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parusski -> MY BIRTHDAY (3/31/2016 2:53:56 AM)

Ok folks, tomorrow at 1158PM I crawled into this world. There is a time when my grandparents were rearing me that I discovered my grandpa was 50. I thought that is really old and it must take a long time to get old. Weeeeeel, I was way wrong on that. I took a 2 hour nap when I was 10 and just woke up at 50. I have trouble explaining to my wife the shocking speed at which we age(she just turned 29) and One day she will blink an age will have won the race..

SO, I expect lots of happy birthday wishes from all forum members. This birthday wishes MUST be in the form of Haiku.

Gifts are expected. I will accept gifts online, like large cash deposits to my bank account, or a boxed version of any strategy game. I gift that with a PM.

On 05-08-2000 I will have spent 16 glorious and enriching years on this forum. I expect a party on that day.

Gotta get back to Tigers on the Hunt-which anyone who love tactical level games should buy. A few days ago we reached 50 player scenarios, I think it is approaching 70 at this point. Buy the game.

AND DON'T FORGET MY BIRTHDAY TOMORROW.



Zap -> RE: MY BIRTHDAY (3/31/2016 5:20:54 AM)


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ORIGINAL: parusski

Ok folks, tomorrow at 1158PM I crawled into this world. There is a time when my grandparents were rearing me that I discovered my grandpa was 50. I thought that is really old and it must take a long time to get old. Weeeeeel, I was way wrong on that. I took a 2 hour nap when I was 10 and just woke up at 50. I have trouble explaining to my wife the shocking speed at which we age(she just turned 29) and One day she will blink an age will have won the race..

SO, I expect lots of happy birthday wishes from all forum members. This birthday wishes MUST be in the form of Haiku.

Gifts are expected. I will accept gifts online, like large cash deposits to my bank account, or a boxed version of any strategy game. I gift that with a PM.

On 05-08-2000 I will have spent 16 glorious and enriching years on this forum. I expect a party on that day.

Gotta get back to Tigers on the Hunt-which anyone who love tactical level games should buy. A few days ago we reached 50 player scenarios, I think it is approaching 70 at this point. Buy the game.

AND DON'T FORGET MY BIRTHDAY TOMORROW.



Ha, Happy birthday Parusski I will gift you a Wyoming Buffalo which will also serve as barbeque for the party that will be held in your honor[;)]



zakblood -> RE: MY BIRTHDAY (3/31/2016 6:35:41 AM)

Happy birthday Parusski



parusski -> RE: MY BIRTHDAY (3/31/2016 7:49:05 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Zap


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ORIGINAL: parusski

Ok folks, tomorrow at 1158PM I crawled into this world. There is a time when my grandparents were rearing me that I discovered my grandpa was 50. I thought that is really old and it must take a long time to get old. Weeeeeel, I was way wrong on that. I took a 2 hour nap when I was 10 and just woke up at 50. I have trouble explaining to my wife the shocking speed at which we age(she just turned 29) and One day she will blink an age will have won the race..

SO, I expect lots of happy birthday wishes from all forum members. This birthday wishes MUST be in the form of Haiku.

Gifts are expected. I will accept gifts online, like large cash deposits to my bank account, or a boxed version of any strategy game. I gift that with a PM.

On 05-08-2000 I will have spent 16 glorious and enriching years on this forum. I expect a party on that day.

Gotta get back to Tigers on the Hunt-which anyone who love tactical level games should buy. A few days ago we reached 50 player scenarios, I think it is approaching 70 at this point. Buy the game.

AND DON'T FORGET MY BIRTHDAY TOMORROW.



Ha, Happy birthday Parusski I will gift you a Wyoming Buffalo which will also serve as barbeque for the party that will be held in your honor[;)]


From zakblood
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Happy birthday Parusski


Thank you both. I would love to have a buffalo to barbeque.



VPaulus -> RE: MY BIRTHDAY (3/31/2016 10:13:06 AM)

Happy Birthday! [sm=00000436.gif]



Otto von Blotto -> RE: MY BIRTHDAY (3/31/2016 11:43:08 AM)

A haiku for you!
You could write a better one.
This one will have to do.

or even better

It is your birthday!
Drop everything and have cake.
You don't have to share.



Yogi the Great -> RE: MY BIRTHDAY (3/31/2016 11:44:26 AM)

Happy Birthday. Since you are so old like many of us you should remember this.

[sm=fighting0056.gif] and a pinch to grow an inch!



Orm -> RE: MY BIRTHDAY (3/31/2016 12:51:29 PM)

Morning mist
Slowly burning hickory
Grand Celebration



Aurelian -> RE: MY BIRTHDAY (3/31/2016 1:54:58 PM)

Not to spoil your day, but it's my birthday too......



vonRocko -> RE: MY BIRTHDAY (3/31/2016 1:58:03 PM)

Happy Birthday old geezers!  [:D]



wings7 -> RE: MY BIRTHDAY (3/31/2016 2:13:36 PM)

Happy Birthday David! You are 50...hell, that's not old, you are much wiser. Old starts when you hit 80! [:)]

Patrick



ReinerAllen -> RE: MY BIRTHDAY (3/31/2016 2:29:06 PM)

Happy Birthday, and remember - 50 is the new 40.



Aurelian -> RE: MY BIRTHDAY (3/31/2016 4:15:16 PM)


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ORIGINAL: vonRocko

Happy Birthday old geezers!  [:D]


56 years.....

