: Why does his clock have only one hand? Why are there no numbers on the clock? But most important of all; who the hell is that turtle/tortoise thing?

The picture is from a Swedish cartoon called "Bamse".

There are no numbers on the clock because numbers are not needed. It rings when it is time to eat and when it is time to sleep.

Skalman is an ingenious tortoise who invents all sorts of things and according to himself, his best invention is the food-and-sleep clock, whose calls he follows slavishly, even at times when sleep seems highly inappropriate. Skalman and his clock was a favorite of mine when I was young.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bamse




nate25 -> RE: Do you have the time? (4/15/2012 8:50:06 PM)

Wow.

And you guys think WE'RE weird?




warspite1 -> RE: Do you have the time? (4/15/2012 8:52:35 PM)


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ORIGINAL: nate25

Wow.

And you guys think WE'RE weird?
Warspite1

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Careful nate25 - I did not see TIME mentioned in your comment. Yellow Card matey - one more and your off [:-]




Orm -> RE: Do you have the time? (4/15/2012 8:55:10 PM)

Bamse is actually a very educational cartoon.

Edit: Oops, forgot to mention time. [:(]




nate25 -> RE: Do you have the time? (4/15/2012 8:56:08 PM)

Fine, fine.

I know when it's TIME to sulk off into my corner.




warspite1 -> RE: Do you have the time? (4/15/2012 8:57:08 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Orm

Bamse is actually a very educational cartoon.

Edit: Oops, forgot to mention time. [:(]
Warspite1

Orm - that's a yellow for you too [sm=character0229.gif][sm=sign0006.gif][sm=character0229.gif][sm=sign0006.gif][sm=character0229.gif]




Orm -> RE: Do you have the time? (4/15/2012 8:57:08 PM)


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ORIGINAL: nate25

Wow.

And you guys think WE'RE weird?

If you have the time could you explain who "WE" are?




Orm -> RE: Do you have the time? (4/15/2012 8:58:10 PM)


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ORIGINAL: warspite1


quote:

ORIGINAL: Orm

Bamse is actually a very educational cartoon.

Edit: Oops, forgot to mention time. [:(]
Warspite1

Orm - that's a yellow for you too [sm=character0229.gif][sm=sign0006.gif][sm=character0229.gif][sm=sign0006.gif][sm=character0229.gif]

Not fair! [:(] I corrected my mistake in time! [;)]




parusski -> RE: Do you have the time? (4/15/2012 8:59:21 PM)


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ORIGINAL: warspite1


quote:

ORIGINAL: Orm

Bamse is actually a very educational cartoon.

Edit: Oops, forgot to mention time. [:(]
Warspite1

Orm - that's a yellow for you too [sm=character0229.gif][sm=sign0006.gif][sm=character0229.gif][sm=sign0006.gif][sm=character0229.gif]

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you too


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You've got too much TIME on your hands to fail to mention TIME. Last warning.




warspite1 -> RE: Do you have the time? (4/15/2012 9:01:13 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Orm


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ORIGINAL: warspite1


quote:

ORIGINAL: Orm

Bamse is actually a very educational cartoon.

Edit: Oops, forgot to mention time. [:(]
Warspite1

Orm - that's a yellow for you too [sm=character0229.gif][sm=sign0006.gif][sm=character0229.gif][sm=sign0006.gif][sm=character0229.gif]

Not fair! [:(] I corrected my mistake in time! [;)]
Warspite1

Yes apologies Ormster I was a tad previous. I have taken the time to review the decision and I have decided to rescind your yellow card.




nate25 -> RE: Do you have the time? (4/15/2012 9:02:30 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Orm


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ORIGINAL: nate25

Wow.

And you guys think WE'RE weird?

If you have the time could you explain who "WE" are?


No. No TIME for explaining the obvious.




warspite1 -> RE: Do you have the time? (4/15/2012 9:04:17 PM)


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ORIGINAL: parusski


quote:

ORIGINAL: warspite1


quote:

ORIGINAL: Orm

Bamse is actually a very educational cartoon.

Edit: Oops, forgot to mention time. [:(]
Warspite1

Orm - that's a yellow for you too [sm=character0229.gif][sm=sign0006.gif][sm=character0229.gif][sm=sign0006.gif][sm=character0229.gif]

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you too


[sm=00000003.gif][sm=character0229.gif][sm=character0229.gif]

You've got too much TIME on your hands to fail to mention TIME. Last warning.
Warspite1

One does not need to mention the time when acting as the thread monitor.




