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TulliusDetritus -> RE: You have two cows. (2/24/2014 2:18:08 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Erik Rutins Let's try to keep this on cow jokes and not politics. She disagrees! I mean she'd love to see this thread locked! [8D] [image]local://upfiles/11562/7D64ED0B6AE74C6FB33560266B568C47.jpg[/image]

Lecivius -> RE: You have two cows. (2/24/2014 4:07:42 PM)
Holy Cow! [image]local://upfiles/26061/BD88A8145F0B4565B8BABFDC97A3FFC6.jpg[/image]

shunwick -> RE: You have two cows. (2/24/2014 5:12:42 PM)
Schrödingerism You have two cows. They are both alive and dead providing you don't look.

shunwick -> RE: You have two cows. (2/24/2014 5:13:41 PM)
Accidentalism You have two cows. How did that happen?

shunwick -> RE: You have two cows. (2/24/2014 5:15:05 PM)
Adevism According to legend, you have two cows. But you don't believe it.

Pvt_Grunt -> RE: You have two cows. (2/24/2014 5:36:28 PM)
Knock knock Who's there? Interupting cow... Interupti MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Aurelian -> RE: You have two cows. (2/24/2014 8:03:12 PM)
How do you make a milkshake? Give a cow a pogo stick. Q. How did the blonde die while drinking milk? A. The cow sat down.

Gilmer -> RE: You have two cows. (2/24/2014 11:44:12 PM)
I still like mine the best. You get drunk in mine.

Zorch -> RE: You have two cows. (2/28/2014 12:24:51 AM)
X-files-ism You have 2 cows. They're out there somewhere.

t001001001 -> RE: You have two cows. (2/28/2014 12:43:33 AM)
You own 2 cows. They belong to you. Other than that I don't know what bidness it is of anyone else what you do w/ im.

warspite1 -> RE: You have two cows. (2/28/2014 7:10:52 PM)
No I don't. You must be thinking of someone else....

pmelheck1 -> RE: You have two cows. (2/28/2014 9:07:32 PM)
Televisionism You sit in your living room watching farmers milking 2 cows and point out how their doing it wrong and you could do MUCH better.

pmelheck1 -> RE: You have two cows. (2/28/2014 9:13:38 PM)
stonerism -- You have 2 cows. Dude where's the munchies. What were we talking about again?

Aurelian -> RE: You have two cows. (3/1/2014 12:33:43 AM)
SOVIET You have two cows. You count them and realize you have four cows. You drink more Vodka. You count the cows again and realize you have eleventy six cows. You drink even more Vodka. After a while, you realize that eleventy isn’t a real number. You count the cows again and have two cows. You open another bottle of Vodka and try to drown the loss of eleventy four cows ITALIAN CORPORATION You have two cows but you don't know where they are. While ambling around, you see a beautiful woman. You break for lunch. Life is good.

warspite1 -> RE: You have two cows. (3/1/2014 4:10:51 AM)
Nazi You have two cows. You invade Poland

danlongman -> RE: You have two cows. (3/1/2014 4:46:32 AM)
Latvia. You have no cow. Have no potato. Only rock and malnurish. Is sad. And dark. Cold. You die and suffer over.

Darkspire -> RE: You have two cows. (3/1/2014 7:06:27 AM)
Banishedism. You have two cows. Everyone dies.

Curtis Lemay -> RE: You have two cows. (3/1/2014 2:03:40 PM)
Ozarkism: You have two cows. Both have been trained to back up to that stump you're standing on.

Missouri_Rebel -> RE: You have two cows. (3/2/2014 6:20:39 AM)
Wargameism You have two cows You teach them to play wargames There is now three living entities in the surrounding six counties that share your passion You accuse those cheating s.o.b. cows of teaming up on you and gaming loopholes Steaks at 9:00, solo play to follow quote: ORIGINAL: Curtis Lemay Ozarkism: You have two cows. Both have been trained to back up to that stump you're standing on. Silly Texan. We don't have cows round these parts. Now goats on the other hand... And for your sin, one of my sing-songs http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxX79btQjQg mo reb

Orm -> RE: You have two cows. (3/2/2014 11:51:39 AM)
Nice song mo reb. [:)] And the pictures are stunning. But the snake gives me the shivers.

Orm -> RE: You have two cows. (3/2/2014 12:23:40 PM)
mo rebism: You have two pigs. You have a barbeque party. You now have a lot of happy neighbours and friends. You have one pig left for the next party. Edit: And if I am lucky I am in the neighbourhood so I can invite myself for when it is time for the next barbeque.

Curtis Lemay -> RE: You have two cows. (3/2/2014 1:45:11 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Missouri_Rebel quote: ORIGINAL: Curtis Lemay Ozarkism: You have two cows. Both have been trained to back up to that stump you're standing on. Silly Texan. We don't have cows round these parts. Now goats on the other hand... Texan...transplanted from Arkansas.

Missouri_Rebel -> RE: You have two cows. (3/2/2014 3:44:50 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Orm Nice song mo reb. [:)] And the pictures are stunning. But the snake gives me the shivers. I'm sure they pale in comparison to beautiful Sweden. And the snake is the elusive Timber Rattler. The area is home to 3 poisonous snakes; the seldom seen Timber Rattler, the aggressive Cottonmouth (in wet areas) and the common Copperhead. quote: ORIGINAL: Curtis Lemay Texan...transplanted from Arkansas. Well that makes 2 Arkansans, you and Titanwarrior. 1 more and there would probably an illegal still involved. quote: ORIGINAL: Orm mo rebism: You have two pigs. You have a barbeque party. You now have a lot of happy neighbours and friends. You have one pig left for the next party. Edit: And if I am lucky I am in the neighbourhood so I can invite myself for when it is time for the next barbeque. I like where this is going

Curtis Lemay -> RE: You have two cows. (3/2/2014 4:28:34 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Curtis Lemay quote: ORIGINAL: Missouri_Rebel quote: ORIGINAL: Curtis Lemay Ozarkism: You have two cows. Both have been trained to back up to that stump you're standing on. Silly Texan. We don't have cows round these parts. Now goats on the other hand... Texan...transplanted from Arkansas. So, in other words, I'm the Edward Snowden of deep, dark, Ozark secrets. [:D]

Missouri_Rebel -> RE: You have two cows. (3/2/2014 5:10:48 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Curtis Lemay quote: ORIGINAL: Curtis Lemay quote: ORIGINAL: Missouri_Rebel quote: ORIGINAL: Curtis Lemay Ozarkism: You have two cows. Both have been trained to back up to that stump you're standing on. Silly Texan. We don't have cows round these parts. Now goats on the other hand... Texan...transplanted from Arkansas. So, in other words, I'm the Edward Snowden of deep, dark, Ozark secrets. [:D] Shhhhhhhh!

danlongman -> RE: You have two cows. (3/2/2014 7:36:15 PM)
Add in newspaper in Minnesota last month after passage of legislation: "Going out of business!! Small time cattle rancher forced out of business due to new laws!! For Sale: Fifty Hereford cows and two gay bulls."

ezzler -> RE: You have two cows. (3/3/2014 7:03:32 PM)
Consultancy You have two cows. You are probably something to do with dairy farming. You should diversify into outdoor leisure and corporate events.

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