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nate25 -> Parusski buys Buford, Wyoming (4/14/2012 3:01:48 PM)

I'm on to you.

Your disguise as the Vietnamese business man Nguyen was brilliant, but you should have picked a different last name.

Everyone here knows Nguyen is Steiner in Vietnamese.

Your plan to raze the tiny town and rebuild it as a tribute to the Eastern Front Caucasus area where you fought as a younger man is exposed.

What say you, Steiner?

Is it really worth it to destroy an entire town to build a monument to your exploits on the Ostfront?




warspite1 -> RE: Parusski buys Buford, Wyoming (4/14/2012 4:01:44 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: nate25

I'm on to you.

Your disguise as the Vietnamese business man Nguyen was brilliant, but you should have picked a different last name.

Everyone here knows Nguyen is Steiner in Vietnamese.

Your plan to raze the tiny town and rebuild it as a tribute to the Eastern Front Caucasus area where you fought as a younger man is exposed.

What say you, Steiner?

Is it really worth it to destroy an entire town to build a monument to your exploits on the Ostfront?
Warspite1

There is only one Buford

[image]local://upfiles/28156/8EED33898A444385B999F84A5A2D6829.jpg[/image]




parusski -> RE: Parusski buys Buford, Wyoming (4/14/2012 4:12:23 PM)

quote:

Your plan to raze the tiny town and rebuild it as a tribute to the Eastern Front Caucasus area where you fought as a younger man is exposed.

What say you, Steiner?

Is it really worth it to destroy an entire town to build a monument to your exploits on the Ostfront?


I need Lebensraum. And if I necessary, I will destroy all of Wyoming.

BTW...have you guys NEVER wondered why I, a German hero, would choose a user name like parusski????

Any theories from you two geniuses as to why I am both Steiner and Parusski???




nate25 -> RE: Parusski buys Buford, Wyoming (4/14/2012 4:17:23 PM)

My first thought is that you've named at least two of your personalities, Eve.




sabre1 -> RE: Parusski buys Buford, Wyoming (4/14/2012 4:26:29 PM)

I have a feeling I would be better off asking God.




parusski -> RE: Parusski buys Buford, Wyoming (4/14/2012 4:28:45 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: sabre1

I have a feeling I would be better off asking God.


Ask God what? Am I going to destroy Buford, WY? Am I going to annex all of Wyoming? Do I have split personalities?

OR, what the heck are we even talking about??




nate25 -> RE: Parusski buys Buford, Wyoming (4/14/2012 4:33:53 PM)

Ty govorish parusski, moi padruga?




parusski -> RE: Parusski buys Buford, Wyoming (4/14/2012 4:39:54 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: nate25

Ty govorish parusski, moi padruga?


Да, Я говорю по-русски.

Oh, and:

Моё судно на воздушной подушке полно угрей




warspite1 -> RE: Parusski buys Buford, Wyoming (4/14/2012 4:47:55 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: parusski

quote:

Your plan to raze the tiny town and rebuild it as a tribute to the Eastern Front Caucasus area where you fought as a younger man is exposed.

What say you, Steiner?

Is it really worth it to destroy an entire town to build a monument to your exploits on the Ostfront?


I need Lebensraum. And if I necessary, I will destroy all of Wyoming.

BTW...have you guys NEVER wondered why I, a German hero, would choose a user name like parusski????

Any theories from you two geniuses as to why I am both Steiner and Parusski???
Warspite1

Its an alias. When you went over to the US, trying desperately to leave behind your German past, you adopted the name Piers Algernon Russki (as you wanted to fit in with the local inhabitants).

Only in recent years have you come to embrace your past and are happy to be openly Steiner once more. Indeed the fact that you are now buying up parts of Wyoming and adopting your own version of Lebensraum, proves that you are now comfortable in your own skin.





nate25 -> RE: Parusski buys Buford, Wyoming (4/14/2012 4:49:46 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: parusski

quote:

ORIGINAL: nate25

Ty govorish parusski, moi padruga?


Да, Я говорю по-русски.

Oh, and:

Моё судно на воздушной подушке полно угрей


How do I get Cyrillic on my machine?




warspite1 -> RE: Parusski buys Buford, Wyoming (4/14/2012 4:49:51 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: parusski

quote:

ORIGINAL: nate25

Ty govorish parusski, moi padruga?


Да, Я говорю по-русски. Translation: Hello my name is Steiner

Oh, and:

Моё судно на воздушной подушке полно угрей Translation: Moe is a character in the Simpsons
Warspite1

What the hell happened there?




nate25 -> RE: Parusski buys Buford, Wyoming (4/14/2012 4:54:52 PM)

Steiner's the computer guy. He'll know.




SLAAKMAN -> RE: Parusski buys Buford, Wyoming (4/14/2012 5:02:15 PM)

quote:

BTW...have you guys NEVER wondered why I, a German hero, would choose a user name like parusski????

The Mighty Slaakman knows exactly why;
Вы говорите России.

[:'(]




parusski -> RE: Parusski buys Buford, Wyoming (4/14/2012 5:05:14 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: nate25


quote:

ORIGINAL: parusski

quote:

ORIGINAL: nate25

Ty govorish parusski, moi padruga?


Да, Я говорю по-русски.

Oh, and:

Моё судно на воздушной подушке полно угрей


How do I get Cyrillic on my machine?



You have to actually know Russian. Or you could navigate: control panel, region and language, select the format drop down menu and choose the language you want. Such as Russian, Georgian, Ukrainian...




nate25 -> RE: Parusski buys Buford, Wyoming (4/14/2012 5:10:16 PM)

Oh crap...