Orm -> RE: Do you have the time? (4/15/2012 9:04:58 PM)


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ORIGINAL: warspite1


quote:

ORIGINAL: Orm


quote:

ORIGINAL: warspite1


quote:

ORIGINAL: Orm

Bamse is actually a very educational cartoon.

Edit: Oops, forgot to mention time. [:(]
Warspite1

Orm - that's a yellow for you too [sm=character0229.gif][sm=sign0006.gif][sm=character0229.gif][sm=sign0006.gif][sm=character0229.gif]

Not fair! [:(] I corrected my mistake in time! [;)]
Warspite1

Yes apologies Ormster I was a tad previous. I have taken the time to review the decision and I have decided to rescind your yellow card.

[sm=00001746.gif]
Do kissing the referee result in a yellow card this time?
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warspite1 -> RE: Do you have the time? (4/15/2012 9:05:46 PM)


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ORIGINAL: nate25


quote:

ORIGINAL: Orm


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ORIGINAL: nate25

Wow.

And you guys think WE'RE weird?

If you have the time could you explain who "WE" are?


No. No TIME for explaining the obvious.

Warspite1

You couldn't make it a little more obvious could you? I am sure I will understand in time, but that's a luxury I just don't have at present.




warspite1 -> RE: Do you have the time? (4/15/2012 9:07:23 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Orm


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ORIGINAL: warspite1


quote:

ORIGINAL: Orm


quote:

ORIGINAL: warspite1


quote:

ORIGINAL: Orm

Bamse is actually a very educational cartoon.

Edit: Oops, forgot to mention time. [:(]
Warspite1

Orm - that's a yellow for you too [sm=character0229.gif][sm=sign0006.gif][sm=character0229.gif][sm=sign0006.gif][sm=character0229.gif]

Not fair! [:(] I corrected my mistake in time! [;)]
Warspite1

Yes apologies Ormster I was a tad previous. I have taken the time to review the decision and I have decided to rescind your yellow card.

[sm=00001746.gif]
Do kissing the referee result in a yellow card this time?
[sm=00001746.gif]
Warspite1

KISSING THE REFEREE!!!!

No that is not a yellow card - that's a straight red Orm, your off, get out of my sight.....

Sheesh, I don't have time for that sort of carry-on.




Orm -> RE: Do you have the time? (4/15/2012 9:07:27 PM)


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ORIGINAL: nate25


quote:

ORIGINAL: Orm


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ORIGINAL: nate25

Wow.

And you guys think WE'RE weird?

If you have the time could you explain who "WE" are?


No. No TIME for explaining the obvious.


No. It is not obvious to me. Since I do not think anyone here is weird I have hard time figuring out a group of people I am expected to think are weird.




nate25 -> RE: Do you have the time? (4/15/2012 9:15:32 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Orm


quote:

ORIGINAL: nate25


quote:

ORIGINAL: Orm


quote:

ORIGINAL: nate25

Wow.

And you guys think WE'RE weird?

If you have the time could you explain who "WE" are?


No. No TIME for explaining the obvious.


No. It is not obvious to me. Since I do not think anyone here is weird I have hard time figuring out a group of people I am expected to think are weird.


Oh, Orm, Orm, Orm.

I just do not have the TIME to explain AND keep Parusski from polluting all the threads.

It's a full-time Swedish work-week job! (At least 10hrs./wk.) [;)]




Orm -> RE: Do you have the time? (4/15/2012 9:16:20 PM)

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ORIGINAL: warspite1


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ORIGINAL: Orm


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ORIGINAL: warspite1


quote:

ORIGINAL: Orm


quote:

ORIGINAL: warspite1


quote:

ORIGINAL: Orm

Bamse is actually a very educational cartoon.

Edit: Oops, forgot to mention time. [:(]
Warspite1

Orm - that's a yellow for you too [sm=character0229.gif][sm=sign0006.gif][sm=character0229.gif][sm=sign0006.gif][sm=character0229.gif]

Not fair! [:(] I corrected my mistake in time! [;)]
Warspite1

Yes apologies Ormster I was a tad previous. I have taken the time to review the decision and I have decided to rescind your yellow card.

[sm=00001746.gif]
Do kissing the referee result in a yellow card this time?
[sm=00001746.gif]
Warspite1

KISSING THE REFEREE!!!!

No that is not a yellow card - that's a straight red Orm, your off, get out of my sight.....

Sheesh, I don't have time for that sort of carry-on.

But what if I send my assistant to do the kissing?


