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loki100 -> Never play WiTE ... with your cat (2/17/2016 1:04:54 PM)

So there I am, playing WiTE with a cat hanging around, decide its time to redeploy a single rifle division to be with the rest of its army when ....

(pause for dramatic music)

Usually the worst this one does is to stand in front of the monitor but this time ---

.... the cat headbutted my hand that was holding the mouse

I want to enter this attack into Sillyflower's competition for the most embarrasing things you have managed (when playing wargames in any case):



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morvael -> RE: Never play WiTE ... with your cat (2/17/2016 1:35:45 PM)

So your 319th Rifle Division is commanded by a cat... Interesting [:)]




No idea -> RE: Never play WiTE ... with your cat (2/17/2016 2:23:03 PM)

Dont blame himˇ He has managed to make a wonderˇ From zero cv to 2.1ˇ It defies mathematics.




jwolf -> RE: Never play WiTE ... with your cat (2/17/2016 2:27:42 PM)

In the WITPAE forum I was told of a legendary player from the early days of the game, who took a picture of his cat staring at the screen, looking at the tactical map of some area in the Pacific. He added a thought cloud to the cat, "Where the hell are your PBYs?!" (that is, naval search planes). I wish I could see the picture; it would be really funny.

So did you replay that part of the turn? Would be legitimate IMHO. Or is the cat a double agent? [X(]




chaos45 -> RE: Never play WiTE ... with your cat (2/17/2016 5:12:51 PM)

the 0 to 2.1 is the miracle that anyone got across the river in flood state, unfortunately the 200 guys that got across were either killed or taken POW lol.




SunTsu -> RE: Never play WiTE ... with your cat (2/17/2016 5:39:44 PM)

Dont bother...

With cat woman fighting in your army, nothing will harm you [:D]




c00per -> RE: Never play WiTE ... with your cat (2/17/2016 5:49:51 PM)

My dog ate my homework once [:-]




loki100 -> RE: Never play WiTE ... with your cat (2/17/2016 7:36:22 PM)


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ORIGINAL: jwolf

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So did you replay that part of the turn? Would be legitimate IMHO. Or is the cat a double agent? [X(]


it was clearly a fascist sabotage mission ... I've yet to meet a cat with even the faintest concept of socialism. I'm sure they decided that what Marx meant to have written was 'from each according to their abilities, to me according to my needs' ... and if you don't meet my needs, I'm off.

I hadn't saved what had been a boring admin turn, juggling air groups and planning upgrades so couldn't face restarting. It was so amusing I felt it needed to be saved for posterity.

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ORIGINAL: SunTsu

Dont bother...

With cat woman fighting in your army, nothing will harm you [:D]


well I do have proof that the Soviets at least believed they could train cats:



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BrianG -> RE: Never play WiTE ... with your cat (2/17/2016 11:38:07 PM)

Your lucky your unit did not shatter[;)]




SunTsu -> RE: Never play WiTE ... with your cat (2/18/2016 6:13:47 AM)

... The Sowjets trained cats to chase the german rats [:D]




56ajax -> RE: Never play WiTE ... with your cat (2/18/2016 8:16:01 AM)

And their preferred weapon was a mouser




swkuh -> RE: Never play WiTE ... with your cat (2/18/2016 10:38:32 AM)

Good one!!!




RedLancer -> RE: Never play WiTE ... with your cat (2/18/2016 10:59:42 AM)

Guess which side he's on...

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morvael -> RE: Never play WiTE ... with your cat (2/18/2016 11:02:55 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: loki100

So there I am, playing WiTE with a cat hanging around, decide its time to redeploy a single rifle division to be with the rest of its army when ....

(pause for dramatic music)

Usually the worst this one does is to stand in front of the monitor but this time ---

.... the cat headbutted my hand that was holding the mouse



I have similar experience, just replace "(a) cat" with "my kid", and you will know the story.




No idea -> RE: Never play WiTE ... with your cat (2/18/2016 11:26:01 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Red Lancer

Guess which side he's on...

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Wow. A SS Panzerkatten unitˇ




uw06670 -> RE: Never play WiTE ... with your cat (2/18/2016 6:04:15 PM)

That is one smart kid, having the cat take the sniper headshot for him.

That cat must be deaf, how else would you find a cat on a battlefield? versus hiding in a basement somewhere.




loki100 -> RE: Never play WiTE ... with your cat (3/1/2016 12:34:44 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: uw06670

That is one smart kid, having the cat take the sniper headshot for him.

That cat must be deaf, how else would you find a cat on a battlefield? versus hiding in a basement somewhere.


the text suggested they were using the cat to carry messages.

Anyway the WiTE playing cat has returned and made another assault on the mouse ...

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