The Empress called me a dirty old man.

I replied "Who are you calling old."



vonRocko -> RE: MY BIRTHDAY (3/31/2016 4:50:48 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Aurelian


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ORIGINAL: vonRocko

Happy Birthday old geezers!  [:D]


56 years.....

The Empress called me a dirty old man.

I replied "Who are you calling old."



52 years.....
I guess there is some time before we're called "geezers".[;)]



reg113 -> RE: MY BIRTHDAY (3/31/2016 6:06:53 PM)

Happy Birthday, Parusski.

66 years
you kids get off my lawn!

Geezers, Unite!



Zap -> RE: MY BIRTHDAY (3/31/2016 6:32:31 PM)


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ORIGINAL: reg113

Happy Birthday, Parusski.

66 years
you kids get off my lawn!

Geezers, Unite!


[:D]

What Wings7 wrote. 80 is the new old! Being 63 that makes me a middle aged man. Those in their 50's young men who still have a lot to learn about life!



radic202 -> RE: MY BIRTHDAY (3/31/2016 7:08:36 PM)


Bonne Fête mes amis!



LarryP -> RE: MY BIRTHDAY (3/31/2016 8:13:32 PM)

I remember back when I was your age, we walked ten miles in the snow... [:D]



Zorch -> RE: MY BIRTHDAY (3/31/2016 8:38:56 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LarryP

I remember back when I was your age, we walked ten miles in the snow... [:D]

Oh, you think you had it tough? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xe1a1wHxTyo

PS. Happy Birthday Parusski



CGGrognard -> RE: MY BIRTHDAY (3/31/2016 9:46:53 PM)

Happy Birthday Parusski!

In the blink of an eye, you made it to the age of fifty
which you thought would be cool and nifty
But little did you expect the body to disagree
cause now all your body wants you to do is go pee.



rickier65 -> RE: MY BIRTHDAY (3/31/2016 9:48:31 PM)



Happy Birthday parusski!

Rick



Orm -> RE: MY BIRTHDAY (3/31/2016 10:36:16 PM)

Happy Birthday, Steiner. [sm=00000436.gif]

[sm=character0272.gif]



Orm -> RE: MY BIRTHDAY (3/31/2016 10:37:28 PM)

Happy Birthday, Aurelian. [sm=00000436.gif]

[sm=character0272.gif]



parusski -> RE: MY BIRTHDAY (4/1/2016 1:38:20 AM)

I can't respond to all of you, so thanks to everyone. CGGrognard, you made me and my wife laugh with your poem.
Zorch, that sketch nailed it. Since my wife is so much younger than me I am always saying things like "when I was young...:
Good haiku Otto von Blotto.

I am not feeling well right now. I am about to take my butt to bed shortly.

Again, thanks to everyone.

Oh, no one has sent any cash yet.



LarryP -> RE: MY BIRTHDAY (4/1/2016 1:39:20 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Zorch

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ORIGINAL: LarryP

I remember back when I was your age, we walked ten miles in the snow... [:D]

Oh, you think you had it tough? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xe1a1wHxTyo

PS. Happy Birthday Parusski


That's really good! The old "one up on ya."



Zorch -> RE: MY BIRTHDAY (4/1/2016 1:46:03 AM)


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ORIGINAL: parusski

I can't respond to all of you, so thanks to everyone. CGGrognard, you made me and my wife laugh with your poem.
Zorch, that sketch nailed it. Since my wife is so much younger than me I am always saying things like "when I was young...:
Good haiku Otto von Blotto.

I am not feeling well right now. I am about to take my butt to bed shortly.

Again, thanks to everyone.

Oh, no one has sent any cash yet.

You didn't get my cash? I sent it c/o your wife. [;)]



Aurelian -> RE: MY BIRTHDAY (4/1/2016 2:17:14 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Orm

Happy Birthday, Aurelian. [sm=00000436.gif]

[sm=character0272.gif]


Thank you.

Who would of thought, Steiner and me born the same day. Two people I knew in high school had the same birthday. One a year older, the other a year younger.



Zap -> RE: MY BIRTHDAY (4/1/2016 8:40:22 AM)



You know you're 50 when...
•You now have more hair on your knuckles than you do on your head.
•Your idea of getting lucky is being able to find your car in Walmart's parking lot on the first try.
•You have to use your GPS to locate your feet because you can't see over your belly.

BirthdaySource
•Your trick knee goes out more than you do.
•Your idea of a hot time is putting a heating pad on your bad back.
•You want your kids' to think you're cool, so you ask them to help set up your own page on MyFace and you can't understand what they're giggling about.
•Getting some action means all those prunes your doctor is making you eat are doing their job.
•You and your teeth have decided that a separation is the best thing for your relationship.
•Getting high means it's time to take your blood pressure medication.



wodin -> RE: MY BIRTHDAY (4/1/2016 11:30:05 AM)

Crazy how time flies. We're not here for long..Time can easily slip through your fingers. It's one of the things that you can't get back and do it ag
ain...no dress rehersal herel.

Happy Birthday!



tcarusil -> RE: MY BIRTHDAY (4/1/2016 5:20:16 PM)


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ORIGINAL: reg113

Happy Birthday, Parusski.

66 years
you kids get off my lawn!

Geezers, Unite!


Happy Birthday as well, (aged 61) and stop playing that damn "rapped" music.

TomC



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