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AbwehrX -> The cheezyist and silliest war movie of all (12/22/2016 4:08:25 AM)

"Seven Man Army"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fw0kg2GWVHo

This is so absurd and exaggerated that it should be a comedy.



Zap -> RE: The cheezyist and silliest war movie of all (12/22/2016 4:47:59 AM)

it was pretty intense looked close to the real thing to me. But what do I know I never been in battle[sm=00000106.gif]



milkweg -> RE: The cheezyist and silliest war movie of all (12/22/2016 5:22:32 AM)

The exaggerated body motion from explosions is worth it alone.



RodyMetal -> RE: The cheezyist and silliest war movie of all (12/22/2016 7:15:44 AM)

I like the Tank scene, super ninja grenade :D



wodin -> RE: The cheezyist and silliest war movie of all (12/22/2016 8:29:54 AM)

Loved it!! I like the delayed cartwheels etc..fanbloodytastic



zakblood -> RE: The cheezyist and silliest war movie of all (12/22/2016 8:48:16 AM)

i wanted to reply and add to this, but my post again became a novel, so i just deleted it and thought better of it.

99% of all war films are utter rubbish, unless watching for fun and a laugh, as there's no history, fact's or anything real in almost any of them i'm sorry to say imo.

history is written by the winners, and facts tend to be forgotten and replaced with pure fiction for the most part, regarding films anyway, and some books



warspite1 -> RE: The cheezyist and silliest war movie of all (12/22/2016 9:32:47 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: AbwehrX

"Seven Man Army"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fw0kg2GWVHo

This is so absurd and exaggerated that it should be a comedy.
warspite1

That is brilliant!

- loved the formation dancing when shot.
- So its a rule that if behind a load of sandbags, one has to jump over the sandbags in the art of dying?
- The bloke on the tank. What a guy!

Reminds me that:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVESMxs4rbA





jwarrenw13 -> RE: The cheezyist and silliest war movie of all (12/22/2016 6:36:58 PM)

Brings back fond memories of my bayonet vs sword training during basic training.



Kuokkanen -> RE: The cheezyist and silliest war movie of all (12/22/2016 6:58:03 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: zakblood

99% of all war films are utter rubbish, unless watching for fun and a laugh, as there's no history, fact's or anything real in almost any of them i'm sorry to say imo.

history is written by the winners, and facts tend to be forgotten and replaced with pure fiction for the most part, regarding films anyway, and some books

History is also written by survivors. Germany lost the World Wars, yet that is where All quiet on the western front comes from. Finland lost Winter War & Continuation War (look them up if you don't know) and that hasn't been changed in the films & books that have been made over here (at least in the ones I've seen). Even in one of the more fictionalized novels is said: "We lost Karelia."



wodin -> RE: The cheezyist and silliest war movie of all (12/22/2016 8:35:05 PM)

This is on a whole new level though to 99% of War films:)

Did you watch it?


quote:

ORIGINAL: zakblood

i wanted to reply and add to this, but my post again became a novel, so i just deleted it and thought better of it.

99% of all war films are utter rubbish, unless watching for fun and a laugh, as there's no history, fact's or anything real in almost any of them i'm sorry to say imo.

history is written by the winners, and facts tend to be forgotten and replaced with pure fiction for the most part, regarding films anyway, and some books




operating -> RE: The cheezyist and silliest war movie of all (12/22/2016 9:45:03 PM)

Actually found it pretty entertaining..!![:D]



warspite1 -> RE: The cheezyist and silliest war movie of all (12/22/2016 10:12:49 PM)

To be fair it was a whole lot more realistic than Pearl Harbor.....



AbwehrX -> RE: The cheezyist and silliest war movie of all (12/22/2016 10:53:31 PM)

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I like the Tank scene, super ninja grenade :D


Yes that was extremely silly. Tankers are supposed to be buttoned up in a battle. [:D]



Zap -> RE: The cheezyist and silliest war movie of all (12/23/2016 12:59:22 AM)

The tank machine gunner was in a position to see the tank rider easily. Rider must have had applied stealth cream[:)]



radic202 -> RE: The cheezyist and silliest war movie of all (12/23/2016 2:18:20 AM)


Is it a Chinese or Japanese film? This looks so silly I first thought it was a "Monthy Pyton" Parody????



proflui -> RE: The cheezyist and silliest war movie of all (12/23/2016 3:32:39 AM)

I hope anyone who understand Chinese please take a look of this one....super hilarious.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKxUeE24MEk



AbwehrX -> RE: The cheezyist and silliest war movie of all (12/23/2016 3:47:56 AM)

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I hope anyone who understand Chinese please take a look of this one....super hilarious.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKxUeE24MEk


I dont speak Chinese but the ending is both horrid and glorious at the same time. [X(]



Pvt_Grunt -> RE: The cheezyist and silliest war movie of all (12/23/2016 7:58:53 AM)

2 minute mark - Is that Bruce Lee?



matttanner -> RE: The cheezyist and silliest war movie of all (6/20/2017 11:48:17 AM)

Delta Force.. those Chuck Norris one-liners are hilariously boring.



Titanwarrior89 -> RE: The cheezyist and silliest war movie of all (6/20/2017 11:25:54 PM)

"FURY"...the final tank scene Killing Mounds of Germans. Tanks then had dead zones. [:o][:-]



Lobster -> RE: The cheezyist and silliest war movie of all (6/20/2017 11:34:15 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: zakblood

i wanted to reply and add to this, but my post again became a novel, so i just deleted it and thought better of it.

99% of all war films are utter rubbish, unless watching for fun and a laugh, as there's no history, fact's or anything real in almost any of them i'm sorry to say imo.

history is written by the winners, and facts tend to be forgotten and replaced with pure fiction for the most part, regarding films anyway, and some books


Do you mean 'The Fighting Seabees' isn't a factual history? I am devastated.



Chickenboy -> RE: The cheezyist and silliest war movie of all (6/21/2017 6:31:48 PM)


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ORIGINAL: warspite1
- So its a rule that if behind a load of sandbags, one has to jump over the sandbags in the art of dying?


No, dumbass. They are only obliged to fling themselves forward over the sandbags in the art of dying only when one of the ubiquitous stick grenades lands behind them. Did you see any behind the sandbags get shot and flipped forward? Dying per se has nothing to do with it.

Two interesting facts of which I was hitherto unaware spring to mind:

1. I didn't know that Chinese troops were outfitted with 37 cases of 'stick grenades' per soldier.
2. I didn't realize that the Japanese were so outclassed in the Chinese campaign. I appreciate the very realistic depiction of the annihilation of two Japanese battalions and an armored platoon at the expense of only three Chinese soldiers.



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