I just did some bad things I dont understand...




warspite1 -> RE: Parusski buys Buford, Wyoming (4/14/2012 5:11:45 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: nate25

Oh crap...

I just did some bad things I dont understand...
Warspite1

Have you been spelling out rude words again young natester?




nate25 -> RE: Parusski buys Buford, Wyoming (4/14/2012 5:14:17 PM)

Wait one, over




parusski -> RE: Parusski buys Buford, Wyoming (4/14/2012 5:14:34 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: SLAAKMAN

quote:

BTW...have you guys NEVER wondered why I, a German hero, would choose a user name like parusski????

The Mighty Slaakman knows exactly why;
Вы говорите России.

[:'(]

Вы говорите русски
OR
Вы говорите по-русски




nate25 -> RE: Parusski buys Buford, Wyoming (4/14/2012 5:24:09 PM)

Ok now I think. I hope.

Steiner, this was all your fault.

Do NOT dangle shiny neat toys like that in front of the dumb old jock. [:@]




parusski -> RE: Parusski buys Buford, Wyoming (4/14/2012 5:29:52 PM)

quote:

dumb


At least you understand what you are...[:D]




nate25 -> RE: Parusski buys Buford, Wyoming (4/14/2012 5:37:26 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: parusski

quote:

ORIGINAL: nate25

Ty govorish parusski, moi padruga?


Да, Я говорю по-русски.

Oh, and:

Моё судно на воздушной подушке полно угрей


What did this say?




parusski -> RE: Parusski buys Buford, Wyoming (4/14/2012 5:51:02 PM)

LOL, it said: Моё судно на воздушной подушке полно угрей...heheeee




nate25 -> RE: Parusski buys Buford, Wyoming (4/14/2012 5:53:54 PM)

heheeeeee.... (WTF?!)

Come on, computer boy. you know I can take it.




parusski -> RE: Parusski buys Buford, Wyoming (4/14/2012 6:02:24 PM)




At :59 is the definition of Моё судно на воздушной подушке полно угрей

I am sorry that warspite1 did not know this.




nate25 -> RE: Parusski buys Buford, Wyoming (4/14/2012 6:08:55 PM)

My hovercraft is full of eels?

That's the good comeback I've been waiting for?

You MUST be busy. . . [>:]




nate25 -> RE: Parusski buys Buford, Wyoming (4/14/2012 6:14:51 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: parusski

quote:

Your plan to raze the tiny town and rebuild it as a tribute to the Eastern Front Caucasus area where you fought as a younger man is exposed.

What say you, Steiner?

Is it really worth it to destroy an entire town to build a monument to your exploits on the Ostfront?


I need Lebensraum. And if I necessary, I will destroy all of Wyoming.

BTW...have you guys NEVER wondered why I, a German hero, would choose a user name like parusski????

Any theories from you two geniuses as to why I am both Steiner and Parusski???


I got it.

You're a Trabant driving, closet Thalmann Pioneer who wants to resurrect the DDR in Wyoming?




warspite1 -> RE: Parusski buys Buford, Wyoming (4/14/2012 6:16:13 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: parusski




At :59 is the definition of Моё судно на воздушной подушке полно угрей

I am sorry that warspite1 did not know this.
Warspite1

Frankly I'm ignoring your childish attempts at humour; Have you read in the news about the US housing market? The market saturated with homes/ price value goes down.

You Tube has been saturated with rubbish comedy clips like Blackadder and Monty Python so the value goes down.

I'm wondering what is the value factor of those clips.





parusski -> RE: Parusski buys Buford, Wyoming (4/14/2012 6:39:01 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: nate25


quote:

ORIGINAL: parusski

quote:

Your plan to raze the tiny town and rebuild it as a tribute to the Eastern Front Caucasus area where you fought as a younger man is exposed.

What say you, Steiner?

Is it really worth it to destroy an entire town to build a monument to your exploits on the Ostfront?


I need Lebensraum. And if I necessary, I will destroy all of Wyoming.

BTW...have you guys NEVER wondered why I, a German hero, would choose a user name like parusski????

Any theories from you two geniuses as to why I am both Steiner and Parusski???


I got it.

You're a Trabant driving, closet Thalmann Pioneer who wants to resurrect the DDR in Wyoming?



And I thought I was being secretive.




nate25 -> RE: Parusski buys Buford, Wyoming (4/14/2012 7:17:35 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: parusski

quote:

Your plan to raze the tiny town and rebuild it as a tribute to the Eastern Front Caucasus area where you fought as a younger man is exposed.

What say you, Steiner?

Is it really worth it to destroy an entire town to build a monument to your exploits on the Ostfront?


I need Lebensraum. And if I necessary, I will destroy all of Wyoming.

BTW...have you guys NEVER wondered why I, a German hero, would choose a user name like parusski????

Any theories from you two geniuses as to why I am both Steiner and Parusski???


All right, here's a serious try.

You are Rolf Parusski Steiner because:

Your German family went to Russia sometime in the 18th century. Since you like the Cross of Iron story so well, I'm guessing they settled in either the Crimea or the N. Caucasus area.




Orm -> RE: Parusski buys Buford, Wyoming (4/14/2012 7:42:23 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: parusski

BTW...have you guys NEVER wondered why I, a German hero, would choose a user name like parusski????

Any theories from you two geniuses as to why I am both Steiner and Parusski???

Steiner was obviously already taken on the forum so you were not able to pick Steiner.

I guess you picked parusski because it is an old family name.




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