[image]local://upfiles/29130/75E71403E9674D5EA233C9CA6B1A1344.jpg[/image]
This time the kissing will be allowed?
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warspite1 -> RE: Do you have the time? (4/15/2012 9:19:44 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Orm

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ORIGINAL: warspite1


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ORIGINAL: Orm


quote:

ORIGINAL: warspite1


quote:

ORIGINAL: Orm


quote:

ORIGINAL: warspite1


quote:

ORIGINAL: Orm

Bamse is actually a very educational cartoon.

Edit: Oops, forgot to mention time. [:(]
Warspite1

Orm - that's a yellow for you too [sm=character0229.gif][sm=sign0006.gif][sm=character0229.gif][sm=sign0006.gif][sm=character0229.gif]

Not fair! [:(] I corrected my mistake in time! [;)]
Warspite1

Yes apologies Ormster I was a tad previous. I have taken the time to review the decision and I have decided to rescind your yellow card.

[sm=00001746.gif]
Do kissing the referee result in a yellow card this time?
[sm=00001746.gif]
Warspite1

KISSING THE REFEREE!!!!

No that is not a yellow card - that's a straight red Orm, your off, get out of my sight.....

Sheesh, I don't have time for that sort of carry-on.

But what if I send my assistant to do the kissing?


[image]local://upfiles/29130/75E71403E9674D5EA233C9CA6B1A1344.jpg[/image]
This time the kissing will be allowed?
[sm=00001746.gif]
Warspite1

Erm... I think instead of a yellow card, I will send her for an early bath [:D]




Yogi the Great -> RE: Do you have the time? (4/15/2012 9:23:10 PM)

HMMMM, Looks like the attack of the 50' woman.

Not sure if I should enjoy extra size, or be frustrated that I couldn't see it all at once!

By the way, I was in the class of 69 - we made that number famous [sm=00000622.gif]




Orm -> RE: Do you have the time? (4/15/2012 9:24:39 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Yogi the Great

HMMMM, Looks like the attack of the 50' woman.

Not sure if I should enjoy extra size, or be frustrated that I couldn't see it all at once!

By the way, I was in the class of 69 - we made that number famous [sm=00000622.gif]

Did I get the size right this time?

[image]local://upfiles/29130/BEBBF394884F4EF29FFDD4DF22535EE1.jpg[/image]




warspite1 -> RE: Do you have the time? (4/15/2012 9:26:11 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Yogi the Great

HMMMM, Looks like the attack of the 50' woman.

Not sure if I should enjoy extra size, or be frustrated that I couldn't see it all at once!

By the way, I was in the class of 69 - we made that number famous [sm=00000622.gif]
Warspite1

Another yellow card! [sm=character0229.gif]. Here we are, Orm, nate25 and I, talking about the vagueries of something or other, in a mature, grown-up way, and you Yogi, have to go and vulgerise the whole debate with your smutty references to 69's . Shame on you [:-].




parusski -> RE: Do you have the time? (4/15/2012 9:26:27 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Orm


quote:

ORIGINAL: Yogi the Great

HMMMM, Looks like the attack of the 50' woman.

Not sure if I should enjoy extra size, or be frustrated that I couldn't see it all at once!

By the way, I was in the class of 69 - we made that number famous [sm=00000622.gif]

Did I get the size right this time?

[image]local://upfiles/29130/BEBBF394884F4EF29FFDD4DF22535EE1.jpg[/image]


LOL, she actually looks like a doll.




warspite1 -> RE: Do you have the time? (4/15/2012 9:27:24 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: parusski


quote:

ORIGINAL: Orm


quote:

ORIGINAL: Yogi the Great

HMMMM, Looks like the attack of the 50' woman.

Not sure if I should enjoy extra size, or be frustrated that I couldn't see it all at once!

By the way, I was in the class of 69 - we made that number famous [sm=00000622.gif]

Did I get the size right this time?

[image]local://upfiles/29130/BEBBF394884F4EF29FFDD4DF22535EE1.jpg[/image]


LOL, she actually looks like a doll.
Warspite1

Defo prefer the dark haired young lady.




nate25 -> RE: Do you have the time? (4/15/2012 9:28:14 PM)

Do you have TIME to yellow-card Parusski?




nate25 -> RE: Do you have the time? (4/15/2012 9:29:24 PM)

And TIME to yellow-card yourself, Mr. referee?




warspite1 -> RE: Do you have the time? (4/15/2012 9:29:35 PM)


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ORIGINAL: nate25

Do you have TIME to yellow-card Parusski?

Warspite1

Sure, for what reason?




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