Zorch -> RE: Hello (9/5/2019 3:17:28 PM)
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ORIGINAL: Zorch quote:
ORIGINAL: warspite1 Hi I'm a slicitr and I represent 24 letters f the alphabet*. I am putting yu all n ntice that I am presenting a case fr discriminatin n the grunds that this thread is biased tward the letter Z. This disgusting behaviur cmpletely ignres the rights f all ther letters* and needs t stp. Nte I am nt representing the letter O as this letter has frmed its wn splinter grup and will be taking separate actin. Thank-yu. Dear Sir or Madam, If you check your records, you will find that this thread does, in fact, own the 26 characters known as the Latin Alphabet*. Accordingly, we are entitled to collect royalties from you for usage of said characters, at the very reasonable rate of $0.001 USD per letter since the beginning of this thread. We will also be pursuing the aforementioned 'O' group. Cordially Yours, Dewey, Cheatum, & Howe, Esq. *Per the Marylee96 statute of written symbols warspite1 * For legal reasons we have had to delete the letters from this response. We hope the intention of the post and the meaning it meant to convey has not been lost as a result. After due consideration of your argument, the facts, and exhaustive perusal of the AB thread, we conclude that this motion has developed not necessarily to our advantage. Accordingly, have declared a 'Z' holiday. No usage of said letter will be permitted until further notice.
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