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fbs -> It's all the patch's fault! (8/19/2013 12:47:50 AM)
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As I put my most interesting battle against the German AI on hold, waiting for the patch to come out, I had no games to play.
Therefore I installed some Japanese game (Aeiou or something) to do some dungeon crawling. The game, being Japanese, gave the NPC ladies some armor sets that are either completely impractical or a masterstroke at distracting the enemy with such huge cleavage.
But I digress (I'm distracted). The game also gave me a pet. You'll notice the thing is pink. And has a pink headlace. And it cries and stomps the ground if I don't feed and wash and groom and play with it every 20 minutes. Now, in defense of the thingie, if I feed/wash/grom/play in time, it will bring me a gift (wrapped with a pink lace, of course). I wished the gift box would have an A20 howitzer for me to kill my flying rats, but alas it has some coins I have no idea what to do with them.
So there you have it: a grown up man reduced to washing a pet every 20 minutes to get some baffling coins. It's all the patch's fault.
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