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ORIGINAL: warspite1

Person 1: Remember, once you're inside you're on your own.
Person 2: Oh, you mean I can't count on you?
Person 1: No.
Person 2: Good!

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ORIGINAL: warspite1

Person 1: They even put his penis in a big jar. I mean why... why would they do that?
Person 2: Well... you saw that penis; it wouldn't have fit in a little jar.

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ORIGINAL: warspite1

Person 1: Are these beds made out of bombs?
Person 2: Yes, but they are very old and highly unlikely to blow up. But try not to toss and turn.
Person 1: Cool!

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ORIGINAL: warspite1

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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

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ORIGINAL: warspite1

Person 1: I admire you as a policeman - particularly your adherence to violence as a necessary adjunct to the job.

Lethal Weapon?

warspite1

No - not Lethal Weapon.

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ORIGINAL: warspite1

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ORIGINAL: warspite1

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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

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ORIGINAL: warspite1

Person 1: I admire you as a policeman - particularly your adherence to violence as a necessary adjunct to the job.

Lethal Weapon?

warspite1

No - not Lethal Weapon.

warspite1

Clue: This film should go down as a modern classic - if that is not already the case - great actors, great story, a real classy production.

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ORIGINAL: warspite1

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ORIGINAL: warspite1

Person 1: Are these beds made out of bombs?
Person 2: Yes, but they are very old and highly unlikely to blow up. But try not to toss and turn.
Person 1: Cool!

warspite1

A childrens film that adults can enjoy

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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

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ORIGINAL: warspite1

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ORIGINAL: warspite1

Person 1: Are these beds made out of bombs?
Person 2: Yes, but they are very old and highly unlikely to blow up. But try not to toss and turn.
Person 1: Cool!

warspite1

A childrens film that adults can enjoy

The Incredibles?

quote:

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

Mary Poppins?

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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

Chitti Chitti Bang Bang?

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ORIGINAL: Curtis Lemay

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ORIGINAL: warspite1

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ORIGINAL: warspite1

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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

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ORIGINAL: warspite1

Person 1: I admire you as a policeman - particularly your adherence to violence as a necessary adjunct to the job.

Lethal Weapon?

warspite1

No - not Lethal Weapon.

warspite1

Clue: This film should go down as a modern classic - if that is not already the case - great actors, great story, a real classy production.

LA Confidential

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ORIGINAL: warspite1

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ORIGINAL: warspite1

Person 1: Are these beds made out of bombs?
Person 2: Yes, but they are very old and highly unlikely to blow up. But try not to toss and turn.
Person 1: Cool!

warspite1

A childrens film that adults can enjoy

quote:

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

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ORIGINAL: warspite1

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ORIGINAL: warspite1

Person 1: Are these beds made out of bombs?
Person 2: Yes, but they are very old and highly unlikely to blow up. But try not to toss and turn.
Person 1: Cool!

warspite1

A childrens film that adults can enjoy

Free Willy? [:'(]

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ORIGINAL: warspite1

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ORIGINAL: warspite1

Person 1: Remember, once you're inside you're on your own.
Person 2: Oh, you mean I can't count on you?
Person 1: No.
Person 2: Good!

warspite1

Clue: a classic 80's film.

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ORIGINAL: warspite1

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ORIGINAL: warspite1

Person 1: They even put his penis in a big jar. I mean why... why would they do that?
Person 2: Well... you saw that penis; it wouldn't have fit in a little jar.

warspite1

Clue: a comedy made post 2000

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ORIGINAL: warspite1

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ORIGINAL: warspite1

Person 1: Are these beds made out of bombs?
Person 2: Yes, but they are very old and highly unlikely to blow up. But try not to toss and turn.
Person 1: Cool!

warspite1

A childrens film that adults can enjoy

quote:

ORIGINAL: warspite1

quote:

ORIGINAL: warspite1

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ORIGINAL: warspite1

Person 1: Remember, once you're inside you're on your own.
Person 2: Oh, you mean I can't count on you?
Person 1: No.
Person 2: Good!

warspite1

Clue: a classic 80's film.

warspite1

And another clue:

Person 1: There was an accident. About an hour ago, a small jet went down inside New York City. The President was on board.
Person 2: The president of what?

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ORIGINAL: **budd**

Escape from new york

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ORIGINAL: warspite1

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ORIGINAL: warspite1

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ORIGINAL: warspite1

Person 1: Remember, once you're inside you're on your own.
Person 2: Oh, you mean I can't count on you?
Person 1: No.
Person 2: Good!

warspite1

Clue: a classic 80's film.

warspite1

And another clue:

Person 1: There was an accident. About an hour ago, a small jet went down inside New York City. The President was on board.
Person 2: The president of what?

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ORIGINAL: warspite1

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ORIGINAL: warspite1

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ORIGINAL: warspite1

Person 1: Are these beds made out of bombs?
Person 2: Yes, but they are very old and highly unlikely to blow up. But try not to toss and turn.
Person 1: Cool!

warspite1

A childrens film that adults can enjoy

warspite1

And another clue:

Person 1: You are a beautiful woman. Do you speak Spanish?
Person 2: Do I look like I speak Spanish?
Person 1: You have a face... Como un burro.
Person 2: Oh! Well, thank you!

quote:

ORIGINAL: Max 86

"If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis"

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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

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ORIGINAL: warspite1

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ORIGINAL: warspite1

quote:

ORIGINAL: warspite1

Person 1: Are these beds made out of bombs?
Person 2: Yes, but they are very old and highly unlikely to blow up. But try not to toss and turn.
Person 1: Cool!

warspite1

A childrens film that adults can enjoy

warspite1

And another clue:

Person 1: You are a beautiful woman. Do you speak Spanish?
Person 2: Do I look like I speak Spanish?
Person 1: You have a face... Como un burro.
Person 2: Oh! Well, thank you!

Despicable me. And no, this isn't the title of Warspite1's autobiography. It was very cruel of you to think that, Parusski. [:-]

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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

"You see sesesh has to be cleared away by the hand of God like the Jews of old. Now I will have to burn this town. "

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ORIGINAL: Curtis Lemay

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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

"You see sesesh has to be cleared away by the hand of God like the Jews of old. Now I will have to burn this town. "

Glory

Now try:

"Just what do you think you're doing, Dave?"

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ORIGINAL: warspite1
Correct on both counts:

a) The film was the quite brilliant Despicable me
b) That wasn't the title of my autobiography

My best selling, hum-dinger of an autobiography was of course the rather quaintly titled:

Suck on my twin 15-inchers you Axis b******s!! (The art of being a beautiful battleship, is knowing when not to be too much of a (Grand Old) lady).

Available from all good book stores.

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ORIGINAL: warspite1

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ORIGINAL: Curtis Lemay

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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

"You see sesesh has to be cleared away by the hand of God like the Jews of old. Now I will have to burn this town. "

Glory

Now try:

"Just what do you think you're doing, Dave?"

warspite1

Space Odyssey 2001