ShotgunFarmer -> RE: New Picture for the Shakturi... (4/23/2014 7:57:00 PM)
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ORIGINAL: tjhkkr The main character for SW would be Pookisith... The main character for ST would be as the Kitar... as Lursa and Betor... Captain Pallaeon approached the Grand Admiral nervously, harking back to his days with Darth Vader and the swift retribution that he would dole out for such a failure. "Excuse me, Grand Admiral, but it seems Pookisith has slipped through our hands once again." "Yes, I know. I expeected that, Captain. You see, I have studied cat art for a long time, and it seems our tactics were all wrong. I misread them." The Captain's jaw nearly hit the floor, hearing that a Grand Admiral of the Empire admitted error. "Captain, relax, please. You see, I could not gain the requisite understanding of the Shakpurri. I have deduced that is for one of two reasons. Either it is so beyond the scope of my understanding, that there is nothing for me to read into this, or..." A full minute passed and Thrawn's red eyes never moved from their stare into nothingness, Pallaeon thought. "Or, it is so beneath that of intellectual study that there is nothing that may be gleaned from it whatsoever. What are your thoughts, Captain?" Pallaeon thought for a minute, weighing the two options. Just as he was about to speak, Thrawn cut him off. "But there is a third option, Captain Pallaeon." "What is that?" A wry smile crossed the Grand Admiral's face, his red eyes growing as he explained the unexplainable. "You, Captain. Well, not you in particular, but human art. Namely, something called 'cat memes.'" "I apologize, Grand Admiral, I do not follow." "Not necessary. Your order is this: make haste to the Shakpurri base at KittyCondo. Oh, and refit all of our TIE fighters with laser pointers."
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