Canoerebel -> RE: OT: Five Books I'd Love to See Made Into Movies (6/14/2012 1:33:43 AM)
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Well how about Bridge on the River Kwai and Doctor Zhivago? Most of the good guys die in those flicks, but both got Best Picture awards, IIRC. So HMS Ulysses is set, though it doesn't have a love interest, which I suppose is de rigguer (spelling?). Perhaps Ben Afflec can take the part of Hans Bilgewort, a lonely lighthousekeeper in Newfoundland who falls for Eva Corn, a longshorewoman of questionable virtue. They have a torrid love scene inside the lighthouse, where some whacky Canadian RAF pilots had draped parachutes to dry. When Affleck points the lighthouse's piercing light into the eyes of a German U-Boat commander, blinding him temporarily so that he beaches his vessel, Afflec is given command of the HMS Ulysses. He rams Ulyssess into Tirpitz, Gniesenau and Prince Eugen, sinking all three, but discovering the Eva was actually a bosun in the German Navy. She informs him that his son is actually the love child of Admiral Donitz. The End.
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