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Titanwarrior89 -> RE: Fun thread.....why Matrix Shouldn't Hire YOu! (1/29/2013 2:40:08 PM)
Wow, you are Soooo not hired.[:o][:D] quote: ORIGINAL: Josh You folks can't hire me because I'm wearing these; [img]http://static.nationalgeographic.nl/pictures/genjUserPhotoPicture/mediaBig/07/81/37/klompen-4-378107.jpg[/img] No honestly.

Mobius -> RE: Fun thread.....why Matrix Shouldn't Hire YOu! (1/29/2013 3:58:46 PM)
1. I run with scissors.

Titanwarrior89 -> RE: Fun thread.....why Matrix Shouldn't Hire YOu! (1/29/2013 7:04:40 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Mobius 1. I run with scissors. [:D]Hahahaha[X(]

warspite1 -> RE: Fun thread.....why Matrix Shouldn't Hire YOu! (1/29/2013 7:18:58 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DivePac88 3/ But mainly because I do really strange things to bread. [X(] warspite1 Wow - we have a lot in common. I shouldn't be hired because I like to do strange things to Water Melons!

parusski -> RE: Fun thread.....why Matrix Shouldn't Hire YOu! (1/30/2013 12:17:12 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: warspite1 quote: ORIGINAL: DivePac88 3/ But mainly because I do really strange things to bread. [X(] warspite1 Wow - we have a lot in common. I shouldn't be hired because I like to do strange things to Water Melons! After putting the melons in the microwave?? Personally I prefer the melons my wife presents me every evening...[sm=00000280.gif][sm=00000280.gif][sm=00000280.gif]

Chickenboy -> RE: Fun thread.....why Matrix Shouldn't Hire YOu! (1/30/2013 5:42:12 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: H Gilmer Do I qualify? Oh....so close. You had me until "I love the Tide." No front-runners need apply, it appears. [:'(]

Chickenboy -> RE: Fun thread.....why Matrix Shouldn't Hire YOu! (1/30/2013 5:45:32 AM)
quote: 3/ But mainly because I do really strange things to bread. [X(] No, no and no! Where you choose to put your 'thing' is none of our business. Until you put in in some bread you offer us. Please see "American Pie" and then get back to us. Until then, your application is rejected. [:-]

wodin -> RE: Fun thread.....why Matrix Shouldn't Hire YOu! (1/30/2013 9:29:30 AM)
Because I moan...oh and I have 666 on me head.. edit: can't believe it Chickenboy..you would have posted last!!! again nothing to do with you;)

ilovestrategy -> RE: Fun thread.....why Matrix Shouldn't Hire YOu! (1/30/2013 9:41:54 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: parusski After putting the melons in the microwave?? Personally I prefer the melons my wife presents me every evening...[sm=00000280.gif][sm=00000280.gif][sm=00000280.gif] Thanks for nothing Steiner, my wife is wondering why I burst out laughing. [:D]

Rtwfreak -> RE: Fun thread.....why Matrix Shouldn't Hire YOu! (1/30/2013 5:06:55 PM)
quote: Personally I prefer the melons my wife presents me every evening Yeah Yeah Picture of you standing beside her or it isn't so.

parusski -> RE: Fun thread.....why Matrix Shouldn't Hire YOu! (1/30/2013 6:49:02 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ilovestrategy quote: ORIGINAL: parusski After putting the melons in the microwave?? Personally I prefer the melons my wife presents me every evening...[sm=00000280.gif][sm=00000280.gif][sm=00000280.gif] Thanks for nothing Steiner, my wife is wondering why I burst out laughing. [:D] I aim to please. I know you are all counting on me.

warspite1 -> RE: Fun thread.....why Matrix Shouldn't Hire YOu! (1/30/2013 7:05:15 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: parusski quote: ORIGINAL: ilovestrategy quote: ORIGINAL: parusski After putting the melons in the microwave?? Personally I prefer the melons my wife presents me every evening...[sm=00000280.gif][sm=00000280.gif][sm=00000280.gif] Thanks for nothing Steiner, my wife is wondering why I burst out laughing. [:D] I aim to please. I know you are all counting on me. warspite1 Good luck, we're all counting on you.

