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Luskan -> (6/17/2003 12:54:15 PM)
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Now we've had some seriously good ideas.
Piano removals - every guy in the south pacific that wants to move from one island to the next with his piano is going to need the sort of cusomized service and transport we could provide. Especially if we had a helecopter to do the lifting and carrying to and fro.
Floating casino - very profitalbe, good idea Mog!!
Fishing charters - or maybe diving charters.
Problem here is that no one will go on a chartered diving trip from Oz after what happened to the guys up in the barrier reef. Couple of yanks chartered the boat and crew, and they went out to the reef for a dive. The guys on the boat had a few beers, and then forgot about the divers (their customers) and went back to port - remembered that they'd forgotten their "passengers" and went back out the next day to find that they'd drowned.
Carrier takeoff and landing thrill rides - another brilliant idea. Easy marketing too "Do you have what it takes to be Top Gun?", big speakers with Dangerzone playing at full ball and we'd have a bunch of rich idiots willing to do it (we'd have to offer a 1 hour training program for them to qualify for the attempt - 50% is a pass ;) )
To be honest, I can't believe some Indonesian general hasn't dipped into his private piggy bank to by the thing already.
However, the voices in my head have just given me the best idea of the lot.
We could train ourselves as a STUNT CARRIER crew, and ensure that we get the lead parts in all the movies that require such. A great example is the movie speed 2. Millions of dollars in computer animation for a crap movie where a boat goes out of control, crashes into theings, and eventually ends up beaching herself by sliding over 95% of a town (uphill of course). No more computer graphics! We'd provide the real out of control speeding CV scenes and crash scene.
I'm sure we could also have done that scene in The Sum of All Fears, where the US CV gets blown up (more computer graphics). Instead we'd do the real things after filling the ship with Australia's famous undesirables (Kerry Ann, Daryl Summers, Bert Newton, Pauline Hansen, David Oldfield, Simon Creane, Catriona Rownetree, that idiot "Doug" from the pizza hut ads, all of the people on Australia's worst Drivers, Anthony "the mouth" Mundine - the list is just endless!!
We pack our ship full of Austrlia's least liked celebrities (Mark jacko Jackson amongst them too) under a guise of being a charity cruise, and then let the studios film as we call in airstrikes to send her to the bottom . . . :D :D :D
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