Bullwinkle58 -> RE: War and Peas - Hortlund (J) vs. Canoe (A) (5/8/2012 9:34:53 PM)
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ORIGINAL: Canoerebel Piercing the Peanut Gallery: By the way, gentlemen (and lady?) of the Peanut Gallery, I see right through you! One of the myriad small pleasures of a PBEM match is picking up on the tiny, unintentional, vague, hard-to-read signals that come from various sources. I'm sure you all have experienced this.... Right now, for instance, Steve is feverishly working his turns. Meanwhile, his AAR is lit up with activity while mine has gone ominously dark. Now, this cannot be coincidence or a reflection of the merit of my AAR. Steve is a Swede who probably sits around all day in a Speedo. Meanwhile, I am a supple and winsome southerner known for his rugged good looks, modesty, and uncommon writing ability. So I know something's up when Steve's AAR is going gang busters. Seriously, I love the fact that the forums are occupied by people who do everything within their power not to breach OpSec. You guys are good apples all. But I see right through you! :) So, what does it mean? I am convinced that Steve is up to something majestic. It may be NoPac or that may be a feint. I"m good at picking up subtle signals, but unfortuanely I seem to lack in making a quick, decisive and accurate evaluation. I read both AARs. I can tell you without damage to OpSec that the traffic you see over there is a discussion of this season's herring catch. It is of uncommonly fine quality, with firm, supple scales, bright, happy eyes, and flesh smelling faintly of horseradish sauce. (A genetic mutation is suspected.) Sweden has taken the week off to gorge. (I posted this only to give PH the idea that your AAR has suddenly lit up with interest. Since you announced you were not going to read the superior strategic advice coming at you from all quarters the regulars have retired to a secret Web forum to discuss your lack of grooming as well as General Lee's overall incompetance. In the background one can hear the soundtrack from Ben Aflack's (quack, quack!) finest films.) I hope I have not said too much . . .
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