parusski -> RE: Fun thread.....why Matrix Shouldn't Hire YOu! (1/30/2013 7:49:27 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: warspite1 quote: ORIGINAL: parusski quote: ORIGINAL: ilovestrategy quote: ORIGINAL: parusski After putting the melons in the microwave?? Personally I prefer the melons my wife presents me every evening...[sm=00000280.gif][sm=00000280.gif][sm=00000280.gif] Thanks for nothing Steiner, my wife is wondering why I burst out laughing. [:D] I aim to please. I know you are all counting on me. warspite1 Good luck, we're all counting on you. Thanks M'C. I knew you were all counting on me.

wodin -> RE: Fun thread.....why Matrix Shouldn't Hire YOu! (1/30/2013 7:55:34 PM)
You haven't seen what I can do with a cactus..

parusski -> RE: Fun thread.....why Matrix Shouldn't Hire YOu! (1/30/2013 8:04:23 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: wodin You haven't seen what I can do with a cactus.. No I have not. And I am not so sure i want to.

warspite1 -> RE: Fun thread.....why Matrix Shouldn't Hire YOu! (1/30/2013 8:17:43 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: parusski quote: ORIGINAL: wodin You haven't seen what I can do with a cactus.. No I have not. And I am not so sure i want to. warspite1 I just wanted to say, Good Luck - we're all counting on you.

parusski -> RE: Fun thread.....why Matrix Shouldn't Hire YOu! (1/30/2013 8:26:11 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: warspite1 quote: ORIGINAL: parusski quote: ORIGINAL: wodin You haven't seen what I can do with a cactus.. No I have not. And I am not so sure i want to. warspite1 I just wanted to say, Good Luck - we're all counting on you. Thanks. I never want to let down the people who are counting on me. I will continue my diligent work.

Zorch -> RE: Fun thread.....why Matrix Shouldn't Hire YOu! (1/30/2013 10:28:46 PM)
But what if they're counting on you to let them down?

parusski -> RE: Fun thread.....why Matrix Shouldn't Hire YOu! (1/30/2013 10:31:43 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Zorch But what if they're counting on you to let them down? Good question Zorch. Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.

wodin -> RE: Fun thread.....why Matrix Shouldn't Hire YOu! (1/30/2013 11:43:06 PM)
Peruvian Torch are my favourite..pressure cooker and a weekend needed.

Zorch -> RE: Fun thread.....why Matrix Shouldn't Hire YOu! (1/31/2013 2:42:30 AM)
How about sniffing glue? [image]local://upfiles/34241/538EC85F64514D28B9EAFE22DF5A5C4D.jpg[/image]

Orm -> RE: Fun thread.....why Matrix Shouldn't Hire YOu! (2/4/2013 6:32:11 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Titanwarrior89 1. I am old....er. 2. I drink alot of coffee 3. I like to sit now, when doing number 2 above. 4. I would want free games[:)] 5. I may show up late now, well probley most of the time.[:(] 6. Open Cell phone use.... 7. And sleep at my desk.....big desk 8. A desk bigger than Erik's 9. Believe everything on my resume. 10.Last but not least, never ever stress me out and must be home to watch the Big Bang Theory.[:o] Maybe you should run for a political position?

parusski -> RE: Fun thread.....why Matrix Shouldn't Hire YOu! (2/4/2013 6:50:12 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Zorch How about sniffing glue? [image]local://upfiles/34241/538EC85F64514D28B9EAFE22DF5A5C4D.jpg[/image] I made the mistake of quitting that too. Zorch, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

Titanwarrior89 -> RE: Fun thread.....why Matrix Shouldn't Hire YOu! (2/5/2013 12:15:12 AM)
If u don't get caught. But no benefits or 401k.[:-][:(] quote: ORIGINAL: Zorch How about sniffing glue? [image]local://upfiles/34241/538EC85F64514D28B9EAFE22DF5A5C4D.jpg[/image]

ilovestrategy -> RE: Fun thread.....why Matrix Shouldn't Hire YOu! (2/5/2013 7:51:05 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: parusski quote: ORIGINAL: Zorch How about sniffing glue? [image]local://upfiles/34241/538EC85F64514D28B9EAFE22DF5A5C4D.jpg[/image] I made the mistake of quitting that too. Zorch, have you ever been in a Turkish prison? Do you ever watch gladiator movies? I watched Airplane in the theater when it came out. Man, that movie is hilarious.

Anthropoid -> RE: Fun thread.....why Matrix Shouldn't Hire YOu! (2/5/2013 7:16:47 PM)
From Gary's thread . . . http://www.matrixgames.com/forums/fb.asp?m=3263888 quote: 1. The details of my life are inconsequential . . . 2. If given an offer, I would insist on a retainer of one hundred Beellionh dollars. 3. You see, I've turned the moon into what I like to call a "Death Star." 4. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, its breathtaking I suggest you try it. 5. Share? I'm the head of an Evil Organization, I don't share; okay you fricking idiot? 6. I only came on this forum as a platform to voice my aspirations for world domination. 7. I relish the sort of general malaise that only the genius posess and the insane lament. 8. I love toe cleavage. 9. You'll notice that all the sharks have laser beams attached to their heads. I figure that every creature deserves a warm meal snicker 10. And the best part of this plan is? . . . no one can stop me. Not even Erik Rutins Mwahahah! Mwhahaha! Mwahahah!

parusski -> RE: Fun thread.....why Matrix Shouldn't Hire YOu! (2/5/2013 7:21:24 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ilovestrategy quote: ORIGINAL: parusski quote: ORIGINAL: Zorch How about sniffing glue? [image]local://upfiles/34241/538EC85F64514D28B9EAFE22DF5A5C4D.jpg[/image] I made the mistake of quitting that too. Zorch, have you ever been in a Turkish prison? Do you ever watch gladiator movies? I watched Airplane in the theater when it came out. Man, that movie is hilarious. Watch gladiator movies? My boy, I STAR in them.

warspite1 -> RE: Fun thread.....why Matrix Shouldn't Hire YOu! (2/5/2013 7:24:56 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: parusski quote: ORIGINAL: ilovestrategy quote: ORIGINAL: parusski quote: ORIGINAL: Zorch How about sniffing glue? [image]local://upfiles/34241/538EC85F64514D28B9EAFE22DF5A5C4D.jpg[/image] I made the mistake of quitting that too. Zorch, have you ever been in a Turkish prison? Do you ever watch gladiator movies? I watched Airplane in the theater when it came out. Man, that movie is hilarious. Watch gladiator movies. My boy, I STAR in them. warspite1 Tis true. Parusski played Kirk Douglas' cod piece

parusski -> RE: Fun thread.....why Matrix Shouldn't Hire YOu! (2/5/2013 7:34:39 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: warspite1 quote: ORIGINAL: parusski quote: ORIGINAL: ilovestrategy quote: ORIGINAL: parusski quote: ORIGINAL: Zorch How about sniffing glue? [image]local://upfiles/34241/538EC85F64514D28B9EAFE22DF5A5C4D.jpg[/image] I made the mistake of quitting that too. Zorch, have you ever been in a Turkish prison? Do you ever watch gladiator movies? I watched Airplane in the theater when it came out. Man, that movie is hilarious. Watch gladiator movies. My boy, I STAR in them. warspite1 Tis true. Parusski played Kirk Douglas' cod piece [&o] Okay, you win round 12,233.

Zorch -> RE: Fun thread.....why Matrix Shouldn't Hire YOu! (2/6/2013 9:41:20 PM)
What's our vector, Victor? Do we have clearance, Clarence? Over to you, Captain Oveur!

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